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Bro work up in the comedy version of fahrenheit 451

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

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Absolutely insane how much being dressed does for your mental even if you're just sitting inside all day and I say that with my full chest

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I think I'm going to start eating people who draw tracer without her harness unless it's an AU

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Kiriko getting fucked up using her powers BUT she does not know this horrible burden at first. To begin with, she uses it liberally, but as time goes on and The Consiquences start setting in suddenly calling on your God to help get the girlie to the concert on time doesn't seem like such a great idea.

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Inconsolable. The cowboy game has changed us forever. I see two old men together and can only think they're gay. Old man yaoi save man old man yaoi I love you

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I am factually a superior man to Adam. I mean look at him. Idiot didn't even have all his ribs.

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I saw that overwatch characters as demigods tierlist a few days ago and I've been mentally unwell ever since <3

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Ngl, kinda interested in becoming a lab rat. Not for sexual purposes or anything I just wanna know what kind of fucked up little creature I can be turned into

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I need people to understand that there is a fundamental difference between "I wish this Fandom had more wlw content" and "ugh there's so much mlm content in this Fandom I'm getting kinda sick of seeing it."

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Whatever you do with another consenting adult is none of anyone's business. Whatever you write about or create for your own pleasure and enjoyment is ALSO none of anyone's business. The only way these things become problematic is when they involve people that cannot/have not consented (yes, minors included;no, not cnc as it has been discussed beforehand). Crucially, if you HAVE created something featuring acts that would be morally unacceptable in real life- or have found comfort in other people's works as such- DO NOT SPREAD, POST, OR ENDORSE/SUPPORT THESE WORKS IN ANY WAY. It is MORE than fine to seek comfort in the ways that work best for you. What isn't fine is endorsing your suffering in real, living, other people.

that last comment is so fucking revealing as to the actual priorities and worries of people who say 'get therapy' lmao

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Listen. I have a little game we like to play called "how close is the friends group to a wildly sexually charged (or just sexual) event"

I always win

being in love with ur friend like entirely platonically is insane. like. hey, i love you so much by the way. i carry a part of you in me, so if were apart ill still do things that will remind me of you because i got it from you. hey man i know were talking right now but i miss you. i love you

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messing around with asukas design from that game.

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I love human pack bonding

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

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What in God's name happened here

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

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NO... IM READY TELL ME

Nevermind. None of you are ready to hear this.

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Oh to have a queer little comune with the gay people in my computer...