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Hello?

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you've heard of her right? the whole town's talking about her. the girl who turned kinda weird through the intersection. we all saw and we're mad at her.

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Me and my friend had some fun trying to rewrite the sequel trilogy a while ago and I think the best idea we had was Luke dies and Han and Rey get stranded on some nowhere planet where he has to haphazardly attempt to teach her years of jedi training in like a week entirely by reading out of Luke’s notes (somehow even worse than Luke’s extremely DIY training in the OT).

This isn’t at all based on the ‘Han has the force’ theory it’s literally just crabby atheist old man Han Solo and his dead best friend’s religious texts that are totally useless to him vs the world.

i LOVE that, disney needs to get you two rewriting the sequels STAT

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NO im NOT mad that my powers haven't activated AT ALL yet *my telekinesis throws nothing across the room*

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I honestly feel like the proliferation of LED headlights was the canary in the coalmine for the general attitude we see in the political climate these days and i'm not even remotely kidding

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Healthcare is basic human rights. Healthcare should not be exclusive to only the rich.

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pirate who's worried mermaids are gonna fuck his girlfriends: me fear fish want me women

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i can hear darwin evolving down the chimney now

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some of us wear heels because we like them. screw having comfortable feet or having a man i want to hit my head on the tops of door frames recreationally

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my friend who is sitting in the same room as me just silently emailed me this

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I havent seen the oops wrong home comic this year...

Happy Holidays everyone! :-D