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Dysfunction is, after all, what we do best in this family!

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Yes, The Cat King can turn Monty into a human, the two can end each other's loneliness and I see them being friends for years, until the Cat King loses another life, and Monty realizes he's in love

ok y’all hear me out, monty x cat king enemies to lovers arc

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If today is the last day of wwdits filming, the photos didn't give any spoilers, everyone is dressed as usual or is that it, Guillermo remains a servant forever, and it's over

nothing keeps changing

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I finished Dead Boy Detectives and I didn't like that Monty was alone and being a crow, I feel like Monty and the Cat King would be an interesting couple, or an interesting friendship In short, I wanted Monty and Cat King to be friends, at least, taking away each other's loneliness, and King Cat must have the power to transform Monty into a human again

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Espero que todos os atores de ofmd consigam otimos trabalhos,mas não vou fingir que to chateada com o cancelamento

houve uma morte de personalidade tão grande em alguns personagens na s2,que eu praticamente to soltando fogos de artificio com esse cancelamento

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Totally fascinated by Silver's change in season 3 of Black Sails, and I'm only in episode 2

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Comecei a assistir a terceira temporada de Black Sails,e se bem entendi da s1 pra s3 não se passaram muitos meses,parece que nem tres meses direito.Como Max conseguiu tanto poder em semanas,como o Silver conseguiu?

Tambem fico chocada com a lealdade que a crew do walrus tem no Silver,e ele conhece essas pessoas a dois meses,derepente todo mundo quer segurar a mão dele quando ta sendo amputado.

isso tudo é por ser bom de lábia?

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If wwdits is canceled at the end of season 6 I won't even pretend I was upset, I was rooting for it at the end of last season Because if Guillermo doesn't want to be a vampire anymore, what else do they need to show us, carefree adventures of horny dumb vampires?

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Being that far away, you see things differently. Helped me see what we are. Maybe what we ain't. You saved me from something awful, Jack. And I owe you my life for it. Maybe there's some part of that you just can't owe.

But you can owe it to Max?

I don't feel that way with her.

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I would love for the revenge crew to find Stede in some port, and find out that Ed went crazy and Stede had to kill him to save himself, that's all I can take from Ed after s2

lowkey i would love to see ed and stede die or otherwise get written out of the show next season, it would be SO FUNNY

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the elusive joel fry in ofmd season two bts videos

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Me pergunto se o David Jenkins sabia durante as gravaçoes que Taika ja tava satisfeito com a historia de Ed e Stede e não queria uma s3 de ofmd

Se sabia matar o Izzy foi mais idiota ainda,acho que ele era o unico ator/personagem que teria força pra fazer um spin off funcionar,olha eu gostava do Ed na s1,mas depois do kraken não teve conversas,desenvolvimento ou desculpas,acho que Ed e Stede tão vivendo naquela casa sem conversar,fingindo que ta tudo bem e tendo um surto por ter matado tanta gente da marinha naquela praia

Ok,eu não preciso de s3,na minha cabeça,eu espero que Roach seja um dos maridos da Jackie,por que o coitado precisa de roupas novas,e zheng tinha parceria com muitos navios,ela vai conseguir uma nova frota assim pra se vingar,e bom eu ja disse que gosto de pensar que o Kraken,mais instabilidade mental vai fazer a crew um dia voltar praquela ilha e encontrar os dois mortos

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when I want to talk to myself I post in Portuguese, when I want likes, in English

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

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Lembrando que no fim da s1 quando Ed pega o Izzy pelo pescoço,o Izzy diz que Blackbeard ta de volta,pra mim isso é um sinal de que acontece sempre, talvez não tortura e socos na cara,mas estrangulamento acontecia.Mas pra algumas pessoas Izzy gritar com Ed,ser um pouco mesquinho,justifica tudo

Mas assim eu nunca vou perdoar os escritores fazerem Izzy se desculpar com Ed enquanto tava morrendo,sendo que ele deu uma arma pro Izzy SE MATAR a dias atras

"Izzy emotionally abused Ed" WE LITERALLY SEE ED CUT OFF AND FEED HIM HIS OWN TOE ON SCREEN WE KNOW FOR A FACT THAT HE CUT OFF MORE WE HEAR ED TELL IZZY TO TAKE HIS BOOT OFF SO HE CAN DO IT AGAIN WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED

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Your found family:

My found family:

I love them so much

They’re like stray cats that can’t be adopted separately.

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Você sabe que uma serie fez escolhas muito ruins,quando torce pro casal de protagonista se ferrar e se matar

Tenho um headcanon que a tripulação vem visitar a pousada a cada quatro meses mais ou menos (pra visitar o tumulo do Izzy,claro),e eles nunca encontram Ed e Stede juntos por que a inabilidade de pedir desculpas,ou conversar ainda existe então eles brigam,e somem de casa,pra onde eles vão em um lugar sem nada?vai saber,mas nas primeiras visitas a crew acha que um pode ter matado o outro,mas sempre que eles tão voltando pro Revenge eles veem o que tava faltando na pousada voltando da floresta,ou qualquer lugar que eles estejam

Ate que eles param de se importar,eles só querem sair logo dali,então um dia eles chegam na pousada,encontram tudo revirado e morte...

I’m in my unhinged-fan-theories-I-know-won’t-happen era since I can’t analyze things seriously anymore because of how awful s2 was.

So that being said, I have left team Jeff’s Adorable Cringefail Inn by the Sea and am now fully on team Jeff’s Psychological Horror Inn by the Sea.

Unsuspecting guests come to stay in what turns out to be just a dilapidated little shack on a remote island run by two men in a relationship where they do anything but talk about their issues. One of them never really wanted to be there to begin with and desperately wants to leave and the yellow wallpaper probably isn’t helping, but the other’s fragile mental health is so dependent upon him that he stays; things got… hard for other people the last time he left, so he’s learned not to do that again. The corpse of a man one of them mutilated again and again and again when he was still alive is buried in the front yard… or is it? There’s clearly growing friction between them but they’re not talking about it or about the familiar rotting smell they can’t find the source of. Their guests (like their former crew) quickly learn they’d better act like everything is Totally Fine as well, if they know what’s good for them.

Like take the names out so you can’t tell what show this is and it’s an absolutely perfect setup for a psychological horror story.

Will it be canon? Apparently anything is canon if I squint hard enough and do the exact right combination of mental gymnastics to make it make sense so why not?

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eu colocaria nessa lista a serie the shrike de criswritesoccasionally que eu acho otima,tem Ed e Izzy matelots,trauma com Horningold,Jack sendo legal.

tem mil conversas entre Izzy e Ed,mas não muda que Ed foi babaca por muitos anos,espero que ela seja atualizada logo,por que desde que comecei a ler ela não foi

Doldrums e A Pirate Triptych tambem tão na minha lista de fics favoritas

As promised! Izzy-centric fic recs!

These are all gonna be pre S2 (and all Steddyhands because I was obsessed for like a year)

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Starting off strong with

1) Battle of the Boyfriends

This fic makes you laugh before it makes you cry. A steddyhands centric dramady mostly from Izzy's point of view, and I love this Izzy very much.

Isn't he precious? They absolutely hurt his feelings

2) Doldrums

This one is a two part series that starts with Izzy leaving the Revenge as Stede and Ed reunite post S1. He recruits Calico Jack and becomes captain of his own ship while he and Jack have a lot of sex (I actually enjoy Jack in this one lol) Ed and Izzy eventually partially work things out

The second part involves Izzy back on the ship in the beginning stages of steddyhands

I think the real strength of this series is Izzy's interactions with everyone, but especially Stede and Oluwande

3) The Nook is for Talking Shit

This is a Calico Jack hate!fic and I'm here for it. Also steddyhands because I've got a problem

In this fic Stede and Izzy bond offer a mutual enemy, and Izzy teaches Stede how to craft the perfect insult

I like that they laugh together, and I really like it when Stede stands up for Izzy ♡ (I also like that Izzy has a very good reason to hate Jack that involves him having been injured very badly)

4) Navigating By the Light of Your Stars

A delicious sandwich of a trilogy where the bread is BlackHands and Stizzy relationship studies, and the meat is steddyhands smut.

Featuring: GrayAce!Izzy, whump, Stede’s introduction to BDSM, and discussions of mortality ♡

5) A Pirate Triptych

Another steddyhands trilogy!

This is one I've seen on many recommendation lists and it is worth it. These men and their guilt I swear ♡

Post S1 Izzy schemes to get Stede back into Ed's good graces at his own expense.

If you like Izzy whump this is the fic for you

6) More Vivid than Sunsets, Brighter than Stars

On a shorter and sweeter note this little steddyhands bdsm fic explores Izzy running his mouth and Stede and Ed going a little too far in order to punish him. Everyone gets their feelings hurt ♡

Everyone is characterized well here but Ed is kind of the star of the show, he has to mediate this incident and he's hilarious

7) House of Mirrors

This one is pure Izzy whump with steddyhands caretaking. Izzy is sick, Ed spirals, Stede is Exhausted (tm)

I reread this one often

anyway I think this is what I have for now, I might post another list at some point because there are a couple of longfics that are very near and dear to my heart, plus S2 is not gonna stop me from reading new fic. I look forward to seeing more amputee!Izzy