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#my eyes are greener than my mom and younger sister#I don't remember my dad's eye color#my half-sisters have grey eyes iirc
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#my eyes are a bit tired tonight and I had a hard time parsing those fish as individuals#like I thought it was an interesting 3D animation mixed with a hand's video
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do you know anyone named Kevin
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i'm bisexual because i'm attracted to both flesh and machinery
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beavers have the lifestyle that most children dream of. dig and travel through underwater canals. dam a river and flood the local woodlands. stomp mud into dam to seal. swim to flooded trees and destroy them. live in a secret hideout with a underwater entrance. full ownership over an engineering project
#when we were kids my sisters and our neighbor (who owned that land) would go play in a brook with a waterfall#when we got old enough to be possessed by the Quebecois instinct to build dams#we immediately tried to turn that part of the brook into a wading pool by piling rocks downstream#it mostly worked but it also made the water cloud up with dirt#and having turned a running stream into a large puddle made the mosquitoes WAY WORSE
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I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and
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we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf
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Une des belles choses que je découvre avec mon bac en traduction c'est à quel point le correcteur de Word est merdeux
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