diseasegirl5000

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anyone wanna date so we can do cute fall things together like eat leaves and get seasonal depression?

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if i was a worm i'd be a tapeworm cuz u know i always eat

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i actually used to think tumblr was made up by gay people

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i've decided i understand nothing about people or social situations, but i do have vast knowledge of soil bacteria and crop management techniques, and that's basically the same thing anyways

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so i was joking when i said this but ive been back on campus for 2 days and im already sick

someone needs to study how stepping foot into a college campus immediately gives you pink eye, a cold, and 2 STDs (random, you don't get to choose)

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syphilis would be such a good name if it wasn't a deadly venereal disease

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this outbreak also resulted in one of the largest personal injury settlements in history, as well as a huge class-action lawsuit. I suggest reading the book "Poisoned" by Jeff Benedict if you want to learn more

the biggest and most devastating food poisoning outbreak in recent US history was the 1993 e. coli O157:H7 outbreak in hamburgers from Jack In The Box restaurants. also i think i might be asexual actually

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the biggest and most devastating food poisoning outbreak in recent US history was the 1993 e. coli O157:H7 outbreak in hamburgers from Jack In The Box restaurants. also i think i might be asexual actually

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hormones? yeah they tend to do that

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About 80 million microbes are swapped every time you kiss someone, and they actually are beneficial to building your own immune response and body microbiome. So what I'm saying is I need someone to kiss me. For immune system purposes of course.

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this would genuinely work to trap me. i would crawl right in there to see that cool disease

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"but diseasegirl5000", you say, "there is no one interacting with your posts! you are talking to the void!"

and to that i say excuse you, that's rude. can't a girl talk to herself in peace anymore??

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on a serious note, polio is coming back around the world. we were so close to eradicating it like smallpox, but COVID interrupted vaccine programs, and there is a growing anti-vax movement that is impeding progress. medical misinformation is so rampant and so damaging!

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someone needs to study how stepping foot into a college campus immediately gives you pink eye, a cold, and 2 STDs (random, you don't get to choose)

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and small is <4 inches. idk personally i think 4 in is pretty big. almost too big. who needs a turtle that big??

disease update: CDC says that small turtles are giving people salmonella. just the small ones. bastards

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disease update: CDC says that small turtles are giving people salmonella. just the small ones. bastards

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90% of my diet is applesauce and the other 10% is Monster Ultra Peachy Keen Edition ™

that being said this is now officially an applesauce stan blog. who cares about diseases anymore