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^what he said

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Best band to use bagpipes in metal since Korn (and they did it better!)

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Second Guessing Myself.

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Jungfrau, Switzerland by Senai Senna

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Highway to Heaven by Chris Herzog

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Things my dentist has actually said to me:

“Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I’m going with the second one because it’s way cooler.”

“When was the last time you flossed? Your gums aren’t bleeding which means I’m either not doing this hard enough or you actually floss your teeth regularly”

“You don’t need to do a fluoride treatment I just want to go check my facebook for a second and this is the best excuse I can come up with. Don’t worry your insurance will cover it.”

“Take a whole handful of toothbrushes, I can’t order new ones in less ugly colors until these ones are gone.”

“Remember not to eat or drink anything for a half hour…or actually you know forget that go eat lemons and drink coffee right now. I make money based on peoples bad decisions, you should probably stop brushing your teeth too.”

“I became a dentist because I like making children cry and they don’t let you do that as a regular doctor.”

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ill block you. ill block your whole family. i’ll come to your house. steal your phone. block myself

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Untitled by Jean Victor Lairmore

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If I have any followers from Texas who are in the path of Hurricane Harvey please be safe! 💕

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I had to save these because he’s deleteing his entire tag soon. I can’t let these gems be lost forever.

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