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this whole "health"/"self care" thing is so transparent as well i can't believe it actually works on so many people it's literally consumer capitalism marketing 101: the best version of yourself is waiting on the other side of this affiliated link! this plastic gadget is the panacea of all ills! this hyperbolic acid serum will solve years of body image issues (that we created ad hoc)! and the corollary phenomenon is quite obviously people riding the wave of this obsession to garner likes and engagement and self gain in general and mind you they will literally claim whatever in order to do so to the point that we are 2 seconds from reinventing the four humors

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How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

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I finished my first sweater! I didnt anticipate finishing because I've tried knitting before and get halfway through a scarf and get bored and stop....so I just picked a cheap soft yarn. Its not really my style but damn is it warm and comfy! I cant wait to make something i really love!

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huge shoutout to trees and also rain

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Sterling Silver & Enamel Nautical Signal Flags Sweetheart Bracelet, circa 1930-1940, with life rings ends, flags spelling out "I Love You"

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Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

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um apparently I reviewed this documentary while still under the influence. so true though. (had to omit the three paragraphs of thirsting over leonardo dicaprio)

I’m drunk and trying to watch a climate change documentary but gang is NOT taking it seriously I’m gonna kill my self the earth is DYIGGGGGG AND NOBODY CARES

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just saw an ad and all I read was 'hawk tuah! you're walking around downtown Ottawa-" before I got so mad I closed the tab. mama I never want to see that combination of words ever again.

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i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

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Let’s goooooooo

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sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

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Good app

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I’m drunk and trying to watch a climate change documentary but gang is NOT taking it seriously I’m gonna kill my self the earth is DYIGGGGGG AND NOBODY CARES

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It was Shrek's anniversary yesterday!

And it's Shrek 2's anniversary today!

Congrats, everyone!!!

Thought I'd use this opportunity to show you all my favourite pieces of my female universe Shrek fanart💚

I'm so happy these movies exist🥰

More of my Shrek fanart here✨

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what are you waiting for? someone to grant you permission? the perfect and permanent emotion? a shooting star to magic away every problem you have or ever have had? alright, wait away then. but no one is going to live your life for you while you wait to become someone else