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i want that, i want what they have..

[VLIVE] 민히~

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Me: *imagines fanfiction in my head about the characters in my book that I didn‘t even start instead of starting my book so I can make the fanfictions actually happen*

Me: yes

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Johnny, changing his clothes:

Jungwoo: hyung, you‘re staring

Taeyong: *ogling Johnny up and down* respectfully

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[JohnYu in a car]

Johnny: *rolls the window down so the wind ruins Yuta‘s hair*

Yuta: *screams like he‘s being murdered*

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[after making a mistake]

Jungwoo: I‘m only human!!!

Taeil: according to the amount of food you can consume, you‘re two and a half

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Renjun: a poem about me

Renjun: I hate everyone, I wish I was drunk

Renjun: the end

Jeno: can you lighten up a little?

Renjun: no

Chenle: *wiping a tear* a literal masterpiece

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Kidnapper: I have your son

Doyoung: what do you mean? Jeno is right beside me

Kidnapper: then who is this kid who keeps doing aegyo and tries to manipulate me?

Doyoung: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE HAECHAN

Doyoung: keep him

Taeyong: *out of the kitchen* Doyoung we talked about this

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Donghyuck: roses are red, violets are blue

Donghyuck: there is not a man in the world, who can tell me what to do

Taeyong: hyuck go and wash the dishes it‘s your turn

Donghyuck: *shrill screeching*

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Renjun: Jisung is 5‘11 and I'm 5'7 and one time we were arguing and he took a picture of me from his eye level to show me what I looked like from his perspective and honestly that was so disrespectful

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Chenle: I don't like your accusatory tone.

Renjun: Well, I'd use a different tone, but I'm trying to accuse you of something.

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Haechan: [walks out of the hospital]

Doyoung: oh...you survived.

Haechan: can you at least try to sound happy?

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Ten: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and hell talk, I'm at a parent teacher conference.

Ten: *hangs up* Anyways, you said Yangyang is enjoying finger painting? That's great!

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Johnny: I‘m from america

Johnny: my phone language is english

Johnny: my autocorrect is in english too

Johnny: I have NEVER in my life wrote something with an x

Johnny: and I wanted to tell Doyoung his outfit looks nice

Johnny: proud to tell my autocorrection changed nice to nixen

Johnny: I just told Doyoung his outfit looks like a mermaid

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Winwin: I can hold a wet bar of soap better than I can hold a conversation

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Murderer: I‘ll kill you all!!

Renjun: I‘m not scared of you! None of us are!

Jisung: I actually am a little scared

Jaemin: yes, me too

Jeno: I think we‘re all scared

Chenle: yes, I don‘t understand why you said we aren‘t

Renjun: guys, you‘re blowing our cover

Jeno: hyuck is hysterically crying in the back because he‘s scared and mark has been trying to comfort him for 10 minutes now

Jaemin: if anything he blew our cover first

Renjun: *sighs heavily, turns to murderer* take me first please

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[during high school]

Jisung: *nervously whispering* Are you

still coming? Everyone else's parents

already showed up.

Jaemin: *over the phone* about that..

Jisung: ...oh no

Donghyuck: *wearing a fedora, sunglasses and has a cocktail in his hand* I'm here to pick up Park Jisung's report card? *pulls down shades and winks at Jisung*