hello i am new here please help (he/him, 17, ultrakill/crk/pokemon/doom enjoyer)probably somewhere in your closet? i'll decidewatcher of kona and enjoyer of awesome skullsa big mafia goon guy, i love doin odd jobs for the mob and impersonating goons (in other words, the good version of gooning!)
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i forgor i have this website give me firearms so i can shoot my enemies
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5 posts!
Why is this a thing
Hip hip hooray ig 馃拃
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aight so hear me out for a moment:
titty milk, right? it's good for vitamins and muscle growth. bodybuilders have figured that out and have begun using it to get their strength up.
why am i saying this? well i have an idea to share
what if, lets say, they planted a woman in the audience of a bodybuilding contest. she's here for one role and one role only: if the bodybuilder realises they're losing for whatever reason, she can whip a titty out and squirt it in the bodybuilder's mouth, kinda giving them unimaginable power like popeye does with spinach. they go through the incredible power the breast milk has given them and easily get into a winning position to win the bodybuilding contest.
and that's my sales pitch, please invest into this idea if you may, share it around to the big bodybuilders so they know the tips and tricks of bodybuilding.
#bodybuilding#bodybuilder#breast milk#breastmilk#tittymilk#titty milk#tips#bodybuilding tips#ideas#idea#squirting titty milk into mouth for power#theory#theories
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THE MINDFLAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
awesome art, choccy milk incoming
Wooohoooo more ultrakill art from yours truly for Ultratober-
#fuck these motherfuckers i wish they'd STOP KILLING ME#THE ENTIRETY OF THE ULTRACOMMUNITY IS IN SOME STOCKHOLM SYNDROME ASS RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM CONSIDERING A LOTTA PEOPLE BE HORNY FOR THIS#FUCKING THING WHILE IT'S KILLING THEM
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also before i take even more time off this site mozzarella cookie so cute, very cool, very great i love her (i also GOT GOLDEN CHEESE FROM THE PITY I AM GOING TO BITE SOMEONES ARM OFF IN EXCITEMENT)
#cookierun#cookierunkingdom#crk#mozzarella cookie#cookie run kingdom mozzarella cookie#you cannot read#no one on tumblr can therefore you cannot read
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i think im starting to think more this wont do how do i stop thinking someone help
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whar
i forgot i had this
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Ultrakill art for Ultratober :]
#now this is something the boss would respect#i am sick and dying and dying and sick but I STILL HAVE TASTE
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5 posts!
my posts are all slop THIS ISNT AS BIG AS YOU THINK TUMBLR
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jumbo josh on da mic bruh
iamnota fan of stienger flynn i hate that goddamn dudeu i hate him
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HERE ARE SOME TIPS
i have an 18 pack, im 6 feet tall, i have 87 dogs which i take care of, 78 goons that do my job for me, i run the local hotdog eating contest who am i? i am lying that's who none of this is true
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i have millions of goons around the globe im cool like that (i MIGHT be lying)
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MAYBE YOU AND I
WE CAN LIGHT UP THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
#god this song's so catchy#i should probably listen to some other protomen songs they seem up my alley#light up the night#thank you ultrakill for giving me the knowledge this song exists
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hello your favourite (im no ones favourite) dinosaur is now on the tumblr's getting with the times i suppose, twitter might go belly up so good to have options
#what are these help#i guess these are so people can find my shit easier????#do i want that really??? do i want people seeing my slop on people's conscious??????#fuck it we ball i guess
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