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my interpretation of splatoon universe crucifixion of jesus

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"who said that" is my ult fav thing to say ever after saying something insane

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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

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Side Order

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BREAKING NEWS: Writer discovers for the millionth time that they can write whatever they want. Join us now to see if the lesson will stick.

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children should NOT be forced to wake up earlier than 6 am to get to school on time. what if they are working the night shift at freddy fazbear’s

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Games that have a lovable dog-like companion that you! can! RIDE!!!

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Kurow and Chibiterasu (2022 Repost)

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Waka is such a funny fucking character. He's french. He's from the moon. He has a lightsaber named pillow talk. He tells you not to say orochi's name out loud and then proceeds to say it like 5 times

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so i was scrolling through twitter and found this tweet, is the part about octavio true or just a strange translation? i don't think you translated the part before the interview that appears to be a summary of the events leading up to octo expansion so i couldn't check. (it's like 2 am for me at the time of writing this so i hope this makes sense)

NO WAYYYYY im running. im running to the magazine. i skipped that section because i thought itd just be old news but... its true (text is cut off a little but...)

"Even now, the leader of the Octarians, General DJ Octavio, due to injuries sustained from losing the Great Turf War, became no longer able to take on his humanoid form"

age old octavio lore mystery solved... in a random fucking magazine.

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words cannot describe how mad i am about the fact that they didn’t put dj octavio’s signature on the 3MIX album. like where’s the 3 part of 3MIX if it’s just deep cut x squid sisters

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I wonder who

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ITS POKEMON DAY ONCE MORE EVERYONE I STILL HAVE HOPE!

i sure hope i get a bingo tomorrow!

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Honestly thank god splatoon has an actual normal wiki i dont think id be even half as invested in this storyline ncharacters if it had one of those gross ass fandom wikias like i love going to inkipedia and searching for something and getting a concise up-to-date page on the thing i searched for. I can look up E-Liter 4k and i will get nothing but every single tidbit of information about the E-Liter 4k. Not an ad in sight. They even have functional galleries.

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Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!