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any ship involving josh is gonna be fucked up bc josh is an emotional terrorist and a bully who hates the entire human race. but that's not gonna stop him from fucking and it's not gonna stop everyone else from wanting to fuck him. Thank God.

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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

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sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

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‘Free Luigi’ billboard has gone up in lower Manhattan the evening before his next court appearance.

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bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

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I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"

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gonna be honest i hate everything i draw these days but i’ll be brave about it and post anyway

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I think I just found the only reasonable exchange involving two people with opposing views on porn to ever exist on this website

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struggling to draw but had to quickly scribble some scrungles lest my brain pop

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Morning, lieutenant.

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“america’s sweetheart”

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"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

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i wish the until dawn fandom would stop trying to argue whos innocent and who isn’t when they’re all deeply flawed characters

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doesnt my job understand i have a blooming fanfiction writing career to work on

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chillin at the ambient red lighting and horse store.