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I think I might be in a smidge of trouble because I didn’t apply for summer classes

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NEVER, shall I be returning to a Target establishment at the 8 pm. I, unfortunately, had to make an unexpected trip to pick up something. Typically, I prefer going in mornings as it’s less busy but alas I had no choice. I ventured out to pick up a calendar, wall clock, and a small treat to enjoy in the parking lot.

As I’m sitting in my car taking my first bites of a vanilla donut, with rainbow sprinkles, I scan my surroundings. There’s movement in a white car parked in front of me, two spaces to the left. I first assumed it to be a dog then seeing the movement thought it was a child who’d been left in the car by an irresponsible parent. I then am confronted by sight of an ass.

Two heathens have decided the ideal place for preforming the devil’s tango is a Target parking lot at 8:20 pm. I am repulsed. Not only am I unable to enjoy two minutes of peace in my car there is a child witnessing this alongside me. The disrespect these people have to their community is embarrassing. Of all the places to perform such vile actions you chose a public area, in broad daylight, whilst people and CHILDREN are still out and about.

You have scarred an innocent child and myself as well.

The image of a stranger’s buttocks shall forever haunt me. I’ll always feel anxious when parking wondering who is next to me. What repulsive activities they may be partaking in. Nor will I ever be able to eat another donut with the thought crossing my mind.

To all of you who have ever even considered going to a target parking lot for intercourse DO NOT DO SO. Think of those around you. Not everyone wants the depiction of your ass engrained into their brain.

From henceforth my evening shopping trips will only be done at Walmart. I can only hope the public at target will be better behaved in the future. Until then I will be giving the location I went to a 1/5 stars on yelp reviews. If I could rate it zero however, I would.

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Yo, yo, yo! It’s the dudes I think about the most! This time I’ll tell y’all their full names. Wowie! Mauve Beetlebrooke, Salamander, Annatole Solcious Constance The First, Lysandros Hyacinthus, The Great Magician of Mystveil Amaryllis Mordacious Azalea Primrose, Harvey Freudenberger, Regulus Phantom 

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fnaf?

Unfortunately, yes.

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Ophidian is the only one who bathes

Oh boy, time for bathing lore! Ophidian lives in his office so the only bathroom he has access to is the employee's bathroom in the facility he works at. Seeing as they don't have showers he cleans himself using the sink.

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Some more little freaks for y’all

“Names” left to right

The Gameshow Host, Snakes and Ladders, Richard, Eye Of The Storm, Monarch, Devil’s Rose, Butcher, Chris, The Watcher

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Ew who’s this bitch??

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GREAT NEWS GUYS!!!

I have a wife and four children now :)

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woooow so many dudes Names left to right if anyone’s interested:

Ophidian, Felix, Taliesin, Nosferatu, Ritz, Maldwyn, Hallucination, Jules, Stone, Star (he fuckin dead ignore him), Rue

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are you a self proclaimed dad then

Legally I AM the father

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if you're a dad with no kids, did your wife take the kids?

I never had a wife or kids :,(

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He looks a little gay tbh

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Hello everyone welcome to this dilf’s first post. I will be posting ocs and other shit here. Please follow me. I am a lonely father with no children, wife, or friends to keep him company :(