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I hate this disclaimer "it wasn't a perfect movie BUT" shit when it comes to films like Barbie and Red, White, and Royal Blue like shit who was expecting perfection from a film about a gd toy and a queer little romcom made by Amazon of all things??? Like no one says "Ant Man Quantumania wasn't a perfect movie~~ but-" like it's fucking dumb to expect perfection from ANY movie but I hate these Olympic high expectations from films like Barbie and RWRB like god damn can we just exist without the disclaimer??? Can I not just say I enjoyed Barbie and RWRB without layering myself in logic armor I'm not roger ebert who would have fucking loved Barbie

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Oh my god 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

china turns all their lovers into brothers

so taiwan is working on the inverse

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Oh my god this is such good understanding of the characters 😮. Never thought of this angle about qi Rong but it makes so much sense. Qi Rong being the real fanatic and bwx the actual stalker of xie lian... I wish people understood this instead of declaring hua cheng as creepy every chance they get 🫠🫠🫠

I love the TGCF approach to religion because it shows that you don't need to make your charcaters atheist to make them 'cool'.

Take He Xuan for instance. He Xuan spent day and night praying to god to solve his problems. Just to end up finding out that 'god' was causing ALL of his problems. 💀💀💀💀 What did He Xuan do? Defiantly stop believing in god? Don't be ridiculous. He Xuan's new goal became climbing into the heavenly realm to kill 'god' with own two hands. 😂😂🤣🤣😭😭

Now if anyone had the right to become athiest in TGCF, it was Qi Rong, the boy abandoned by god.

And I do love the parallels between Qi Rong and Hua Cheng because they essentially worshipped the same god. But Qi Rong is a representation of a fanatic. He beat children and slaughtered people 'in the name of the Lord' then did not understand why he was shunned by the god he loved. From his perspective, all he ever did was love god. But his god would not love him back.

Meanwhile, the reason Xie Lian responded to tiny Hua Cheng in the first place was because Hua Cheng was one of the only few believers to follow his instructions when it came to prayer.

Xie Lian wanted all of his believers to pray standing up with their heads bowed. He did not want monetary offerings but they were allowed to give him gifts. So tiny Hua Cheng did not kneel while he prayed and he brought Xie Lian a flower. It pleased the young prince greatly. He could not leave Hua Cheng's prayer unanswered.

Then Bai Wuxiang (I love all the four calamities so much).

Interestingly, the most atheist character in TGCF was a god himself. A god who'd grown quite tired of getting all the blame every time something bad happened. He'd slaved away thanklessly for the people he loved, but as soon as things went wrong, they turned on him. Hated him, cursed him, even beat him.💔 A god that grew to loathe his believers and caused them endless suffering.... Because they were always praying to god, but none of them would stay with him when things got hard.

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“When the handle has snapped off the basket that held all your eggs…” gone girl tier monologue

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“When the handle has snapped off the basket that held all your eggs…” gone girl tier monologue

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Y’know I give Hua Cheng a lot of shit for being a simplord like I don’t talk about Xie Lian being just as bad enough.

Like you know this guy cannot go ten minutes without mentioning his husband. He is the most annoying wife guy in a twenty mile radius. Hua Cheng can do no wrong in his eyes. He could bite of Feng Xins finger because he thought it was funny and Xie Lian will fully tell Feng Xin he shouldn’t have antagonised someone more powerful than him.

Hua Cheng could show up at the door to Puqi Shrine menacingly standing at his 6’4 self covered in blood and Xie Lian would just be like “Oh my poor sweet San Lang, was today a bad day let me make you some soup and get you cleaned up.”

Like he is living his Mafia AU Mob Wife Fantasy and we all need to support him in that.

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Yes, Hua Cheng longed for Xie Lian for 800 years... But Mei Nianqing wanted Jun Wu's happiness for over 1000 YEARS. No one does longing like MeiMei.

He didn't sell out Jun Wu until Xie Lian's well-being was involved, and even after that he stayed with him in mount Tonglu.

He is probably reading Jun Wu stories every night, helping him relearn his humanity and trying to make things comfier for him. Mei Nianqing LOVES Jun Wu and no one can convince me otherwise.

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Xie Lian always says he brings misfortune and that it follows him everywhere, but what if we look at it from a different angle. It’s not that he brings it, but he is always there when things go to shit. That doesn’t have to be a bad thing.

He is always there, so therefore, there is always someone trying their damn best to help.

He didn’t abandon xinale during its fall; he took banyue in and protected other citizens from both sides; he stopped a looming genocide as fangxin; he stayed with sqx and let him know what was going on during the blackwater arc who otherwise would’ve been clueless.

He is always there, right in the center of whatever goes wrong. Thus, without fail, there is always someone in the midst of the chaos and pain and tragedy that truly cares.

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House would treat two gay patients like shit and get sued for being homophobic and cuddy would go "he's not homophobic, he treats everyone like that!" which does not hold up in court so instead he's like how can I be homophobic when I have a boyfriend? Wilson stand up. Everyone would turn to Wilson (who had ZERO warning about this) and he'd stutter before glaring at House and stand "yes, House is unfortunately my boyfriend"

Then they'd walk out of the courtroom and Wilson would chew him out which House ignores. Cue 3 days layer when Wilson says House needs to clear up they lied about being gay to get him off (ha) and they're not actually dating because he is NOT getting any dates like this. House would walk into the hospital cafeteria and yell "ATTENTION EVERYONE. Doctor Wilson is not my boyfriend." Wilson would nod for 2 seconds before House follows up with "because we're engaged!" and Wilson can't even be mad because why did he think for 2 seconds that House would make it easy for him

House would try to use this as an opportunity to demand less clinic hours (think of it as a wedding gift) which he does not get because Cuddy knows exactly what's going on and she thinks it's hilarious but she needs his ass working

Cuddy: yeah? You two are a thing? How big is he?

House: 5.3 inches

Wilson: how the FUCK do you know that

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the trope where they're hiding in a cramped space together like a closet or between buildings and they're really close and they get embarrassed/nervous yeah thats a really good one

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They make me sick 😭😭😭

I don't know how to explain to you that Xia Yu Hao looks at Qiu Zi Xuan like he's looking directly at the sun (for the last time) and it just breaks my heart and glues it back together and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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EXCSGE ME WHAT NOW

OH MY GOD HELLOOOOO KISSING IN THE RAIN BUDDIE

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IF I BELIEVE IN ONE THING THEN I BELIEVE IN ROSE TYLER

Nine straight out of the Time War, traumatized and suicidal, watching Rose flirt with everyone around her including him, watching Rose love her mother so messily, endearingly and true, watching Rose destroy reality to try to save the father she hardly knew out of love for the absence he left behind, watching Rose love a dalek and that dalek loving her to the point of letting itself die in the sunlight, watching Rose love him, Nine, with complete trust and belief in him despite the Time War’s ashes coating his hands, Nine watching her love absolutely completely selfishly and thinking yeah I could make a religion out of this

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Doctor Who season 4 is so delightful because you can tell that The Doctor, on occasion, straight up forgets that he's sad and burned because he's busy being in a sci-fi buddy comedy. And then something will remind him and he'll be like oh! I'm sad and burdened! And Donnas almost always there to be like 'hi sad and burdened. I'm Donna' and he has a completely proportional reaction like 'i would die a thousand deaths for you'.

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I firmly believe Hualian aren’t soulmates in the traditional sense of the word. They weren’t directed by some deterministic divine power to be pushed into each other’s arms, they weren’t fated by the heavens, their souls werent “made” for each other

They crawled to each other half-corpses matted with blood. They changed the course of fate for each other. They fought with fate, teeth clinking and bones torn, until their hearts could be made one. They sewed their own red string of fate if the earth refused to do so

When Xie lian saved Hong-er, he didn’t do it because of fate. When Hua Cheng spent 800 years searching for a scorned god, it wasn’t fate that made him do it. When Xie lian held onto san lang’s name like an unspoken prayer to satan. When Hua cheng rebelled against measly laws of nature and dispersion because even though every banquet comes to an end, this one won’t, he won’t let it— they didn’t do it because of something so simplistic as “fate”

Fate is inconsequential in the face of their love; it’s ignorant of their sacrifices; it is lofty and vicious and cruel beyond belief but it’s nothing against the claws of a love which even the blind could see

So no, Xie lian and Hua cheng arent “soulmates”. It’s insulting to limit their love at just soulmates. They did something much more faithful, much more devoted, much more lovely— they chose each other. They chose each other at every turn. They chose each other in a world where no one else would— no one else every did

In a world full of people, in a rat race of endless time— two people who never knew love right, chose to love each other and no fate or divine power will ever get the credit for their courage to love

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Oh my god i never noticed 👁️👄👁️

I can’t believe y’all let me watch history 3 trapped without warning me that Tang Yi’s entire dick would be guest-starring in that last sex scene