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Corpse Bride Scenario - 1

“They” is a bit vague so I’ve chosen one of the Mukami brother’s for a short story on this. Hope you enjoy, anyway! <3

Putting words to describe three years of misery is a task that simply can’t be done right. Life for Azusa, put simply, has been nothing but morose. The only time’s he felt alive was when he was in pain or inflicting such damage. Nothing felt right if his body wasn’t ripped open and crying red. Nothing felt right if he didn’t have bruises to squeeze his thumb into for the mild distraction from emotional pain. Until he met Yui.

Hope seemed to spark from things other than just the edge of his blades. And to lose it all in one night tore him. Making him fall back to his old ways when he’d found his soon to be bride in a puddle of her own blood. Right there in their garden they’d nourished so beautifully. She loved it so much, despite the stress that came with making sure each flower was healthy. So, in her honor, he’s kept that garden alive since her death. It was so painful to relive those images but... what’s a little pain?

“It’s.. a full moon tonight, Yui, dear...” softly whispered the vampire while cradling a snow-white rose in his palm, having been clipping the perfect flowers to replace the dying ones inside the house.

It’s almost like he expects a reply every time but it was futile to think he’d hear her voice again. But he wished he could close his eyes to her singing. And, like a saying goes, ‘Be careful what you wish for.’ Because, in the midst of the soft chatter of wind, he heard a soft voice sing a lullaby only he would presently know. Was this finally it? Did all of his delusions finally drive him mad?

“... follow my voice into a sweet dream~” continued the delicate voice.

Unable to care about anything around him, he dropped the rose he had in hand and desperately tried to follow the sound. Calling out, “Yui-san?!” while trying to pinpoint a location.

“... and take my hand and we’ll go to a different land~”

He was so close. So close he almost felt like crying from the frustration in not being able to see her. “Yui!” he called again, beginning to run.

The voice grew louder, closer, as he ran deeper into a thick forest. The same forest he’d buried her in.

“... just take my hand...” trailed off the voice.

Azusa barely had time to process what was happening as his right leg was suddenly unable to continue moving and caused him to trip. And, by pure luck, he was able to react just in time to be able to use his arms to prevent a full-on, face first, collision to the ground. He felt stupid for letting another one of his delusions get the better of him.

That is.. until he looked down at his leg and saw a hand grabbing onto his ankle. “Wh-What?!” he panicked, trying to free himself from the tight grasp.

It’s not like things such as the undead scared him but he didn’t know how to protect himself from whatever was starting to crawl out from the ground. So he’d continuously yanked his leg around until he was finally free and scrambled back. Watching closely as a small figure began to emerge. Dirt clinging to just about every part of them. On instinct, Azusa wanted to ask who they were until he saw their face.

“... and we’ll fly away to a greater land~” softly whispered the figure, finishing the lullaby.

“Y-Yui!” cried out the male, feeling a rush of adrenaline as he stumbled up onto his feet to embrace her.

He’d been in denial on the inside but, like it always did, his body had moved on its own to try and hold onto her again. Making it so surreal when he could feel her in his arms. “I’m here,” she comforted, returning the tight hug.

“How?” he asked, feeling so happy to not be alone anymore.

Despite his reluctance to release the hug, she made him look at her so she could give him a silent answer. To which he noticed her eyes seemed to be a deeper red than they used to be. “You turned...” he pointed out, cradling the side of her face in one palm. Now noticing he couldn’t really smell that sweetness that used to swarm around her.

With a big smile, she nodded. Mimicking his action to cup his cheek in return. “Which means I’ll never have to leave you again.”

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Thank you for reading!

If you’d like to read more from me, check out my wattpad for other stories I write. Don’t expect much, though... I clearly can’t stay updated, aha...

Toodles, for now~!

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I’m Back!! (Partially, aha)

Not sure if you noticed but I’ve had quite the inactivity! Which is... tragic. I feel bad for letting you all down (I still can’t process having reached 1k followers :o).

And, speaking of, holy baheezuz!! 1k?! Thank you~!!

Obviously, it’s way overdue but, I’ll be answering all 51 *sweats* requests in honor of reaching that many followers! Now, ah... my writing has changed.. a lot. So hopefully that’s for the better :’)

This also means, for now, requests are closed. I can’t promise anything but I will be doing my best.

Thank you for sticking with my inactive ass for this long. <3

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How would the S, M, and T boys react if you had mange to hurt yourself while carrying their baby(ies)? I love your blog! It's really good! 💜

Done and posted :)

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Diabolik - Pregnancy

Plot: The (S, M, T boys) reactions of you accidentally hurting yourself while pregnant.

Reiji:

He wouldn’t show too much worry in the beginning and just bandage you up. He would be slightly worried if the baby was affected in any way. 

Shu:

He wouldn’t be angry at you for somehow hurting yourself. He would feel bad for not making sure that you wouldn’t end up hurting yourself or the baby. He’d try and find a way to heal you faster. 

Laito:

He’d laugh and try to lick the blood that seeped from your wound. He’d also try and swear you were trying to kill yourself to prove you loved him or something.

Laito: “It’s my job to kill her to prove the incredible love that makes butterflies in my stomach! Love you Y/N *winks*”

Ayato:

He would scoff and laugh at you for being an idiot because you managed to hurt yourself by accident. He would only show some care as he bandaged the wound for you and constantly ask if the baby would be ok.

Kanato:

He would yell at you for being a “stupid fool” and proceed to call you out on possibly inuring the baby as well. He would later feel bad for yelling and kiss your wound to try and make it better. He might even offer you some candy.

Kanato: “Like hell I would! Y/N can get her own! . . . maybe one piece....”

(Anime reference intended....)

Subaru:

He’d have a fit and probably smash a wall. We wouldn’t be so verbal to you as far as saying you were dumb, but he would be gentle with you and worry if you hurt the baby as well.

Ruki:

Call you dumb livestock and would be quick you bandage you. His words would be hurtful but his body language showed he cared.

Yuma:

He would be angry at you for being careless. He would just hope the baby was alright. 

Kou:

He would be worried for the baby but still make sure you were at least okay. He would be passive-aggressive about the situation.

Azusa:

He would probably be the one who caused the cut. Although he wouldn’t worry as much for the wound, he would still at least try to wrap at least a bandage around it.

Carla:

He wouldn’t care. The only thing he would be worried about would be for the babies health.

Shin:

No worry at all. He’d believe you were tough enough to not be too affected by the wound. Closest to a reaction would be to laugh and remind you you were a careless baka.

Hope you enjoyed! Requests are still open!

~Diabolik- S

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New Series?

I recently received a request asking about doing a corpse bride themed scenario and I was thinking about turning this into a series. All I ask is you say a name of one of the S, M, or T brothers and I’ll do the scenario on the one brother.

Plot: (Quoted from request) “Their s/o who they were going to marry got murdered. 3 years later, they were taking a walk in the forest and an arm grabbed them from the ground.”

Click/press here for request info.

~ Diabolik- S

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Update~

So for the whole request situation, I will start to post requests once I get up to at least 10. It’s an odd way to do this, yeah, but I would like to have at least one scenario, reaction, ship, or smut(with plot given to me) posted each day. Requests will not be closed unless I obtain a huge amount of requests (like 40).

Thank you~!

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The S M T boys reacting to their s/o falling to her death and hitting the ground because they were too slow at catching them?

Done and posted, hope you enjoy~!

~ Diabolik-S

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Diabolik - Falling

Plot: The reactions to you falling to your death. Setting (not specified, so pick a place, any place… really… anywhere… dying from falling off a couch, I don’t judge).

Reiji:

He would probably be disappointed in himself for not saving you(r blood) in time. Letting this get the better of him would be pointless so he doesn’t ponder over your death. Although, one more bite would have been nice…

Shu:

He wouldn’t have spared the effort in really trying to save you. They would find another girl with rich blood. It sucks though, he was just getting to really enjoy your company.

Laito:

Ah, he would be only slightly emotional about it. Nothing wrong with a dramatic scene. He would have probably pushed you to your death to just prove his love for you.

Ayato:

He doesn’t show his sadness in your death so he just blames you for being foolish and dying. He won’t find another like you, but he will not let it bother him.

Kanato:

You deserved dying in his eyes. Your fault for falling. At first he would be angry that you were selfish enough to die even though he can’t, but later feel bad and wish he turned you into a corpse bride sooner.

Subaru:

He would more than likely hold a grudge against himself for not saving you fast enough. Even though he doesn’t have strong feelings towards you, he still didn’t mind having you around.

Ruki:

He would be emotional towards your death but not to the point of tears. To hide his emotions he would remind himself you were simply just life stock. However, he is a bit ticked he couldn’t figure out who was Adam.

Yuma:

Honestly, he could care less. His attempt in saving you was only for Eve’s blood. His garden feels a bit empty without you there to help him, but he could find someone else if he really cared.

Kou: 

He would probably be a bit sad and feel as if you did it for a selfish reason. Your death would probably be on his mind most of the time but he wouldn’t let it bother him. After all, he has an important job as an idol.

Azusa:

He would be sad that he couldn’t save you (Eve’s blood) and he wouldn’t forgive himself. He might take one of his knifes and harm himself to try and feel better. He won’t shed a tear over you, however.

Carla:

He wishes he could say he didn’t care, but in all reality he is upset he couldn’t save you in time. Although he can hide his emotions very well he still is a bit stricken by your death, in fact he could say he was angry you died.

Shin:

He would lose his temper for he no longer had a way to prove his worthiness to Carla. He might as well jump off had his bloodline not been in danger. I imagine he would have difficulties telling Carla of his failure.

I hope you enjoyed. (Still accepting requests for reactions, ships, smuts *with a proper plot to it*, and scenarios) 

Diabolik-S

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Heyy~

Phew, its been a while! I am still accepting requests for Diabolik reactions, scenarios, ships, and maybe smuts (if given a proper plot to it). My request box has been a ghost town for weeks! I look forward to requests :D

~ Diabolik-S

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Diabolik - Beauty

(I apologize in advance for any grammar errors). 

Laying down on a sofa up against a plain wall, you look down and notice your stomach has more of a bulge to it. These past few dinners in the Sakamaki house have taken their delicious toll. Even though it shouldn't bother you, the new stomach downs you. You sit up in an attempt to hide it with your poofy shirt. As if sensing your distress, one of the many brothers appear in front of you. 

Reiji:

He looks at you with concern. “Why are you in distress?” 

 You look up at him with a mildly angry look. “You wouldn’t understand.” 

 He sighs as he sits next to you. “I think after all this time you’ve been with us I would be able to understand.” 

 You’re silent for a bit. “Well… I’ve noticed I’ve grown more of a stomach.” You’re hesitant to lift your shirt, but you do anyway to show. 

 He sits blank while he figures out a way to try and cheer you up. “That’s the cause of your distress? Most girls would probably kill for your stomach. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.” He awkwardly chuckles. 

 You smirk to his comment. “I know you mean well, but that doesn’t exactly help.” You notice he’s getting a little frustrated, but hides it as best as he can. 

“If you were so plain and boring then why do I desire you more than anything?” He leans closer to you. “Remember, you aren’t perfect, but that’s okay because we all like you for you.” 

 You embrace him with a hug. “Th- thank you Reiji-San.” 

Shu: 

“Why are you in such a bad mood? Its ruining my sleep.” 

 Looking up, you see Shu glaring at you. It quickly softens as he sees you’ve been faintly crying. Taking a seat next to you he wraps an arm around your lower back. Pulling you closer. You’re surprised by this action, but go with it as you lay your head on his shoulder. 

“Thank you.” You sigh shakily. 

 “Tell me why you’re crying..” You don’t look at him as you speak. 

“I don’t think you’ll quite understand but I’ve grown quite the stomach in the past few days and it bothers me.” 

 He sighs as he lifts you up facing him on his lap. He then pulls up your shirt. “What stomach? I see nothing wrong with it.” You gasp while pulling down your shirt. 

He pulls you back into a hug while you struggle to escape. “No. Stop. Its clearly there.” 

 He nibbles on your ear. “If I show you your worth, will you stop complaining?” 

You can’t help but shiver when he whispered in your ear. “I’m not sure there is a way to prove that.”

 Scoffing, he pulls you back to face him. Standing up, he holds you close. “If you were fat, then why can I pick you up with ease?” He leans his face closer to yours. “If you were ugly, then why can I look at you with this much desire to devour you?” 

 “Well, you have inhuman strength, and you're a vampire but thank you Shu.” 

He smiles, “Your welcome Y/N.” 

Kanato and Azusa- 

“Why… are you… crying… Y/N?” Azusa spoke with slight concern. 

 “Yeah. Its bothering me.” Kanato scoffed. 

 You look up with small tears streaming down. Kanato looks down at you with a panicked look. Azusa sits next to you and wipes away the tears. “Why… are you… crying?” 

 You finally are able to form a sentence, “I’m sorry… I didn’t mean to disturb you.” 

 Kanato looks at you sadly, “Then you should at least tell us why you are like this.” 

 Azusa’s frown deepens, “You… don’t have… To tell us…. But… It would… help…” 

 You sigh as you wipe away the fresh tears. “I’m not the petite girl you all put me out to be. I’ve grown a stomach in the past few days and its bothering me.” 

Kanato pulls up your arms with one hand and lifts your shirt with the other. “What stomach? You’re petty excuse for being sad is not going to work. What’s the real excuse?” 

 Azusa smiles slightly. “You’re… Pretty… Why are you… Concerned?” 

 Slightly smiling, you break free and pull down your shirt. “Its a valid excuse for a girl Kanato and… Thank you Azusa.” 

 Azusa stands up and pulls you up with him. He embraces you and takes a nibble on your neck. Drawing blood you pull away without a word. “Your blood… Is so good… You’re perfect… Y/N.” 

 Kanato looked angrily at Azusa. “Hey! Just because you had the opportunity to doesn’t mean you can just grab a snack out of her whenever!” 

 Azusa laughed, “See? If you… Were ugly… Then we.. Wouldn’t be here..” 

Kanato pulled you towards him, “Or protecting you for that matter. Damn wolves…” 

 They both looked at you with small smiles. When you realize that they meant what they said you embraced them both and thanked them. 

Laito and Kou- 

“Why is M- Neko- Chan sad?” Kou pouted. 

 “Is Bitch- Chan being self concious again?” Laito giggled. 

 You look at Laito slightly angered. “N…. Yes… I’ve grown a stomach in the last few days.” 

 Kou scoffed. “I’m sure you’re just over exaggerating. I’ve seen girls who could use a body like yours.” 

 Laito giggled. “We’ve neglected to pleasure you.” He walked up to you and crouched in front of you. 

 “Please don’t.” You tried backing away.

 Kou sat next to you and hugged you. “Don’t be so selfish Laito.” 

 He giggled, “And you have room to speak?” 

 In a room with a pervert and a selfish idol. You shift uncomfortably. This is a bad combination. “Uhm.. You guys don’t have to be here.” 

 Kou looked at you with his cherry smile, “Oh, but we do Y/N!” Laito held your arm. “We must make you smile again.” Kou picked you up swiftly, "Had you been chuby, I would have had trouble picking you up!" 

 Laito took advantage and lifted your shirt to take a nibble on your side. You squirm uncontrollably. "Had you been ugly I wouldn't have taken a nibble on you just now." 

 "Hey! Unfair!" Kou set you down abruptly.

 Laito giggled. "What? You can't blame me!" 

 You back up enough to look at the both of them. "How does this cheer me up?" 

 "You fatuous girl. We're fighting over you with compliments." Kou spoke a little offended. 

 You blush furiously. "I'm sorry, you guys are just so hard to read sometimes." Walking up to them, you embrace them both with a hug, "Thank you guys." 

They glared at each other like two rival wolf packs, "You're welcome." 

Yuma and Subaru- 

"What's with the face?" Subaru avoided eye contact. 

 "Sorry to bother you, it'll be a waste of your time if I told you." 

 He clenched his fists. "Waste of my time? If it was I wouldn't have asked you a question." 

 Unaware of Yuma leaning against the doorway Subaru punched the nearby wall in frutration as you refuse to answer. Finally Yuma makes an entrance by popping a sugar cube in his mouth. "What's with the bad vibe?" 

 "She won't answer my question." 

 "What question?" He shifted the cube in his mouth. 

 "Why she looks so flustered." Yuma walked closer as if to examine you. 

"If I give you a sugar cube will you speak?" 

 You think about it but decline and decide to just speak. "Its because of my stomach... It grew a bit bigger after the past few days." 

 Subaru glared at her, "Oh so what? That doesn't change you at all!" 

Yuma noticed him clenching his fists again and thought to lighten the mood. "Hey. Just be thankful you aren't like the girls at school. They seem skinny and perfect but that's because of rich families." 

 "Your beauty is natural." Subaru quietly let out. 

 "Yeah see? Even he agrees with me." 

 "Thank you, but that doesn't change my weight gain." 

 Yuma sighed as he sat down next to you. Wrapping an arm around you. He noticed Subaru back up a bit. "Why ya backing up? Do I intimadate you?" 

Subaru scoffed, "No!" 

 Yuma chuckled, "Relax. I'm only messing with you." 

 He looked away disgusted. "Whatever." 

 Yuma stood and laughed, "Come on. We have to cheer her up if we want her in a good mood." He picked you up like a child, "See? No hesitation!" 

 Subaru scoffed, "Like she believes you. You are way stronger than her." 

 Yuma put you down after you started to squirm uncomfortably. "I guess. But my point stays clear." 

 Subaru finally walked up to you. He cupped your chin in his palm, "You are beautiful. I don't understand why you've gotten yourself all worked up." 

 You smile at them both as you hug them. "Thank you guys." 

"Yup sure thing." 

 "Yeah..." 

Ruki and Ayato- 

"Oh Y/N! Where are you?!" Called out Ayato. "There you are. Why do you ignore Yours Truly?" 

"I'm sorry. I wasn't ignoring you." 

He scoffed, "Then why did you not answer me?" 

"Leave the livestock alone. She clearly needs time to herself." Ruki walked into the room.

 Ayato pulled you up close to him. "Oh?" He leaned his head closer to your neck to the point where you felt faint breaths. "What are you gonna' do about it?" 

 Ruki kept his stoic demeanor. "Nothing. Seeing as how she's merely livestock." 

 Ayato laughed. "So you're saying you wouldn't be the least bit affected if I were to take a bite?"

 "Of course I would. That's why I won't let you." 

 You break free from Ayato. "Stop you two. I'm not in the mood for this." 

 Ayato chuckled, "Not in the mood?! Thats absurd. What makes you think that will stop me?" 

 Ruki nodded, "I also would like to know." 

 You sigh. "I've noticed my stomach has grown to be chubby. It makes me self conscious." 

 Ruki walks up to you and lifted your chin to eye level. "There's nothing to be self conscious about stupid girl." 

 Ayato pulled you away. "Get that idiodic thought out of your head. I don't care about your appearance. Your blood is what's important." He licked his lips as he went for a bite. 

 Ruki pulled you back before he could. "I also could care less about your appearance Y/N. You're merely livestock for us."

 Finally able to back away you scold at them. "I'm not going to listen to you both put me down like a dog!" 

 Ayato's face went soft, something not never happens. "Look Y/N, I'm not saying bad things about you. In fact, you should be happy Yours Truly is complimenting you." It didn't last long. 

 Ruki took a step closer. "Fine. You want to feel better?" They both walked your way and backed you into a corner. 

Ayato was first to speak, "If you were fat then why does your stomach look like this?" He lifted your shirt and brushed his hand against it. 

 Ruki now held up your arms. "Had you been so disgusting then why is it hard to not get lost in your gaze?" He went in to bite your wrist. 

 "Oy! She's mine!" Ayato pushed him off you. "All mine." Smirking, he leans down and takes a quick nibble to your neck. "Mmm. Delicious." 

 Ruki shoves Ayato. "I don't appreciate you." 

 "Who said you did?" 

 You can't help but giggle a little. It was cute the way they tried to do something they weren't too good at. 

 "What's so funny Chichinash?" 

 "She's laughing at your stupidity."

 "Why you..." 

A/N: So so so sorry for the delay! A lot of drama happened and delayed this scenario request! But finally here it is! Do not worry, requests are still open. Directions on how to request should still be somewhere below! Hope you enjoyed 😉

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I’m so sorry for people who have requested scenarios. Things are a bit backed up for my tumblr deleted all that I had for your scenarios 😡 There will be a delay in your requests, again I am SO sorry!

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Your scenarios are awesome. Can I have one with Shu? Like he finds her ( his girlfriend maybe~) crying because she misses her family and he stubbornly comforts her but is actually upset thinking she wants to leave him. sorry if that's a lot. Appearance: Pink hair, Brown eyes, short like 5'1. Personality: acts tough (actually a wimp.), kinda bipolar, loves all people even if they don't like me. Thank you and you're amazing!

I will get to your scenario as soon as I can! Thank you! ^•^

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Cooking - Requested by Anonymous

“Y/N, will you please stop playing with the turkey and get started on dinner?” Reiji smiled at you faintly as you made cute noises while making it dance.

Giggling, you continue to make the stuffing for the turkey. Before stuffing it, you decide to take the whip cream and dab some on his nose. As you reach, you successfully get some on there. He notices your trick and grabs your arm. You giggle even more as he dabs some on your nose. “Please stop playing and get back to the stuffing.” He sighed briefly as you licked the cream off his nose and your own. Turning around you hear him mumble something under his breath. “I should of licked it off myself…”

You can’t help but hold in the laughter as you stuff the turkey. Deciding to pull one more prank, you take the whip cream one more time. Instead of spraying him with it right away, you act as if you’re just making a top for the pumpkin pie. Unfortunately, for him, he fell for it. Turning his back you spray him all over with the cream. Her turns around quick. You expect him to be angry, instead he grabs the can and sprays you too. While you’re laughing harder than you should, he cracks a smile as he walks up to you and embraces your still laughing body. He kisses your forehead and scolds at you, “Look at this mess. I expect you to clean it up, otherwise…. I’ll have to punish you.”

You nod as you quickly run to grab a rag.

A/N: Sorry its so short. I didn’t have much of an idea besides small pranks. I hope you enjoyed anyway! 😆

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Sorry if you're not doing request! Could you do a scenario with the Sakamaki's and if it's not too much trouble the Mukami's where their Y/N is very insecure about herself because she isn't petite and has a little bit of a stomach? And they try to cheer her up and their own way? Again sorry if you're not doing request

I am definitely doing requests still. From what I can gather, this is going to be an awesome scenario. I think I have a good idea on what to do. 😛

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Could I request a scenario where Reiji and his lover are cooking together and she's being really childish? XD personality: Cute, sweet and mannered (sort of). Appearance: Average height, brown hair and brown eyes. Thank youuu

Sure thing! It'll be posted late today so keep a look out 😆

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Lighting - Requested by Anonymous

Tonight was going to be one of the worst nights of your life. Not only where you stuck in a mansion full of blood thirsty vampires, but tonight looked to be full of lightning. Before things got bad you quickly trotted to your room to hide. As you get halfway there the first shot of lightning stikes close and loud. Yelping, you run to your room before you smack into something hard. You tried desperately to get up and to your room that you didn’t even notice that you ran into a person. Looking back you see a black figure. As you look, another shot of lightning struck and you see its Shu. Gasping, you close the door and find the closest spot to hide. Under the sheets. It isn’t the best spot but it works. Panicking, you quickly find that your bed is no longer occupied by one person. Looking to your right you see a faint color of blond. Since your mind is so flustered, you find yourself reaching to Shu for comfort. He doesn’t push you away, instead he wraps his arms around you, brings your soft blond head closer to his chest and hush’s you. 

“Quiet. Making noise isn’t going to help, now sleep.” 

You try to obey what he told you, but as another strike of lightning hits your blue eyes start to water. You faintly hear Shu sigh as he pulls you close. You’re cheeks start burning from the closeness. You feel his head come close to your neck. Feeling his mouth brush up against it, you forget about the lightning as his bites you. He takes away a huge amount of blood as you pass out from the sudden loss. Waking up the next morning you can’t help but to be glad that he did that. At least you didn’t have to go through that living hell again. 

A/n: I hope you enjoyed! Thank you for the request. Want more content like this? Asks are still open and I’ll get to your scenario as soon as I can. Surprisingly I have a life so sorry for slowness in posting them :)

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Omg scenarios yes! So, could I have a scenario where Shu's lover is really scared of lighting and she runs to him for help? *-* I'm shy, afraid of mostly anything, weird and I have blonde hair and blue eyes!

Sure thing! It'll be posted in a bit! I hope you enjoy what I come up with.