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it's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. i DID kill alduin who cares if thomas the tank engine was there

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the world is beautiful because my friends have ocs

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hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

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I can’t stop thinking about that screenshot of that TikTok or whatever and it’s the Tuscany landscape but it looks likes Bakersfield California or something

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You are made to live as a kind of house-pet for one week. You are well taken care of and loved, but you are unable to communicate to the person taking care of you that you are a person. What is your reaction?

Spin the wheel to find out which pet you will spend a week as.

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“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.

Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.

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[muttering feverishly] I need to chase that man around my gothic manor in a silk nightgown

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PLZA doodles 🤸 happy late pokemon day!!

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please don’t fuck my dad

At the end of the day it’s up to him

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february 28th? whats next, february 29th?

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"If you've come this far, what choice do you have but to keep going?"

Happy PLAnniversary! The quote is from Pokemon Emerald. In my Volo brainrot, I've wanted to draw him with it for Ages.

(screenshot under the cut)

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perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

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briefly forgot that porn was a thing and googled "doctor sex" looking for the tf2 meme. big mistake