dezmondmyles
formerly the fanciest stache you knew
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am name Kel. am 30 he/his. holy shit what the fuck is even happening anymore.
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dezmondmyles · 10 hours ago
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the issue with writing for yourself is that you will get sucked into rereading your own fic over and over and pretend it’s “editing,” but really you’re just reading because it’s exactly what you want to read. because you wrote it. for you.
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dezmondmyles · 11 hours ago
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A new PokeMinutes short! Their bond has progressed a long way.
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dezmondmyles · 11 hours ago
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dezmondmyles · 12 hours ago
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do you think you could take a vampire?
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dezmondmyles · 12 hours ago
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F•R•I•E•N•D•S, The One with Phoebe’s Dad (S02E09)
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dezmondmyles · 14 hours ago
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"
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dezmondmyles · 14 hours ago
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I respect an "I can fix him" villainfucker 50x more than a "he didn't do anything wrong, he's just misunderstood!" villainfucker. like yeah they both get the cute domestic happily ever after, but man the first guy has depth they have nuance and most importantly they are actually aware they're a villainfucker
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dezmondmyles · 15 hours ago
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finally some realism in video games
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dezmondmyles · 15 hours ago
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dezmondmyles · 15 hours ago
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you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"
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dezmondmyles · 15 hours ago
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is this anything.
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dezmondmyles · 16 hours ago
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I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite
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dezmondmyles · 17 hours ago
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extra love to trans people who have to go by their dead name around their families for the holidays
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dezmondmyles · 20 hours ago
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if you have the Honey browser extension installed, uninstall it immediately. big big story broke on youtube today strongly indicating that Honey has been massively defrauding basically everyone who does any business with them at every level, including influencers, customers, and actual retailers.
the short version of ONE of the alleged crimes is that they've been hijacking referral links and codes. if you have honey installed on your browser at all, and you use any referral code from anyone, there is a high probability honey will swap out the referral link identifier for their own even if they don't provide a coupon at checkout.
they also are just lying to you, and hiding coupons that very much exist. they're completely fraudulent
paypal bought honey in 2019 for 4 billion, so paypal has been strip mining the influencer economy for 5 years now. the amount of money that's been essentially stolen is unfathomable
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dezmondmyles · 20 hours ago
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Peter having a normal one
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dezmondmyles · 22 hours ago
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fujoshi wizard has put the two knights into a timeloop with only each other for comfort
which could mean nothing
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dezmondmyles · 23 hours ago
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from our home to yours, have a very try not to kill yourself christmas
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