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Yeetus that fetus.
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someone call the doctor. I'm going insane again.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Oh yeah.
h a p p y s p o o p y m o n t h
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I may commit tonight.
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What ISN'T tiring about that?
Isn't it tiring running a blog this popular?
all I do is make like, 4 posts and reply to some asks, what is tiring about that!!!
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I almost choked to death on water just now anyway have a cat photo
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My sister just said she wanted to visit a Denny's at 4 am.
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Ayo can yall give me some curses this guy on Imgflip is being a complete dumbass.
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So...just drove by a Jimmy John's drive parking lot in the rain and saw a woman booking it through with a baby. My sister then started, "You don't want to give it SIDS," and I almost threw up Pepsi.
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*grants you my money*
Can we be friends, MURKROW?
Sure...
FOR A PRICE!!!
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Being?
Can we be friends, MURKROW?
Sure...
FOR A PRICE!!!
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Hey guys can we get a longer thread with interaction from as many pokemon as we can? I wanna see how our father @itsapmseymour thinks each of us sound.
@i-am-a-spheal @i-am-a-sandshrew @i-am-fennekin @i-am-a-galarian-yamask @the-sobble-squad @ditto-snom @i-am-a-gaganacl @oshnom @i-am-a-grubbin
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Aight. *casually throws self into a bottomless hole leading to Tartarus.*
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You ever just grab the nearest straw, stab it through literally any object with liquid inside and siphon the essence of that object into your mouth with the straw? Really helps with anxiety.
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I feel like I'm going insane man. I don't know why, but it's finally happening.
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About 737726
Lets say we caught conclusive evidence of mothman caught on camera with the caveat that in this video we also see mothman killing and sucking the blood out of a fully grown man. How many people do you think would care about that man, and how many people do u think would just go “YEAHHH MOTHMAN IS REAL!”?
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Of course! And thanks! I am just a simple weaponized Dunsparce.
MURKROW. I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.
Speak, yelling default icon person!
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I'm gonna change that soon, you-anyway, I LOVE YOU. MURKROW has always been one of my favorite Pokemon. That is all.
MURKROW. I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.
Speak, yelling default icon person!
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