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happy halloween to dana scully. love that beautiful, pumpkin-haired bitch.

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i simply need everyone to understand that i am tired all of the time. literally at all moments. if i ever go somewhere and do something, it is not because i am somehow full of energy, but instead that i have carefully stored up all of my little bits of energy like a dragon collecting jewels, and am now vaporizing them all at once

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since the last time i was here i got a haircut and bought a house. haven’t written or drawn a damn thing though.

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thinking about the hallway speech again…don’t text

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happy anniversary to this scene!

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mulder, she was just trying to take away your pain.

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hi! Anything I can do to help you feel better?

🥺 hello, anon! thank you for reaching out! i’m fine, i was just having an emotional night 🥴

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unwell rn 😃

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would you survive on a “deserted” island

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Mulder: *acts in bizarre and irrational ways*

Scully: *twirls her hair on one finger and sighs dreamily*

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I think that men like Colonel Budahas are physiologically incapable of dealing with the stress of flying the aircraft we saw. Or doing those maneuvers, at those speeds. I mean we’re talking about a technology that is so sensitive and advanced, that it’s taken almost fifty years to make it work. UFO technology, Scully.

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cauterize ch.4

He goes to sleep in a body that’s rejected him and wakes up in a monkey’s paw. He gets handcuffed, then he gets laid. He gets married for the second time to a woman whose love for him is doting, but comfortably cool, and he wades in it with sunglasses and a farmer’s tan. He has kids he forgets the names of every time they give him a hug. His sister is alive, time moves slow, the gardens are always blooming, and after a while the mysterious, pesky black pit in his heart is painted with a color not quite red, but something close enough.

When Scully shows up, he remembers what it’s like to feel. And it hurts .

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posting face to twitter to tempt fate (terribly afraid ppl i work with will find my horny txf posts)

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her tits are plaguing me call that boobonic

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OTPSOURCE’s Valentine’s Celebration Week — Day 1 | Favourite OTP ↦ Mulder & Scully from The X-Files (1993-2002, 2016-2018)

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mood