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detroit-become-dyke · 2 days ago

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I'm. Drunk herse a Samsung notes hank emoji heart

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detroit-become-dyke · 3 days ago

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Hank Anderson wants nothing more than he has right now: working a very quiet night shift, watching shows with his kid on the weekends, walking his dog, and generally not having to give a fuck. The muted peacefulness of his life is interrupted when an android sent by the United States Postal Office makes it his mission that Hank receives his mail daily -- which Hank has been dodging for years, because physical post should be obsolete and, also, see the bit about not giving a fuck. Unfortunately, this RK800 - called Connor - only cares about the requirements of his mission, which tell Connor to ensure legal and timely delivery of the mail, no matter the obstacles he needs to overcome. Hank thinks Connor needs to obey the instructions of the humans around him. Connor knows he needs to accomplish his objectives. Somehow between the two of them, they fuck up a whole lot of shit before they slowly develop what might be a truly meaningful relationship. Again, it ain't that easy. Expect unexpected deliveries, sprinklers in your face, begrudging trips to both kinds of hospitals, a lot of embarrassingly confusing questions, Rube Goldberg traps, extensive apologies, a lot of exploration of what it means to be human, and a bunch of ridiculous bullshit as this all happens. Brought to you by @sevdrag and @epicqtefail , this is your mailman universe for the 2024 DBH RBB @dbh-bb

🎵 doooo wa wa wadoooooo wa wa wadoooo wa wa wadoooo mr postman 🎵

MASSIVE thanks to my collab partner Sev! you took this weird comic/premise and turned it into a whole batshit story, made it yours too and made it real. You're a delight to work with, you make me laugh with sounds i've never made before, and I can't wait to carry on with what we've started. Thank you, my Severything.

Read Sevdrag's Mr Postman work here!

final note: credit goes to Sev for Hank's spongebob boxers :']

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detroit-become-dyke · 3 days ago

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Little spoon Talis❤️

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detroit-become-dyke · 4 days ago

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[REASON WITH HIM.]

Reverse au piece i finally finished

#HELLO?!#oh my god this is fucking incredible I LOVE the way you see them!!!#hankcon #art #fave

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detroit-become-dyke · 5 days ago

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Summary: “connor has some trauma related to losing control over his body…so when he gets intimate for the first time and feels like he's not in complete control over himself, he is resistant to wanting to continue. proceed with markus…trying to make things work. maybe teaching connor that sometimes it's okay to lose a little bit of control.” Words: 1,975 Rating: Mature

@starryeyedstray THANK YOU for the brilliant pitch! I definitely wrote it in my own flavor, but I hope you'll have fun anyways <3

And thank you to @thebreakroomds for running this event - it's been so fun to see the wonderful creations coming out of it <3

#tbrholidayexchange2024 #Hankcon #rk1k #Hank/Connor/Markus

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detroit-become-dyke · 6 days ago

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