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Trying to frame pro-Luigi "punks" negatively by sharing that they *checks notes* hate pedophiles is hilarious

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Need someone to help me cum :(

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femme tip: pavlov your partner with a perfume.

pick one to wear every time you KNOW you’re going to fuck and stick with it for a while. i’d go for something pretty different from your usual scent. consistency is key in the first few months, i started out wearing it every time i knew we were going for a drink knowing we’d get handsy later. eventually, you can put some on just to get coffee- they won’t know exactly why they can’t keep their hands off of you. spray it in the bathroom before you leave, they can’t figure out why they miss you so much. pretty soon you’ll be just a spray away from hot lesbian sex <3 you’re welcome

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can't believe i'm not sitting in someone's lap being told how pretty i am while they grope me

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i could never leave here

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Not me messaging me barber asking to be realistic about me getting Vi inspired hair 🫠

(Cosplayer: https://www.instagram.com/proppnat?igsh=eHliM2JlNnp1cjBx)

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you’re such a good girl bro

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[humping my computer monitor displaying an extremely stretched png of my tumblr oomfie's profile icon] get pregnant get pregnant

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what am i being advertised here exactly

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sorry but the same ppl who share those "i love fat femmes 😍 reblog for fat femme positivity 😍" posts will then turn around and rb shit like "nothing better than seeing ur strap bulge in the tummy of a tiny cute petite tiny small little teeeny weeny delicate small-boned little princess girl!! because she is so small and little and delicate and skinny that u can see the bulge of ur strap in her little tiny flat stomach!! 🥵🥵🥵" like guys. can we be so fucking serious. can we stop saying we like fat femmes just for clout and start including anti-fatphobic practises for real in our actual words and behaviours?!! can we stop fetishising smallness and thinness??!??!! i promise the rest of society is doing that enough we do not have to be doing it on lesbian tumblr dot com.