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what the fuck. the joker was right about society.

I just ordered a grilled chicken sandwich with pineapple, lettuce, aioli, and onions on it, and the server brought me a grilled chicken sandwich with a lot of onions (like 6, not crazy, but unusual) , and just what you'd expect of everything else, but no pineapple. I asked for my pineapple, and they were like "oh yeah sorry about that" and brought out the sandwich with pineapple but EVEN MORE ONIONS underneath it??? Like they were new and even more onions. I just took them off and they're free so my parents didn't care but I'm so confused. Main question being: why the new onions? Previously, nothing was to be said, but the sandwich was TALLER because of the onions. Noticeably so.

(diagram)

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Commissions now open except I don't draw, never plan on learning how to draw, and don't know how to use tumblr dms yet

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Filler post I swear I will draw something normal

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ahhahaha cartman you prankster

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choir class be so weird teacher be like:

*bumm*

and we be like:

bup bup bup bup bup bup bahh

and she be like:

*bumm*

and we be like

bup bup bup bup bup bup bahh

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Commissions now open except I don't draw, never plan on learning how to draw, and don't know how to use tumblr dms yet

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dam i missed it

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I put the devil in for all my christian homies

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I was told tumblr was an art site so here's some of mine

pro tip: if you put an f in front of art it becomes fart

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society (relatable)

if I peed on the floor we could call it the pee floor

but if I did a dance it’s not the dance floor

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society (relatable)

if I peed on the floor we could call it the pee floor

but if I did a dance it’s not the dance floor

;)