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(guy whos scared of everything and feels guilty about everything) sorry i got scared and felt guilty
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are you mad at me. have you been mad at me. will you get mad at me. when will you get mad at me.
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I've gotta say that there is no better achievement as a neurodivergent person than hyperfixating on a character for so long that you are known as "the 'insert character name here' person"
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just give me 20 to 40 minutes to think on it and i can come up with the most passably human sentences you've ever heard so help me god
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new worldview where i think everyone else has free will and a rich, complex interior life while i am the only person who does not
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grindcore father and breakcore mother talking to their harsh noise baby: bwoooooooooow���💥BWBBWMAMAMMAMMBAAAAAAAAAMBWABMWBABBAWMWAB💥 BABABAABABBABBABABBABABWSSHOOWOOOOOOOOOOooo💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥WBWBWW BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPWPAPWPWAPPWAPWAPAWPPWAPWBWAPBWAPBPWAPBWABPWAPBAWBPWAPBWMMMMMMMMMMmm💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥MMMMMMMMMMMWBBWBBAWBWBWBBWBWB baby: H h H h H h H h H h H h 💥 H a h h HH Hh HH E E E E E E
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Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.
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Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure
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DOWNLOADING MILK …
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DOWNLOAD COMPLETE .
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Was idly drawing this for a demo at a con and and some guy came up and was like OH MY GOD IS THAT FIN FIN just SO excited and asked to take a picture like this had clearly made the dude’s entire week. And it was awesome
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According to Jerma every heavy lore games like “Strawberry magic” ends like this.
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ship ask game 😁1 Who would be first to to bite down anc consume the flesh of the other, euphoric in the taste and the heft and the slide of the blood 2. who is the ant and who is the ophiocordyceps fungus? 3. who is the dog and who is the master? 4 when the roles are blurred or reversed who would be first to die and how? would it be by bulletwound? the phallic blade? strangulation? 5. Cocaine or Heroin? 6. who licks up the other’s cigarette ash? 7 who is julius caesar and who is brutus? 8. who is jesus and who is judas? 9. did jesus want it? did julius caesar know it was coming? are the betrayed ever proud? 10. who is irrumatus and who is irrumans? who is pedicatus and who is pedicans? 11. did they ever kiss and why not? 12 if they are two sides of the same coin who is heads and who is tails? 13. and if the coin was the holey dollar? 14. And if the dog bit back? 15 and if the dog bit back? 16 and if the dog bit back? 17 and if the dog bit back? 18 and if the dog bit back? 19 and if the dog bit back? 20. Who buys the other flowers?🥰
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