deoxysandthesolarsystem
deoxysandthesolarsystem
King of the booterflies
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Villains are everywhere, that's how I know that I'm the hero!
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deoxysandthesolarsystem · 4 hours ago
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"If i have to destroy the world i will. I will explode the sun if it burnt you and i would crush the moon if you asked me to"
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deoxysandthesolarsystem · 4 hours ago
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ROLY-POLY ( Presentation ) : An alt term for any chubby and/or bigger queer being ! Inclusive of people who tread the line of plus-size or don't feel they're "fat enough", roly-polies come in all shapes and sizes ^_^ Subterms under cut! Too lazy to make flags 4 them
One might also choose to ID as such because one has other similar traits to pillbugs (ex. being easily scared, enjoying water/humidity, more active in the night, seen as someone who eats 'gross things', seen as messy or gross, etc) but this is not required !! I just love woodlice a lot & relate my chubbiness and presentation to them .
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tags : @radiomogai @presentation-labels .
pillbug symbol [link] + divider credit [link]
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TANK ROLY-POLY : A Chubby and/or Bigger Queer who considers oneself significantly bigger in muscle. ( Named after the Venezillo 'Tank' )
SPIKY ROLY-POLY : A Chubby and/or Bigger Queer who considers oneself significantly hairier / their hairiness important to their presentation. ( Named after the many spiked isopods )
SOWBUG : A Chubby and/or Bigger Queer who considers oneself significantly thinner, but not skinny/average.
SAFFRON ROLY-POLY : Feminine-Presenting Chubby and/or Bigger Queer. ( Named after the Cubaris 'Saffron Serpent' )
JUPITER ROLY-POLY : Neutral-Presenting Chubby and/or Bigger Queer. ( Named after the Cubaris 'Jupiter' )
MARDIS ROLY-POLY : Masculine-Presenting Chubby and/or Bigger Queer. ( Named after the Oniscus asellus 'Mardis Gras' )
EMBER ROLY-POLY : Xenine-Presenting Chubby and/or Bigger Queer. ( Named after the Merulanella 'Ember Bee' and other ember varieties )
LATTE ROLY-POLY : Aporine-Presenting Chubby and/or Bigger Queer. ( Named after the Cubaris 'Latte' )
SUNSET ROLY-POLY : Outherine-Presenting Chubby and/or Bigger Queer. ( Named after the Troglodillo 'Sunset' )
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deoxysandthesolarsystem · 4 hours ago
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Okay, SCP agere anon here. Personal things I'd like to think about with it!
1. Simon can regress, but only really does so when alone or with someone he heavily trusts, and it's a fear response gained from having to deal with a few certain people (mostly Clef and bright)
2. Simon actually has multiple caretakers when he regresses, but most notably Paradox (before the duck thing) and Gears (don't ask me why on this, I just feel like he'd be good at taking care of little Simon, having seen it happen once or twice before the duck incident, and being one of the few people Simon isn't absolutely terrified of)
3. Whenever he regresses, the caretakers take turns caring for him, making sure that none of the people who he's afraid of show up as well, as that can slow down the process of him returning to when he's big, if not reverse the progress made entirely.
4. After the duck incident, paradox is often seen around Simon when he regresses, even when there's another caretaker around, since the ducks know that having something alive and small enough to hold helps him calm down, as well as it's easier to keep him in one general area since Simon is a sucker for birds both when he is and isn't regressed.
5. Occasionally someone manages to drag iceberg into being a caretaker, which he seems like he doesn't like but does anyway because at least it would be an unscheduled break from work. Iceberg is secretly a major pushover when it comes to little Simon though, and he finds him absolutely adorable. He's a pushover for him, and will keep snacks in his office solely for when he's dragged off to care for little Simon.
I have more of these but this ask is getting long. No Simon isn't the only one who regresses, he's just the one to regress most often so I have far too many headcanons for him specifically.
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I WAS GETTING EXCITED ABOUT SIMON RIGHT NOW AND I GET THIS ASK ??? AM I IN HEAVEN SO MUCH SIMON CONTENT ok now that ive SLIGHTLY calmed down (still shaky) HONESTLY AMAZING HEADCANONS !! I LIKEY LKEY
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deoxysandthesolarsystem · 4 hours ago
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Hey Armer. I found your blog. When'ja get one, hm? You're telling me I could've been spamming your inbox with wikipedia facts this WHOLE TIME??? D: -Dr. Fylakas
I believe I hate how easily I am convinced of some things. If you are going to spam me with facts at least use something more credible, doctor.
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deoxysandthesolarsystem · 4 hours ago
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happy valentine's day <3
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deoxysandthesolarsystem · 4 hours ago
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SELF-ISH MIKU
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deoxysandthesolarsystem · 4 hours ago
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I love my ww album rat boys. gonna drop some info on these boys, hoping to draw them with will eventually. these four are brothers btw
Norman:
Norman was born without eyes (which is an actual thing that can happen with rats), making him completely blind. He's kind of the stereotype of the super cool neighborhood kid. He knows all the cool hangout spots and loves to skateboard around. He can be a little sarcastic. He loves his brothers, but doesn't spend much time with them. He'd rather be at some arcade showing off his Pinball Wizardry.
Willard:
Willard is a quiet, good-natured little dude. He depends greatly on his father figure (Will), despite the fact that Will forgets about him sometimes. Willard is extremely anxious and skittish and cries all the time. Unlike Norman, he prefers to spend his time at home cozied up in bed. He has those glow in the dark stars on the ceiling. He loves cheese.
Sunshine:
Sunshine is a hyperactive handful. He enjoys running and dancing around. He loves art and paints himself in neon colors, and then takes pictures of himself under a black light. He can be grumpy, probably because he never sleeps. He loves energy drinks and using big words to make himself sound smart. His brothers and Will call him Sunny.
Eli:
Eli can be very cunning and is super prone to getting himself into big trouble. Being the oldest of the four, Eli isn't a very good role model for any of his brothers. Sunshine seems to take after him quite a lot.
I gave this drawing to Will before night two of the Halloween show in Asbury Park :]
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deoxysandthesolarsystem · 4 hours ago
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Major Life Update
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deoxysandthesolarsystem · 4 hours ago
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Green Heron (Butorides virescens) family Ardeidae, order Pelicaniformes, Orlando Wetlands Park, Orlando, FL, USA
photograph by John Delhotal
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deoxysandthesolarsystem · 4 hours ago
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I think tumblr should preserve the following/mutuals badge on anons. It'd make the website worse but in a really good way. it should be applied retroactively too
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deoxysandthesolarsystem · 4 hours ago
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The tumblr Will Wood fandom is crazy rn 😭 we've got a war over bald will wood vs hair will wood
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deoxysandthesolarsystem · 4 hours ago
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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact
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deoxysandthesolarsystem · 4 hours ago
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i would like to form a truce, based on the treaty of sugon
-💚of @hairwillwood
I’m suspicious of you hairwillwood, I hate to admit it. I would like to discus any treaties with you further before coming to a decision.
By the way I hate to seem ignorant but what is the Treaty of Sugon?
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deoxysandthesolarsystem · 4 hours ago
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99% of games: there are male NPCs and female NPCs. You are able to romance to women characters if you want to
Minecraft: there is only one gender: bald. You can throw bread at them and they will kiss until a baby spontaneously appears out of thin air. They also are capable of building robots to kill their enemies. Why? Fuck you
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deoxysandthesolarsystem · 5 hours ago
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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
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deoxysandthesolarsystem · 5 hours ago
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deoxysandthesolarsystem · 5 hours ago
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feeling extremely threatened right now
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