boysrpretty

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having thousands of followers can sometimes be annoying but sometimes it rules bc when i get like two notes on a post it's So fucking funny. and the crowd goes dead fucking silent. nobody liked that. seven thousand people in the room and two of them gave you a pity golf clap. genuinely unironically it fucking rules

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A selection of Blooper sprites over the years.

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*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*

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The thing about this website is that you can NOT predict what posts will do numbers. If you sit down and craft something and think 'this is the most insightful thing I've ever written' it will get one pity like from a ten-year mutual. If you flop over to the computer at 3am to drowsily type some bullshit like 'bones are perpetually unborn teeth' before passing out over your keyboard it'll destroy your notifications for weeks.

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The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.

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[crossing my arms defiantly in a manner that makes you want to kill me] this haunted game would not have fit on a n64 cartridge

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there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

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the trees you grew up with have not forgotten you. their branches still whisper your name in the breeze and their roots remember the paths your feet once traced through their shade.

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I say this with love and on the verge of a nervous breakdown from watching beginner cooks who don't know better yet: ALWAYS turn your pot and pan handles in so they aren't hanging over the edge of the stove

even if you don't have children or pets who might hit or grab the handles, it just takes one moment of it catching on your shirt or your hip bumping it in passing to send a bunch of hot food and oil right at you

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ATTENTION MINERS AND CRAFTERS

bigbs birthday is TOMORROW!! (the 28th) and I haven’t seen ANYTHING about this!!! Now i can’t organize a real event as theres not much time at all, but I think it would be a sweet and small event if everyone who can did a little doodle or fic drabble!! Use the tag ‘bigbday2025’ if you do!! i’d love to see a little community gather for this :33

[REBLOGS APPRECIATED!!! ID LIKE TO GET THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE]

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The Four Horsemen of Pattern Recognition:

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The United States has 3 times as many Jerusalems as Israel

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Had the funniest kid on a field trip today who had obviously been on my tour before but wouldn’t fess up to it and instead just pretended to be deducing and intuiting the answer to every question on the spot. I didn’t rat him out because I didn’t want to embarrass him and because I was really impressed with his recall. He’d clearly learned and retained a lot and I was flattered!

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This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his Horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has. He says the secret to keeping the moose around is a sweet salt lick, although, during the rut he disappears for a couple of weeks, but always comes home…. Impressive !! MINNESOTA CLYDESDALE