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The Food Fantasy Writing Prompt Challenges has arrived!

This started out as a simple wish to reach 750 published works for Food Fantasy on AO3. Whether you are a seasoned writer or just starting out, all efforts are appreciated!

There are only two main requirements across all challenges:

All completed fanfictions must be published to AO3, either under your pseudonym or as anonymous.

The deadline for all challenges is December 31, 2021

Each challenge has their own set of rules to keep things interesting. You do not have to complete all challenges and may just pick whichever you feel you can finish! Also, due to the Hanakotoba and Spoken Words Challenge being very long, they will have their own separate posts to follow.

Without further ado, here are the challenges I offer:

Criteria: Fanfic must be set before, during or after canon events in-game (Game storyline, Ranking events, Story events, FS Bio, Voicelines, etc).

Length: 3,000 upper word limit per chapter

# of Chapters: 1-2 Chapters only

Criteria: Reincarnation AU. Everything else is up to you.

Length: 3,000 upper word limit per chapter

# of Chapters: 1 Chapter only

Criteria: Crack. Utter, absolute crack. It doesn’t have to make sense. Canon or otherwise.

Length: 2,000 upper word limit per chapter

# of Chapters: 1-2 Chapters only

Red Wine proposes to Steak? Long Bao is actually god? Candy Cane goes absolutely apeshit? Boston actually a sensible babysitter? Dessert Squad on the quest for the Holy Grail and meets the Spanish Inquisition and somehow ends up in Ancient Rome?

Go wild.

Criteria: Must feature a pairing or more. Friendship, Platonic Life Partners or Romantic, you decide.

Rarepair

Canon Pairing

Crack Pair

Multiship, Multi-pairing

xReader

Length: 2,000 upper word limit per chapter

# of Chapters: 1-2 Chapters only

Criteria: NSFW incorporating one or all of the following:

Handholding

Kissing

Public Display of Affection

Teasing

Staring into each other’s eyes

Length: 1,500 lower word limit

# of Chapters: 1 Chapter only

[demonfood]

I have an Ao3 account. I’ve never used it and am shit at keeping a consistent writing schedule with long periods of no activity, but I could try and whip a couple things up~

*thinks really hard for a minute*

I wonder if we can get 750 works on AO3 for the Food Fantasy tag before the year is out? We’re currently sitting at 719 works so it shouldn’t be too impossible…. I say this as 31 fics (yes, even one-shots) is still a doozy to make even for a handful of people.

Maybe a short prompt challenge could help? I could whip up something for anyone who wants but again, I can’t measure the amount of interest for it.

Writers and fanfic enthusiasts, what do you think? You can leave your thoughts as comments.

[demonfood]

hello! i'm loving how you're writing all of the characters! could i ask for some green curry x reader headcanons, please?

Donezo!

https://demonfood.tumblr.com/post/652952904302542848/hello-i-hope-im-not-bothering-u-can-i-request

[demonfood]

hello! i hope Im not bothering u. can I request green curry x reader headcanons please? anyway if u can ignore this ask if you want to. have a good day!

Hehe I got two of these in a row

Here you go bby, sorry for the long wait </3

I actually started working on some HCs for this one a couple months ago but then my computer restarted and it was all erased :(

Green Curry x MA General Headcanons

If there's one thing Green Curry is good at, it's smooth-talking.

It's probably one of the reasons you two actually started dating in all honesty. His charming game is en pointe and if he wants you, he'll find a way to gain your favor so that he can have you.

He always finds a way to something nice to say about you, no matter how many flaws you might perceive yourself to have.

Your hair? Beautiful. Your skin? Radiant. Your Eyes? He's never seen a more gorgeous color in all of Tierra.

But it's not just your physical appearance Green Curry compliments, that would be too shallow. He's also very attentive to and invested in your hobbies and academic interests, and will gather more material on any subjects of your interest that may contain information you didn't know before.

Verbal affection without any action behind it is hollow affection, and Green Curry knows this more than most anyone, so he's not all talk.

He finds that the best way to show you physical affection is through small shows of (mostly nonsexual)intimacy.

His hand is usually somewhere on you whenever you two are together. Playing with a strand of your hair, patting your shoulder, resting on your thigh, etc. The gloves on his hands are soft and provide a pleasant texture, but his skin is even softer.

Braid. His. Hair.

Seriously this man has a giant fluffy bush of a mane and you're telling me you wouldn't want to play with it at least once?? Nu-uh, no way.

Be gentle though, his scalp is surprisingly sensitive and he's not too fond of having his hair being yanked.

A single, thick braid is usually his go-to style if he's not in the mood to have it down, but he has worn it up in an elaborate bun once or twice. It's quick and simple, yet still classy.

If you want/have any, Green Curry can style your hair for you too :3 if it's long enough he'll style your hair so that it matches his own.

Likes to spoil you whenever you go out. Public dates aren't often, but when they are Green Curry goes all out.

He'll take you to your favorite restaurant, book the best seats in a movie theatre to watch that title you've been waiting for ages to see, reserve professional facials and mani-pedis in spas weeks in advance, and then end the day relaxing together in a private sauna with a couple glasses of fine wine.

By the time you two get together, Green Curry knows you better than you know yourself, and if he really does love you he'll cater exactly to your every interest and desire in ways you didn't even know you wanted.

[demonfood]

I’m really sorry for being inactive y’all 😣 I only get 4 food soul requests done and suddenly I do absolutely nothing for several months. At least it’s not commissioned writing so I’m not accidentally scamming people with my forgetfulness-

For those who requested, please don’t lose hope!! I’ll be posting a request or two within the next couple of hours as of this publishing this post. To the peeps who requested Soufflé, it’ll take a little longer since I need to look into him more before I can make at least semi-accurate headcanons for you

Much love, your humble internet cryptid 💖

[demonfood]

Cowboy belt man

[demonfood]

thank you so much for your writings!! u did so well. i hope u ll have a good day 💞

Aww, thank you ^^ I really appreciate it

[demonfood]

hey could you please do cloud tea x reader headcanons?

Of course! ^^ Sorry for the long wait, I hope you enjoy it!

Cloud Tea x MA General Headcanons:

Cloud Tea is a very wise and calming partner.

Most of your days together will be spent by the lake in the courtyard, drinking tea and doing casual activities.

Her favorite things to do are playing music and writing poetry.

If you sing or play an instrument that goes well with her flute, Cloud Tea would be happy if you did a duet with her. Sometimes Sweet and Sour Fish will also join in with you two if she can.

Other things to do by the lake besides tea and song include chess, playing cards, sewing, and writing.

Outside of lakeside lazing, you will also become one of the rare few to get to know Cloud Tea more intimately.

As her lover, you will be allowed to find out more about Cloud Tea. Her past, the way she prefers to show her affections, her strengths and weaknesses. 

She will be as vulernable with you as you are with her.

Additionally, as a support food soul, Cloud Tea is the best at taking care of you while you are hurt or sick.

All the right medicines, all the right types of dressings, which method of sealing a wound were best, she knew it all and she knew it well.

She will stay by your side as you lay in bed, continuing her song and giving you tea to calm your nerves and symptoms.

At the end of the day, the two of you will sit outside and watch the sun set between the mountains, signifying that it is time to retire at last.

As you lay in bed together, Cloud Tea will stay by your side and hold you in a gentle embrace.

She will be by your side until your final breath, and will keep you in your memory forevermore.

[demonfood]

Hello I’m back from Writer’s Block and general uninspiredness(for the most part), back to making self-indulgent headcanons and posts about your favorite demons and food souls I guess. Sorry for the asks I had put off for a couple months, I don’t mean to disappoint.

[demonfood]

Where’s Satan??? Does he just?? Not drive???

Obey Me: Car Crash Ranking

1. Mammon

Either good at driving, or your life is in danger every time you step in his car

2. Diavolo

He’s never driven. He will enthusiastically hop into a vehicle, smile on his face, and hit the gas wayy too hard and ram into the building across the street

3. Levi

Crippling anxiety + little experience = death

4. Asmo

Sorry but he just looks like he can’t drive. He may be a barbie girl but he will end your barbie world at 340mph

5. Belphie

He can actually drive, but he will intentionally scare the shit out of you for kicks while he drives. 0/10, no thanks “fast and furious”

6. Simeon

Ranked higher than belphie because he wont try to kill you but he drives very slowly and once or twice was in the wrong lane, and wrong direction. He just needs uh, practice

7. Beel

What a nice driver, he can pick up the kids from soccer practice. A good chunk of his driving experience is from food runs tbh, but you wont be in peril with him. Although, don't let him drive while hungry. He might chew the steering wheel or get distracted and swerve.

8. Luci

Im pretty sure if he didn’t drive this disaster of a family around MC would have died in a motor accident by now. And mammon would also be in debt to more car insurance companies than witches

9. Barbatos

By far the best driver hands down

(Honorable mentions)

Solomon:

He can drive fine, it just feels like you’re being kidnapped when he does drive you. He also makes consistent dierect eye contact via the mirror and after the 5 minute mark it started getting weird.

Luke:

He cant drive, but he can bike like nobody’s business. Luke be peddling like an olympic cyclist sometimes, only thing is he still has training wheels

[demonfood]

Oh my god

Y’all seein’ this???

That being said, I’m not really complaining lmao

Here they are up close(r):

[demonfood]

Spaghetti x MA!Reader, plz.

*Slides cookie🍪*

A rotted hand with freakishly long fingers stretches out from the darkness of the shadows. It grasps the cookie and slides it back into the black abyss. A deep and unearthly voice speaks.

“Your offering is accepted. I shall allow you your noodle man.”

Spaghetti x MA General Headcanons:

As a king, Spaghetti will be sure to treat you like royalty. Anything less would be a crime to him.

Clothes, jewelry, food. Whatever it is you desire, he will be sure to provide only the finest he can get his hands on to you.

He even makes McDonald's seem fancy somehow.

Likes to take you to fancy shops and restaurants for dates so he can dote on you and show you off.

But if you’re self-conscious about it a simple dinner and wine on the balcony will do for him.

Spaghetti will call you his Queen as a loving nickname regardless of your gender(though ‘Pet’ is also on the table).

Call him your King or Your Majesty and his ego will shoot up to the heavens.

In fact, just compliment him in general, it makes him feel nice.

Not very experienced in the realm of physical affection.

All Spaghetti knows is that couples hug and hold hands and kiss sometimes to show love.

It will be a pleasant surprise when you introduce cuddling to him.

He’s usually the big spoon and likes to wrap you up inside his fur coat.

He’s pretty big too so chances are you’ll fit comfortably against his chest.

But do spoon the noodle man if he’s ever a sad noodle. He’ll appreciate the comfort.

Will protect you without a second thought. Even Spaghetti’s own plans and creations won’t get in the way of your safety, he will make sure of it.

 If you do get hurt, especially if it’s from something of his, he will feel incredibly panicked and guilty.

Spaghetti had already lost one of his dearest Attendants because he had failed to protect them, he won’t let it happen to you.

He’ll try to be stern about it at first as he attempts to patch you up, but the facade quickly fades away. He won’t ever cry but it can get pretty close.

Overall about 7.5/10. Spaghetti will spoil you beyond your wildest dreams and remain faithful, but you might have some humbling to do with the collosal ego the noodle man has developed.

[demonfood]

15. Reduce the stamina cost for stages by about two points, increase the amount of stamina you receive from Beel’s Fridge Raid, and add in another time frame where you can claim stamina.

16. Reduce/remove the cost of Grimm it takes to fuse card shards. It’s more expensive than unlocking a regular node in Devil’s Tree for an UR card.

17. Have the missions reset later in the day so people have more time to complete them without worrying about work or school(although this might just be for my time zone, for me the missions reset at 10:00)

18. Not make the range of ranking rewards so drastic, especially since so many people play the game. The rewards for in place 15,000 is too different from being in place 5,000 and higher rewards are only available to whales or people who destroy their stamina and devil point reserves. Maybe start doing it by percentage instead of individual numbers.

19. Either have the voice actors actually say the lines the characters have in Surprise Guest/Stories or just don’t have any voice audio at all. The constant intelligible noises they use have started grating my ears after awhile.

20. Stop treating Demon Vouchers like gems, all you use them for is summoning and the amount of Devil Points it costs in their place is ridiculous. There aren’t even high UR/SSR rates so why should I spend money/decimate my Devil Point savings just get a bunch of Sr and N cards?

possible improvements for obey me to make the game more bearable:

1. must carry hundreds of cards and fragments -> make cards and fragments possible to sell for grimm

2. cannot skip surprise guests without upsetting them -> completely skip surprise guests

3. greeted with a series of pop ups that take forever to load upon launching the game -> make a scrolling greeting page with all the news the player may want to know

4. make special event battles skippable

5. player’s dialogue choices should have more impact on the story (a bit like the dancing invitation chapter)

6. add or make more neutral dialogue options (because i’ve seen dumb stuff like Punch Lucifer - Kiss Lucifer)

7. less pushing the player to behave a certain way, more freedom and flexibilty around the MC’s personality

feel free to add

[demonfood]

Hello~ I was wondering if you could do peking duck × reader? I love the duck man 💞💞

You have good taste, my dude 👌🏼One Papa Duck coming up.

Peking Duck x MA General Headcanons:

Peking Duck is a very caring partner, and will always put your safety and wellbeing above his own.

The children are still his top priority though, no one can replace his baby balls of fluff. You are not an exception.

He’s not the most romantic partner out there, but his shows of intimacy are still very meaningful nonetheless.

Quiet walks and picnics by the pond are common dates, and the children will play around in the water so you two can have your alone time together. Though on special occasions he may take you out to festivals to play games and eat greasy stand food.

Whenever you two aren’t out and about together, Peking enjoys reading while you sit in his lap or lean against his side.

If you want him to he will read aloud. His voice smooth enough to rock you to sleep, not that he minds.

Suprisingly, it’ll usually be a children’s book that he’s reading aloud to his ducklings. If you have any childlike food souls, they may also join in on listening to his story-reading before bedtime.

When it’s time for you two yourselves to go to bed, Peking prefers to sleep while spooning you.

Touching and cuddles will very much be a big thing when you two are together. It is much more subtle in public, usually simple hand-holding or keeping an arm draped over your shoulders or around your waist, but in private he’ll have you wrapped around him in a warm embrace.

He has very warm and soft skin, so it feels like you have another blanket wrapped around your body to keep you comfy.

Peking loves it when you braid his hair. And if you have long enough hair he’ll braid yours too.

Though he isn’t opposed to trying out different styles with you.

Buns, waves, pontails, dye colors, you name it! As long as scissors aren’t involved he’s down for just about anything.

His hair is very soft and silky, half the time you don’t even need to brush it before styling. But it feels really nice to brush his hair so you should do it anyway.

If you’re okay with it and you don’t have any conditions that affect your breathing, smoking pipes together while sitting on the porch outside might be a thing as well.

It can be surprisingly calming, watching the day pass on while you two blow out billowing clouds of smoke, sometimes silently competing to see who can make a bigger or more impressively-shaped plume.

Overall, Peking Duck is a very mellow partner who is content with simply being in your presence. He won’t go out of his way to make anything particularly extravagent or grandiose, but he is still very intimate nonetheless.

He will faithfully stand by your side and protect you for as long as you live, so long as you remain faithful yourself.

[demonfood]

hey if you don't mind can I request minestrone x reader headcanons please? 👉🏻👈🏻 you can ignore this ask if you want to

Hi! Of course ^^ Sorry if they’re a little inaccurate, I had to read his wiki for this. I also apologize for getting to this so late >< my first two drafts were erased and life got a little busy.

Minestrone x MA General Headcanons

The beginning stages and the later stages of your relationship are vastly different.

At the beginning of your relationship Minestrone is still very sadistic and psychologically messed up, and it’ll take a good bit of patience and kindness before his behavior towards you begins to recess.

But if you manage to stick through the rough patches, he can become a very affectionate, albeit somewhat awkward, lover.

Physical affection is best kept to a minimum towards the beginning, or else Minestrone may think you’re being ingenuine. Simple things like hand-holding, head-patting, and resting a hand on his leg are great places to start.

Once he’s more comfortable around you, he’ll be more open to bigger shows of physical affection. Holding you close in a tight embrace will become one of his favorite pastimes.

Now that you’ve shown that you won’t hurt him and will do your best to help him recover from his past traumas, now you’ll get to see the more cutesy side of Minestrone!

One of his favorite couple’s hobbies he’ll like to do with you is cooking!

Minestrone’s main forte is, most obviously, soups!

He loves experimenting with mixing different ingredients together and what individual flavors mixes best with what. 

Most of the time the end product turns out great.

But y’know... failure happens to everyone even when they’re great at what they’re doing.

In this case, failure tends to lead to a rancid-smelling soup that somehow caught on fire.

But moving on, Minestrone is also partial to baking!

Breads, cakes, cookies, you name it! If you show interest in a certain recipie, he’ll be sure to give it a try with you.

It’s better to avoid the experimenting on the baked goodies though.

Green bean cookies with brussel sprout frosting is just as unappetizing as it sounds.

When you two aren’t doing science in the kitchen, Minestrone will want to try doing your nails.

He’ll pick matching colors for the two of you and, if your nails are long enough, he’ll file them so that they’re nice and pointy :> like his!

It’s no surprise he’s good with manicures, just look at those beautiful nails of his own.

When it comes time to go to sleep Minestrone will no longer try to plague you with his nightmares, and he will hold you close like you’ll disappear forever if he lets go.

He’ll often find his nightmares becoming less and less frequent when you’re sleeping by his side.

All in all, Minestrone has the potential to be a good boyfriend, maybe even something more later down the line.

You have grown from someone he wishes to share his suffering with to one of his only sources of true comfort, don’t ever take advantage of that.

He’s still broken in many ways, but with enough patience and love(plus a boatload of therapy) he will be able to start mending. 

It may not be in your lifetime that Minestrone will fully recover, it may never happen at all. But your love will be a major stepping stone for him and when you’re gone, Minestrone will remember you for the rest of his life.

[demonfood]

What about Steak and Beelzebub lookalike-dness?

Oh, they definitely look alike lmao. Even their nature is similar, minus the gluttony on Steak’s part and the hotheadedness on Beel’s. Both are really big and fit and protective of and loyal to those they care about, although Beelzebub focuses more on loyalty to his family(+MC) while Steak focuses more on loyalty to his Master Attendant(though in his defense he doesn’t really have any family outside of Gingerbread, Red Wine, and to a smaller degree Hamburger and Cola). And of course, there are the obvious similarities in horns and hair, all that’s really off is a slight variation in color. 

[demonfood]

Greetings Humans,

I am your humble internet cryptid, here to try and sate the fantasies and desires of MCs and MAs alike. Welcome to my headcanon blog for the mobile games Food Fantasy and Obey Me ^^ I do both romantic and platonic headcanons, so feel free to request just about whatever! Though of course, there are still some 

~Rules~

This blog is minor friendly, so please no nsfw(a dirty joke here and there is okay though ^^)

I only do headcanons for Food Fantasy and Obey Me

Reader-insert and general headcanons only, no canon x canon or canon x oc

Romantic headcanons will always have gender-neutral MCs/MAs

Hate speech of any kind(racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, etc) will not be tolerated, this blog is a safe space for all

Other than that, request away! And don’t be afraid to give me any constructive criticism on my writing, I’m always looking to improve and entertain you guys ^^ 

Internet cryptid out 👌🏼