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You sir, are one lucky son of a bitch. Wait, transfer means new, which probably explains why I have no idea who you are. Demetria Greyson, but no one calls me 'Demetria' unless I'm in trouble, so just you can just stick with Demi. And you are?
Monday morning...?
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That's...literally the most random thing I've ever heard. But hey, someone admires you...in a sort of creepy way?
Someone rang the doorbell and ran away before I answered, but left an entire bouquet of flowers? They don’t have a namecard anywhere, but I’m going to give them to Grace just because. If they were left in my care, they’d be dead within a day.
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We should really talk about a better heating system getting installed in our building. Because this is ridiculous. I'm wearing a hat...indoors.
Did we skip autumn and go straight to winter?
Christ, it’s freezing out.
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I've been cramming and take mid-terms since last Sunday. If that doesn't entitle me to a little day drinking, I don't know what does.
Monday morning...?
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Cheers to that.
Monday morning...?
Eh, it’s five o’clock somewhere, right?
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Correction. A girl passionate about one sport and one team. Especially when they're not playing like complete assholes.
But yes, I am pretty spectacular if I do say so myself.
Fuck you, Philadelphia.
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Hey, hey, hey. I gave both you boys fair warning that there would be screaming and possible things being thrown. It's not my fault Trey isn't man enough to handle that.
Fuck you, Philadelphia.
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Well, I mean, I feel like we should probably be thanking him. Like, I'm super stoked we won, but it was completely on field goals. If Brown hadn't been on his game, we would have been fucked royally.
I recorded the game and watching it back while playing a drinking game. Everytime Vick looks like he's about to cry, take a drink. I should be fucked up before the second half ever starts.
Fuck you, Philadelphia.
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Fuck yes the Eagles played the Giants. And fuck yes the Eagles got stomped on like the pack of bitches that they are.
Fuck you, Philadelphia.
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Fuck you, Philadelphia.
That's right, you just sit your ass down, Michael Vick. How does it feel to have your ass kicked up and down your own team's field. Did it hurt? Good!
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turner-will replied to your post: who would you like to have sex with on campus exluding ur english proff
where am i in that list
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Literally. All of you.
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who would you like to have sex with on campus exluding ur english proff
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but not
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Wanna give Austin his ring back
no
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are you over wes
only when i'm not underneath him?
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