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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

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hey. don’t cry. you’re not a Harry Potter adult

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being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

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@loginwallhater-notashketchum

GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL–

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universal public dog

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having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

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If your specific mischaracterization isn't here feel free to add in the notes.

I've experienced several of these in real life, too, and it is annoying either way.

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so my highschool was huge, and for god knows what reason, cross country was super popular. at my highschool of maybe 6000 kids we have close to 750 cross country runners. we needed four or five busses to take us to meets. it was absolutely fucking insane.

anyway, i have this core memory of us running as this big, thundering herd down the main stroad of my hometown, and this one car had inched up pretty far past the stop sign to try and see around the car, and the guy leading our group decided, for god knows what reason, to open this big car's passenger door, scooch across the back three seats, and pop out the other side.

but then the guy behind him did the same, and we all just decided, why not, so we all did, and there was this old guy yelling at us but he couldn't just pull away because there was this unending 750 person long conga line of overheated hyperventilating sweat slick scrawny mormon kids slithering all over his leather seats and if hed tried to pull away at any point after the first guy he'd have kidnapped at least three of em.

for bonus points this guy lived in the area, and every time we ran past him he'd just lay on the horn, but to get back at him wed run into neighborhoods that we saw him enter and wed make these giant congo lines at crosswalks and shit just to fuck with him. we tormented that man.

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three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

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it is interesting how food preferences can unconsciously be influenced by intolerances and allergies. like growing up, I was never a fan of pasta. I’d eat the sauce and then leave the noodles. it baffled me that people went to restaurants specially to eat pasta. and then, as an adult - GLUTEN INTOLERANCE DISCOVERED! and now I know that eating pasta inflames my guts to the point where they can’t absorb iron! power to the picky eaters, is what I’m saying

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three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

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call me an angry bird the way I'm throwing myself at him

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fuck baby ur so hot i wanna do the dishes with u and make u hot tea when ur sick

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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating