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I hate the way the weather has been weathering lately

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Sometimes I love the internet, actually. Incomprehensibly huge place but also so small. Saw a video on Instagram where Crayola was announcing they’re coming out with a box with some limited edition previously retired colors, including Dandelion. This video had hundreds of comments and almost all of them where “omg where’s the dandelion crayon girl she’s going to be so happy” and it was such an unimportant thing, but it was just cute

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Just a quick note from your friendly neighborhood bookworm/indie author

if you use kindle for the majority of your library, they will be shutting down the function that allows you to download your files and transfer them via USB on the 26th of February. Which doesn't sound like a huge deal, but this also means that if a book is taken off Amazon for any reason—like it being banned—they can scrape it off your kindle as well. So maybe backup your library?

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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

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jurgen leitner needs to come back in protocol so he can get beaten to death by another bouchard

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Puts my head in your lap and gives a biiiiiiiiig sigh like a dog

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Puts my head in your lap and gives a biiiiiiiiig sigh like a dog

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Puts my head in your lap and gives a biiiiiiiiig sigh like a dog

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Puts my head in your lap and gives a biiiiiiiiig sigh like a dog

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Puts my head in your lap and gives a biiiiiiiiig sigh like a dog

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fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb'ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.

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Actually God is letting his angels take turns hitting me with cartoon hammers and dropping anvils on me because he really likes me. Yeah sorry I’m just that special.

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they were so funny for this

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Republican Senators have the opportunity to do objectively the funniest thing possible to Donald Trump this March.