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you’re not the boss of me. / bg3 crowley !
Brow is pinched. Crowley was. . . were it possible, more chaotic and self destructive than him. Gods, was that possible? Astarion stares at the other incredulously, quite unable to believe them willing to run head first, alone into a full Goblin camp for no reason other than it sounding fun. He's all for a little murder, but he's not particularly fond of being murdered. " Darling -" he sighs, exasperated. " At least wait until the others wake. As much as I'd love to go on a murder spree with you, there's two of us and at least thirty of the ugly critters."
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[ SEEN ] for receiver to find sender after they’ve killed someone.
The camp is quiet when he returns to it; most are asleep in their bedrolls - but not Wyll. (@bladegard) Their day had been long and grueling with multiple fights - he hadn't paid much attention to it himself ( murder was nothing new in his book ), but Wyll, from what Astarion can tell, seems different. Approaching with care not to startle the other - he doesn't want that famed blade through his heart, you know? - Astarion stands a few feet away and looks out on to the water. " It doesn't get any easier." He offers; knowing it's of no comfort but instead an honest truth.
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Did I set my Astarion's guardian as my Tav? Yes. Yes I did.
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑬𝑵𝑶𝑹𝑴𝑰𝑻𝒀 𝑶𝑭 𝑴𝒀 𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑰𝑹𝑬 . ( a series of nsfw prompts , separated by quotes & acts . ‘ my ’ muse belongs to the one who posted the meme . send “ + REVERSE ” to reverse the prompts )
→ WORDS .
❛ i’m sorry , you don’t enjoy being teased ? . ❜ ❛ you know what i’m waiting for . ❜ ❛ keep your hands where they are . ❜ ❛ i want you to ride [ me / my fingers ] . ❜ ❛ you make the prettiest sounds . ❜ ❛ say please . ❜ ❛ i want to make this last . ❜ ❛ look at me . ❜ ❛ i’m yours , only yours - ❜ ❛ yeah , just like that - ❜ ❛ i’ve barely even started . ❜ ❛ i need you . ❜ ❛ god , shut up and fuck me already ! ❜ ❛ god , yes , [ name ] , don’t stop . ❜ ❛ you have no idea how long i’ve wanted to do this . ❜ ❛ who gets to touch you like this ? ❜ ❛ come for me . ❜ ❛ ah , ah - don’t touch . ❜ ❛ brace your hands on the wall . ❜ ❛ could you come like this ? ❜ ❛ please , let me come - ❜ ❛ god , you’re beautiful - ❜ ❛ i’ve been waiting for this all night . ❜ ❛ you’re such a tease . ❜ ❛ take these off . ❜ ❛ i want to feel your [ mouth / fingers ] . ❜ ❛ do you have any idea how good you taste ? ❜ ❛ tell me what you want . ❜ ❛ we shouldn’t - ah , we shouldn’t be doing this . ❜ ❛ faster , [ name ] , i need more . ❜ ❛ is this good ? ❜ ❛ keep your eyes open . ❜ ❛ i can’t wait to find out what else you can do . ❜ ❛ you don’t have to be so gentle . ❜ ❛ i want to hear you beg . ❜ ❛ can i take this off ? ❜ ❛ please , please , please - ❜ ❛ you’re doing so well for me . ❜ ❛ please touch me . ❜ ❛ keep reading , i want to see how long you last . ❜ ❛ i’ll buy you another one . ❜ ❛ say my name . louder . ❜ ❛ i can’t wait any longer . ❜ ❛ you feel so good . ❜ ❛ you’re going to leave a mark - ❜ ❛ touch yourself for me . ❜ ❛ do you deserve it ? ❜ ❛ did i say you could come ? ❜ ❛ i’m so close - ❜ ❛ they’re going to catch us - ❜ ❛ i want you right here . ❜ ❛ we have to be quiet . ❜
→ ACTIONS .
❛ pin . to restrain my muse’s hands during intimacy . ❛ mirror . to have sex with my muse in front of a mirror . ❛ deny . to deny my muse an orgasm . ❛ distance . to have [ phone / video ] sex with my muse . ❛ playlist . to have sex with my muse while music is playing . ❛ paw . to fondle my muse’s [ chest / ass ] . ❛ wall . to pin my muse against a wall . ❛ table . to hoist my muse onto a [ table / counter ] . ❛ clothed . to make my muse come while fully dressed . ❛ finger . to finger my muse . ❛ oral . to give my muse oral . ❛ fervent . to have sex with my muse after a fight . ❛ distraction . to rile my muse up during a film . ❛ mark . to leave marks on my muse [ optional : specify where ] . ❛ tie . to use restraints on my muse during intimacy . ❛ throat . to choke my muse during intimacy . ❛ sparring . for sparring to turn into sex . ❛ toys . to use toys [ vibrator / strap / otherwise ] on my muse . ❛ imagery . to send my muse a risque photo . ❛ drag . to pull my muse closer by a piece of clothing . ❛ tear . to tear a piece of clothing from my muse’s body . ❛ shower . to have sex with my muse in the [ shower / bath ] . ❛ sneaky . to sneak away from a gathering to have sex with my muse . ❛ beg . to make my muse beg . ❛ carnal . to [ scratch / bite ] my muse during intimacy . ❛ preoccupied . to rile my muse up as they [ read / work ] . ❛ jealous . to purposefully make my muse react possessively . ❛ dare . to have sex with my muse based off a dare . ❛ read . to re-enact something from a [ book / show / porn ] with my muse . ❛ collapse . to break a bed during sex with my muse . ❛ caught . to get caught with my muse during sex .
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im so understimulated i need to sink my teeth into flesh or something
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Send “They’re ’s a 10, but..” and fill in the rest to call out my muse!
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❝ i'm not staring at you, i'm admiring you. ❞
"Oooh, darling-- well, that's different, then. " Astarion loves compliments. ( He sees himself as a monster; it's nice to be told otherwise once in a while. ) He bows theatrically, arms splayed out to the sides as crimson hues remain fixed on the other elf.
" Tell me what you like best. " // @bhaalswn
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ℑ 𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔟𝔢 𝔣𝔞𝔦𝔯 𝔒𝔯 𝔞 𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔗𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔪𝔢 𝔫𝔬𝔴 𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔠𝔥 𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔡𝔬 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔫𝔢𝔢𝔡?
Ind. Priv. Sel. Astarion of BG3.
DOC | MEMES
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for those who feel like a monster … sentence starters
“You’re still human.”
“You’re not a monster.”
“I don’t see you as a monster.”
“You’re not what they say you are.”
“You are not what has been done to you.”
“Don’t listen to them. They don’t know you.”
“You’re better than you tell yourself you are.”
“The mistakes you’ve made don’t define you.”
“No matter what you are, you deserve to be loved.”
“No matter what you are, you deserve to be protected.”
“I know it’s hard to see past the guilt, but you’re a good person.”
“You look at yourself and see a monster… I see someone beautiful.”
“I’m not scared of you. And its sad that you seem scared of yourself.”
“When I look in your eyes, I don’t see a monster. I see someone in pain.”
“They’re scared of you… because they can’t see past what makes you different.”
“You might not be human anymore, but that doesn’t mean you’re any less of a person.”
“Is this why you don’t want to let anyone close? You’re afraid they’ll see you like some kind of monster?”
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𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬: a little assortment of sexual action prompts for rp purposes. remember to tag your usft and suggestive content. do not reblog this meme if you're under 18. add +reverse to swap the roles.
[ 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 ] : sender is asking if they can touch receiver sexually. [ 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐲 ] : sender and receiver are having a steamy makeout session. [ 𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 ] : sender and receiver are interrupted. [ 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞] : sender removes an article of receiver's clothing. [ 𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫 ] : sender and receiver are having sex half-clothed. [ 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐬 ] : sender plants kisses on undressed receiver's scar/s. [ 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 ] : sender pleasures receiver with their hand/fingers. [ 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 ] : sender pleasures receiver with their mouth. [ 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 ] : sender and receiver are having sex for the first time. [ 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 ] : receiver is having a wet dream about sender. [ 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐲 ] : receiver is thinking about sender when masturbating. [ 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭 ] : sender pins receiver down by the wrists during sex. [ 𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜 ] : sender and receiver are having sex in a public place. [ 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 ] : sender and receiver are having sex to reduce stress. [ 𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐬 ] : sender helps receiver to have an orgasm. [ 𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐬 ] : sender and receiver are having sex with no strings attached. [ 𝐫𝐞𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧 ] : sender and receiver have sex after being apart a long time. [ 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 ] : sender and receiver are having lazy morning sex. [ 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 ] : sender and receiver are cuddling after sex. [ 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 ] : sender and receiver are trying to conceive.
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suggestive starters meme ( nsfw )
why don’t you make me?
i like you better on your knees.
i can think of a few ways to shut you up.
i wonder if you’re as loud in bed as your are everywhere else.
try and stop me.
is that a complaint i hear?
i hope you’re not too fond of that shirt.
why are you siting over there? there’s a perfectly good lap right here.
i thought you liked it when i was bossy.
are you saying this doesn’t turn you on?
i can tell you’re hot and bothered from all the way over here.
i hope you don’t plan on walking much tomorrow.
you’re not the boss of me.
you’re hot when you’re angry.
don’t make me come over there.
i’m this close to taking you over my knee.
you’re being an awfully bad boy/girl.
you know you want it.
you sure talk a big game… but can you live up to it?
i’m not sure you could handle me.
is that a challenge?
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fang kink
amc interview with the vampire (2022), interview with the vampire (1994), the invitation (2022)
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✷ 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ; fluff edition ( . 01 )
❝ here, let me hold you. you look cold. ❞
❝ you sleep like a baby, you know that right ? ❞
❝ i'm fine staying here with you, we can watch your favorite tv shows, cook a meal together, cuddles. we don't have to go anywhere. ❞
❝ you're not burdening me, my love. taking care of you is my responsibility. ❞
❝ don't worry, I'll be here when you're awake. ❞
❝ do you want your good luck kisses ? ❞
❝ you're perfect the way you are. ❞
❝ you're really hypnotizing me by your beauty. ❞
❝ i love your voice, it's soothing. ❞
❝ you're warm, i don't want to let you go. ❞
❝ come here, and give me a goodnight kiss. ❞
❝ you seem tired, i can give you a massage if you want to. ❞
❝ i made you your favorite. ❞
❝ sleep, darling. i'll protect you from the nightmares. ❞
❝ let me carry you. ❞
❝ it's okay, I don't mind buying something. ❞
❝ you don't have to talk about it, just let me make the pain go away. ❞
❝ stay here, i'll run you a bath. ❞
❝ rest, let me do the cleaning. ❞
❝ fine, you can hug me for five minutes; but then you have to let me go. ❞
❝ i'm not staring at you, i'm admiring you. ❞
❝ don't go yet, let me hold you for a moment. ❞
❝ don't hide your face away from me, let me see the blush on your face and that shy smile of yours. ❞
❝ i'm very lucky to have you. ❞
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"Oh, nothing in particular. Not yet, at least. I just wanted to say your name for the sake of it. " Truthful answer came with a small smile. Astarion comes to stand beside Alkas, an arm sneaking around the other's back to rest a hand at his hip. Whatever was cooking looked good. Even if he doesn't need to eat this sort of food -- that doesn't mean he won't indulge himself from time to time. " What's on the menu tonight, darling? "
#hi i hate him thanks bye fjksdfs#kidding i love this asshole#bhaalswn#astarion :: sup bbygirl what u cookin up in hereeeee#replies tag
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"Shut up!"
" --- and then OF COURSE, they go and fire off that blast, and you were right THE--!" Astarion is cut off by the force of his back hitting the stone wall behind him. He groans - because even as a vampire, with all the strength he has, it still fucking hurts -- about to hiss a curse and a complaint in Alkas' direction, but any noise coming out of him is muffled by the lips on his. Astarion's hands flail a moment, before they find purchase. One clutching the fabric of Alkas' shirt while the other traveled up, resting at the other's throat. His thumb traces over the puncture marks he'd left the night prior. " Mhmm…. shutting up-" he grins impishly, like a cat that got all the damned milk & after what felt like an eternity, Astarion returns the kiss. Crimson pools fall shut as he tips his head to seek more. To deepen the kiss as Alkas would allow it as the hand on the half-elf's throat slipped up, cupping his jaw.
@bhaalswn
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This has become something of a ritual. He feels the pangs of hunger, the weakness, the exhaustion his curse causes....and he goes to Alkas. Tonight's feed had been no different in that sense, but this time, after a particularly delectable sampling of Alkas' blood, Astarion had locked eyes with the other. It was only brief, but he'd not been able to resist the pull of temptation and had leant in again,lips grazing cheeks, corners of mouth and then. . .
Astarion revels in the moment Alkas' goes in for more, the feeling sending sparks flying through his entire body. He presses closer, tongue running quickly over the other's lip to taste the blood on lips other than his own.
Then they part, and he's left a little dazed but very definitely happy. He spies the blood seeping from the wound on Alkas' neck, reaches a hand out and brushes it away with his thumb. He's half tempted to lick the digit clean, but he's pleasantly full and isn't inclined to tease (not too much, at least. Not yet. )
" Undeniably." He answers, lips tipping upwards as he uses a finger to attempt to lift Alkas' chin, wanting a better look at him. " dessert was wonderful, darling. "
@bhaalswn from x
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