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“Well that went better than I thought it would.”

“Can you leave now?”

“I thought you’d be gone by now?”

“…  We didn’t, did we?!”

“Yikes, this is awkward.”

“Morning.”

“What time is it?”

“Don’t you have work?”

“Don’t you have class?”

“Hungry?” 

“What the fuck is that?”

“Don’t you have somewhere to be? That isn’t here?”

“Who are you?”

“Is now a bad time to ask your name?”

“Did we at least use a condom?”

“That’s kind of something you’re suppose to tell someone before you have sex with them.”

“Can you uncuff me?” 

“I think we’re snowed in.”

“That’s not usually how this goes.”

“You talk a lot in your sleep.”

“Is that chocolate?”

“I didn’t snore, did I?”

“Don’t forget this. I don’t need a memento.”

“So… I have something to tell you.”

“Round two?”

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                         do you like the distressed youth ?   do you like rudely smartass generation z self-proclaimed orphans just trying to make it through the trials of the universe ?   then you might find this RP BLOG worth a gander !    MORTIMER  is a young boy from earth dimension c-241 whose life was turned upside down when his grandfather was killed by his own duplicates !   please give this post a like or reblog this post if you would like to interact with the   MORTY SMITH    from   ADULT SWIM’S RICK AND MORTY   and perhaps be offered a healthy serving of teen angst™ ! 

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                BABY, I GOT THE DEATH RATTLE                         ( ART BY ME ) disclaimer: do not smoke if you are underaged!

MORTY SMITH C-241

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SHIT MY FRIENDS SAY Some of the quotes from our shenanigans, carefully collected over the years. NSFW, cussing, and all that jazz. Feel free to change pronouns as you like!

“If you cross that bridge… you get to the other side.”

“Do you think your mum can make me some armour?”

“That French author whose name is like testicles, do you know him? What’s his name… Balzac?”

“I’m so stressed, I don’t even have the time to stink.”

“Chemistry isn’t just a class, chemistry is a lifestyle.”

“Can people fall past the Earth?”

“She only needs a banana to be happy.”

“Oh, the light here is nice, let’s take a selfie-aaaand I look like a Drag Queen.”

“Why didn’t you tell me I looked like this the entire day?”

“I don’t know how old I am, I stopped counting after the Second Crusade.”

“Generally, I’m just oxidising, thank you for asking.”

“I don’t leave the house. I sometimes open a window, that’s it.”

“Your mother says hello.”

“Ah, I love the smell of fire. It reminds me of my enemies burning.”

“You voted for me? How could you?”

“I’m not saying she’s wearing too much perfume, I’m just saying that if someone was to smoke a cigarette next to her, people would ask for the reasons behind her self-immolation.”

“The memes never sleep.”

“The homoerotic subtext is what keeps this friendship alive.”

“My shoes got wet. Of course I was crying.”

“Fly, hat! Fly to your freedom!”

“Do you think I could use soy sauce as tanning lotion?”

“Nah, I’m not 18. I just look like shit.” 

“Would your boyfriend be open to being called Philippe?”

“I don’t see his face, but I know exactly what it looks like right now.”

“Those asshole kids! We had to do the reading for our final exam ourselves instead of watching an Emmy-winning TV show!”

“Ooooh, free Sangria!”

“Those macarons are… thicc.”

“My fortune cookie basically just told me to fuck off.”

“Those trees are in the military. They all have camouflage.”

“If I were a knight, I’d be Sir Fail-a-lot.”

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this is WINSTON !    to talk to the nice cream guy , feel free to give that heart a little push !

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                          do you like frozen desserts ?   do you like anthropomorphic creatures that are generally cheerful and friendly while still struggling with their own self esteem ?   then you might find this RP BLOG worth a gander !    WINSTON   is a sickeningly sweet monster of the underground and would love to have a chat !   please give this post a like or reblog this post if you would like to interact with the   NICE CREAM GUY    from   TOBY FOX’S UNDERTALE   and perhaps be offered a serving of his famous and classic Nice Cream™ !                                        — he’s also gay

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                YOU LOOK SUPER SPIFFY!                         ( ART BY ME )

NICE CREAM GUY (WINSTON) from toby fox’s undertale

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Lowkey appreciation post @delightscream for making me nice icons tbhhh~ they perf.

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*   ‘    Is your nickname really Winnie ?   ‘ / to uf!winston from adam

                              ‘    wh — where the f --- where did you get THAT from !?    ’    the pale rabbit ,   embarrassed as one monster can be --- finally found flushed & clammering for words !   NOBODY had ever dared to ask him such a QUESTION . as if lacking in one’s position in the midst of the most gruesome & brash society of the underground ,   not many monsters would make an endeavor to recall one’s most personal past --- that is ,    ‘  winnie  ’ was a nickname he once DID don ... when he had been a younger rabbit in shelter of his now-deceased mother .  

                               ‘   no . i mean , that is just ABSURD . me --- winnie ?   do i look like a winnie to you ?  how about i call you the stupidest name and see how you like it --- oh yeah , that won’t stray too far , would it ?    ’

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our friend has cute shoes

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promise will b getting thru my drafts soon hhhh something came up!

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                                                 Are you 𝕠𝕜𝕒𝕪?                                                                               Don’t ask me that!                                                                                                                                               Of course!

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*/ KING FLUFFYBUNS // remorseguarder

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“ howdy, winston! i just wanted to stop by   &&   thank you for your positivity within your nice cream business. i know that this is rather random but ..    i do appreciate it. it is very thoughtful of you to do so.

––––.. oh, erm .. also, i would like a nice cream, if that is not too much trouble! how much will it be? ”

                               ‘    mister king asgore !   hey , wh --- what’s up ? ‘    throat cleared as his AWKWARD demeanor shows before the royalty .  flushing at the gratuitous remarks made by the KING --- his hands fumble among silver cutlery .   ’  i don’t know what to say , gee , that’s awfully kind of you !    ’    winston was beginning to doubt whether his little project will take off , really --- teenaged monsters & colleagues alike seemingly disinterested in the franchise .

                               ‘    i’ve actually been planning to close up early today , so i’m afraid i’m off duty right now --- oh , you can have one for free !    what FLAVOR do you have in mind ?    ’

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* / MIL $$ QUESTION // floweyfile

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✱ ok. but… ✱ what was the point of selling nice cream… ✱ in a place so COLD?

‘    well ,  i thought the monsters over at   hotland  wouldn’t appreciate food in conditions that they’re not accustomed to  ---    their mouths will FREEZE !   unlike here in  snowdin  , everybody knows what the cold is like .    ’

‘    ... and don’t we eat food when it’s in season ?    ’

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                                       HEY KID ,                          YOU’LL DO MY BROTHER RIGHT, RIGHT ?

                                                          … because we’re friends.

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