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I'm trying to be just a skeleton but there's some conflict or other I can't figure out with the mod so I'm stuck as a skeleton in panties???

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Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭

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"why is EVERY song about love" I'm begging you to dig just a tiny bit deeper, there's literally thousands of songs that aren't love songs. You don't even have to look for the most obscure underground artists ever, the fucking Beatles of all people have a song about a guy who kills people with a hammer

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whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

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hiding under this guys car to try and slice his annkles with a old knife 🤣

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Squidward is such a tragic beautiful figure. A haunting literary character who represents repressed white homosexuality, one which foolishly strives for suburban ennui but is instead trapped in a cultureless, capitalistic hell. He’s a cashier and he hates his job but his island head is nice. His nose is huge. Squidwars foing to hell. Swuidward will go to hell

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I hate my fucking sniper rifle its so stupid

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i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson

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the intelligent and sensitive pervert would like to message you

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bored of all my music so i think im just gonna start hitting people with large blunt objects

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bro your labia is so masc

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123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

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I'm glad I have a ridiculous fetish. It keeps me humble.