definitelynotsiffrin
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definitelynotsiffrin · 10 minutes ago
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Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.
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definitelynotsiffrin · 18 minutes ago
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Had a super wild dream recently, wanted to draw one of the scenes on it. In the dream I was some kind of dimensional traveller, this was just the one I remember best.
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definitelynotsiffrin · 40 minutes ago
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Person imitating all fnaf jumpscares
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definitelynotsiffrin · 40 minutes ago
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"apa podemos adoctar este gato?
q es eso
1gato
de q planeta"
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definitelynotsiffrin · 44 minutes ago
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(college stuff) everyone give it up for the humble arapaima
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definitelynotsiffrin · 1 hour ago
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I'm thrilled to announce my game SPACESONA will be releasing on Nov 8th!
It's my first game and just a short gamejam project, but I'm proud of it and I hope people will enjoy it!!
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definitelynotsiffrin · 1 hour ago
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The most important skill
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definitelynotsiffrin · 1 hour ago
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Cafe Creature Doodle (ballpoint pen) ✨
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definitelynotsiffrin · 2 hours ago
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It's wild to me how much furry art I was marinated in as a child and yet I am still not a furry. "You can be!" No, I can't. I've tried so many times. It's never taken. I'm like those cis+ people but for furries.
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definitelynotsiffrin · 2 hours ago
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definitelynotsiffrin · 3 hours ago
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Officer Xiaohei in Momohana
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definitelynotsiffrin · 3 hours ago
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TIME SENSITIVE QUESTION THERE'S A WASP ON THE CORNER OF MY WINDOW AND I HAVE TO OPEN THAT SAME WINDOW TO RELEASE IT WOULD IT STING ME IF I TRIED TO OPEN THE WINDOW
Posted 54 minutes ago. There's no way this fucker isn't dead.
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definitelynotsiffrin · 4 hours ago
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personally my biggest dream is to have a post become so viral it changes tumblr's vocabulary forever because then when i say my silly little words like sadful no one can tease me for it because guess WHAT idiot that's what ALL the cool kids are saying now hey wait where is everyone going guys wait please come back i promise i'm cool and normal guys please hang on wait
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definitelynotsiffrin · 4 hours ago
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I see you are sleeping but I have Been Craving a Blueberry 🫐
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definitelynotsiffrin · 4 hours ago
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pin for all my fellow paranoia havers that are so brave and strong every night walking to the kitchen
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definitelynotsiffrin · 4 hours ago
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Today's Seal Is: Ouroboros
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definitelynotsiffrin · 4 hours ago
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Grackle with Chip
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