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Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.

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Had a super wild dream recently, wanted to draw one of the scenes on it. In the dream I was some kind of dimensional traveller, this was just the one I remember best.

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Person imitating all fnaf jumpscares

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"apa podemos adoctar este gato?

q es eso

1gato

de q planeta"

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(college stuff) everyone give it up for the humble arapaima

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I'm thrilled to announce my game SPACESONA will be releasing on Nov 8th!

It's my first game and just a short gamejam project, but I'm proud of it and I hope people will enjoy it!!

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The most important skill

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Cafe Creature Doodle (ballpoint pen) ✨

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It's wild to me how much furry art I was marinated in as a child and yet I am still not a furry. "You can be!" No, I can't. I've tried so many times. It's never taken. I'm like those cis+ people but for furries.

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Officer Xiaohei in Momohana

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TIME SENSITIVE QUESTION THERE'S A WASP ON THE CORNER OF MY WINDOW AND I HAVE TO OPEN THAT SAME WINDOW TO RELEASE IT WOULD IT STING ME IF I TRIED TO OPEN THE WINDOW

Posted 54 minutes ago. There's no way this fucker isn't dead.

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personally my biggest dream is to have a post become so viral it changes tumblr's vocabulary forever because then when i say my silly little words like sadful no one can tease me for it because guess WHAT idiot that's what ALL the cool kids are saying now hey wait where is everyone going guys wait please come back i promise i'm cool and normal guys please hang on wait

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I see you are sleeping but I have Been Craving a Blueberry 🫐

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pin for all my fellow paranoia havers that are so brave and strong every night walking to the kitchen

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Today's Seal Is: Ouroboros

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Grackle with Chip