definitelynotsiffrin
definitelynotsiffrin
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definitelynotsiffrin · 4 hours ago
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and also theres a bigspoiley down here don't look unlessies you've beat the game ↓
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definitelynotsiffrin · 4 hours ago
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2018 tumblr post:
1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it
2: there used to be
3: why does this sound so ominous
2025 tumblr post:
1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land
2: yes my lady
3: yes my lady
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definitelynotsiffrin · 4 hours ago
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definitelynotsiffrin · 5 hours ago
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KEEP LOOPING!!! 99% of timeloopers give up right before the loop where they fix everything and save everyone
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definitelynotsiffrin · 5 hours ago
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the thing about disability is it really does sometimes boil down to "wow i wish i could do that" and then you can't. and it sucks.
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definitelynotsiffrin · 5 hours ago
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I hate it when you take a disappointing sip of water, like bitch you’re supposed to be cool and refreshing, not like mild boring sludge harvested from purgatory by disappointment itself
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definitelynotsiffrin · 5 hours ago
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Why is tumblr Bolivian now
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definitelynotsiffrin · 5 hours ago
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definitelynotsiffrin · 5 hours ago
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um puberty isny going to make you look like sigourney weaver, youre going to look like My mom
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definitelynotsiffrin · 5 hours ago
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Taking an expansive view of future prospects for the business, forward-thinking CEO Rick Benson was reportedly hoping Thursday that his company would be able to capture a new audience by making their signature product worse in every conceivable way. “Let’s face it, this industry moves fast and we have to be ready to cater to new users by altering every single thing that was popular in the first place,” said Benson, confirming his intention to court additional demographics by ensuring the next version was buggier, slower, and contained a more counterintuitive interface. Full Story
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definitelynotsiffrin · 5 hours ago
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this video just fucking ruined my vocabulary for the next week. me and my monkaaaay
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