definitelynotapokemon

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Hiiii Rodney! Hope you're having a great day! Anyway, I have a message for you!

Objective: SURVIVE

hey guys im at the pokémart right now does anyone else hear a faint rumbling noise

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carnists like you eating pokemon disgust me. they are living thinking things that are able to communicate to us. we shouldn't even be using them for riding and moving companies and other labor. we must free them

this guys day is going to suck when they dig into their all-natural no-cruelty salad and they find out it’s a bulbasaur

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i hate the cliche 'loved one dies and becomes a ghot pokemon' lovestories. wheres the stories where they both die and become ghost pokemon. like a yamask searching for their beloved who also turned into a yamask, and the turmoil comes from that the other yamask is a galarian one.

the ultimate loss: dying and becoming galarian

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Would it be possible to catch my neighbor Steve with a pokeball? I have a masterball I could use too

what the FUCK did STEVE do to YOU

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They’re called Charmanders, but I’ve never seen them Charmand?

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Is the thing about Alakazam having 5,000 IQ true? Because that seems like a lot. That seems like more than enough to raise ethical questions about why we're regarding them as pets instead of equals (or even our betters) if they're even more sapient than *we* are at that point. Like, how do you have *fifty times* human intelligence and still not pass the Harkness test, at the very least?

no that is complete bullshit. since the iq scale works on a distribution, it isnt even Possible to get a "5000 iq"

also iq is bullshit and is a uniquely human scale that, evidently, does not work when applied to pokémon. alakazam can also be stupid

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EVERYONE hates it when I call my beloved bubblegum a lil guy!!! Like I don't see the problem because he is!!!! And whenever I take him out everyone gets soooo shocked and upset when i take him out :/

the stigma around gyarados I swear 😔

they should let bubblegum into government buildings because he is so little and small and could never hurt a cutiefly

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Here is something a friend sent me, happy pride month to all trainers and all pokemons!

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i don't have the heart to tell my hypno that he cannot, in fact, hypnotize the ceramic garden gnomes in my yard. baby boy those are ceramic. how do i break the news to him

if he hasn't hypnotized them.... then why aren't they moving 🤨

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hey how many photos of your pokémon do you guys have

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SKITTY AND WAILORD HAVE THE SAME EGG GROUP???

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if you've gone on one then add in the tags

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rb this if youre a trainer or you post about your pokémon or etc

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hi! i’m potassium, and i really like normal types, but i also love feline pokémon. i have two skitties, one male and one female, and both have an everstone. they’re also siblings, and their names are terra (f) and aqua (m)

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main blog is @definitelynotabanana

terra and aqua are based off my actual cats, ares and athena! i was gonna name the blog skitties latias and latios but that would probably be confusing.)