definitelymanitoba
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definitelymanitoba · 15 hours ago
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do you ever just step back and realize you run a gimmick blog for your province in your spare time.
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definitelymanitoba · 16 hours ago
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reblog if it’s ok to ask where you’re from
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definitelymanitoba · 4 days ago
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sorry this isnt manitoba related at all but im really desperate at this point so uh. people of the internet help i (highly highly suspected undiagnosed adhd) can never seem to form habits especially when it comes to things like. consistently taking medications and i feel like i’ve tried everything and i just. i need help and family members are being incredibly unhelpful does anyone have advice
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definitelymanitoba · 10 days ago
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This question occurred to me, and I must know:
Please reblog this! Spread it! I want to know!!!
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definitelymanitoba · 20 days ago
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"Well are you a [controversial identity] supporter???"
My friend I do not know what to tell you here. My rule is and remains "I don't care what you call yourself because your actions and who you are as a person is more valuable to me" and "as long as everyone in the situation is an adult and is giving enthusiastic consent I genuinely do not give a fuck what you do" and "words are stupid and people are complicated so it doesn't matter if The Words Are Wrong as long as it makes you happy"
I'm a longer tables not higher walls kind of guy. Have a seat. Break bread with me. Tell me a story over dinner. I think that'll be better for the both of us.
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definitelymanitoba · 20 days ago
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hey! Checking in because i know i’m bad at tagging - is there anything anyone has noticed me mention on this blog that i should be tagging so people can filter it out (if there is can you let me know what tag to use as well please and ty :D)
just was randomly thinking about it and. yeah.
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definitelymanitoba · 20 days ago
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remember to turn off media asks until New Year bc the raid!
No thanks :3
I do not care :3
I see shit like this monthly :3
We don't care :3
You have to click to see images from people you don't follow when answering an ask, so I'm really not to worried about it!! <3 :3
We do not think it will actually happen :3
This is called fear mongering :3
The more that the post about 'defending against it' by turning off asks spreads, the more likely it is for somebody to actually do that, though!! :3 <3
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definitelymanitoba · 22 days ago
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i always feel so weird following people on tumblr if they follow this blog like oh ty for following my gimmick! secretly i have a profile picture of the most cursed animated bee from a movie i regret watching! like someone out there is getting jumpscared.
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definitelymanitoba · 28 days ago
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successfully drove in winter for the first time and didnt crash 🎉
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definitelymanitoba · 28 days ago
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good morning everyone for those of you who arent manitoban, a quick guide to what it’s like to be outside in -30 or colder
your hair will freeze, and it will have a really cool looking layer of frost on it making it look White in some spots which will make elementary school people be like !!! YOU’RE LIKE ANNA!!!
breathing in cold air tastes like really cold water and is super refreshing but its really hard to catch your breath if you have to
remember the hair thing? yeah your eyelashes and the teeny little hairs in your nose will do that too. and you will Feel It.
if you’re outside in just jeans or leggings (no ski pants) your legs will be cold for a second, then they prickle and then you’re nice and warm
this is mostly a problem because i wear glasses but i am basically blind upon going back inside because of how much your glasses will fog up
”thats SO COLD HOW DO YOU NOT JUST DIE” hi so *grandpa voice * i used to walk 20 minutes to school in -40 the secret is Layers and Lots Of Socks hope this helps
feel free to add more!!!
(@northern-manitoba i am 99% sure you have better cold tolerance than i do if you specifically have fun little facts to add)
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definitelymanitoba · 1 month ago
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a couple things…
thank you for the reminder to drive safely i have not had the courage to drive this winter yet but i will need to next week so. internet people wish me luck 😭
WINDCHILL IS NO JOKE -20 feels like a summer day when theres no wind. i’ve been Literally Knocked Over by wind before. welcome to the prairies <3
Is it my turn for photos?!??
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good morning everyone for those of you who arent manitoban, a quick guide to what it’s like to be outside in -30 or colder
your hair will freeze, and it will have a really cool looking layer of frost on it making it look White in some spots which will make elementary school people be like !!! YOU’RE LIKE ANNA!!!
breathing in cold air tastes like really cold water and is super refreshing but its really hard to catch your breath if you have to
remember the hair thing? yeah your eyelashes and the teeny little hairs in your nose will do that too. and you will Feel It.
if you’re outside in just jeans or leggings (no ski pants) your legs will be cold for a second, then they prickle and then you’re nice and warm
this is mostly a problem because i wear glasses but i am basically blind upon going back inside because of how much your glasses will fog up
”thats SO COLD HOW DO YOU NOT JUST DIE” hi so *grandpa voice * i used to walk 20 minutes to school in -40 the secret is Layers and Lots Of Socks hope this helps
feel free to add more!!!
(@northern-manitoba i am 99% sure you have better cold tolerance than i do if you specifically have fun little facts to add)
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definitelymanitoba · 1 month ago
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I just accidentally made un-tea?????
I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????
It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-
I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation
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definitelymanitoba · 1 month ago
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i posted this and then went outside with slightly wet hair and my hair froze to my toque just. thought i’d share.
good morning everyone for those of you who arent manitoban, a quick guide to what it’s like to be outside in -30 or colder
your hair will freeze, and it will have a really cool looking layer of frost on it making it look White in some spots which will make elementary school people be like !!! YOU’RE LIKE ANNA!!!
breathing in cold air tastes like really cold water and is super refreshing but its really hard to catch your breath if you have to
remember the hair thing? yeah your eyelashes and the teeny little hairs in your nose will do that too. and you will Feel It.
if you’re outside in just jeans or leggings (no ski pants) your legs will be cold for a second, then they prickle and then you’re nice and warm
this is mostly a problem because i wear glasses but i am basically blind upon going back inside because of how much your glasses will fog up
”thats SO COLD HOW DO YOU NOT JUST DIE” hi so *grandpa voice * i used to walk 20 minutes to school in -40 the secret is Layers and Lots Of Socks hope this helps
feel free to add more!!!
(@northern-manitoba i am 99% sure you have better cold tolerance than i do if you specifically have fun little facts to add)
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definitelymanitoba · 1 month ago
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good morning everyone for those of you who arent manitoban, a quick guide to what it’s like to be outside in -30 or colder
your hair will freeze, and it will have a really cool looking layer of frost on it making it look White in some spots which will make elementary school people be like !!! YOU’RE LIKE ANNA!!!
breathing in cold air tastes like really cold water and is super refreshing but its really hard to catch your breath if you have to
remember the hair thing? yeah your eyelashes and the teeny little hairs in your nose will do that too. and you will Feel It.
if you’re outside in just jeans or leggings (no ski pants) your legs will be cold for a second, then they prickle and then you’re nice and warm
this is mostly a problem because i wear glasses but i am basically blind upon going back inside because of how much your glasses will fog up
”thats SO COLD HOW DO YOU NOT JUST DIE” hi so *grandpa voice * i used to walk 20 minutes to school in -40 the secret is Layers and Lots Of Socks hope this helps
feel free to add more!!!
(@northern-manitoba i am 99% sure you have better cold tolerance than i do if you specifically have fun little facts to add)
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definitelymanitoba · 2 months ago
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it’s FINALLY SNOWING!!!!!!!!!
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definitelymanitoba · 2 months ago
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PROGRESS HAS BEEN MADE!
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this is an awful photo i apologize and looking at it i 100% need to fix the ribbons and re-pin but! spent far too long today figuring out the ribbon order, wound up deciding to only use 3 ribbons instead of the 4 I originally planned on. Also yes im aware this looks a bit goofy right now. having worn it via a series of strategic safety pins i can promise it looks better irl shdjsjfjdjfkk
the manitoba ribbon skirt saga begins
HI i will probably be updating/reblogging this as i go with progress made on actually Creating my ribbon skirt but as of right now all that has happened is 1. learning about ribbon skirts and their history/how to wear them respectfully and 2. purchasing fabric + ribbons SO i don’t really have. many photos but i will bestow upon the internet the Singular Photo that i do have :)
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definitelymanitoba · 2 months ago
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Medford here -- just wanted to say you seem pretty cool, I guess. Just reblogged your random post from the countryverse community even though it's kind of pitiful. But I guess that'll do. And it's not like I'm looking to be your friend or anything! SO DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA.
-- @medford-oregoppenheimer
….how do i respond to this/gen
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