Hello. I am most certainly Detective Voller, the policr officer. I am very good at using a phone. D.N.I. if you are a criminal or are planning criminal activity.
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Hey, I'm dead, can you tell me where it is??
@katsuroingermany @josefheiterslieberdreihund @jennyisatourist looks like we're all dead.
I've been shot.
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Well, if you really can't stand to be around me, why not fly to England and check out that warehouse? Surely I won't be there!
@definitelynotdetectivekranz, I think we should call off the search. I just got a call from some dude who needs us to examine a,,, warehouse.
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Then why were we both supposed to show up to that suspicious surgeon's house?
@definitelynotdetectivekranz, I think we should call off the search. I just got a call from some dude who needs us to examine a,,, warehouse.
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Because I'm Detective Voller... Why else?
@definitelynotdetectivekranz, I think we should call off the search. I just got a call from some dude who needs us to examine a,,, warehouse.
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Deutsche Hochschule der Polizei. In Münster.
@definitelynotdetectivekranz, I think we should call off the search. I just got a call from some dude who needs us to examine a,,, warehouse.
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That's a terrible reason. Did you forget what we learned in cop school?
@definitelynotdetectivekranz, I think we should call off the search. I just got a call from some dude who needs us to examine a,,, warehouse.
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Why the hell not??
@definitelynotdetectivekranz, I think we should call off the search. I just got a call from some dude who needs us to examine a,,, warehouse.
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Well, neither can I! I'll take over this case until you get back.
@definitelynotdetectivekranz, I think we should call off the search. I just got a call from some dude who needs us to examine a,,, warehouse.
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Some woman from London, I guess. She never gave a name.
@definitelynotdetectivekranz, I think we should call off the search. I just got a call from some dude who needs us to examine a,,, warehouse.
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The person on the call asked specifically for you.
@definitelynotdetectivekranz, I think we should call off the search. I just got a call from some dude who needs us to examine a,,, warehouse.
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No, no, I'd rather stay here in Germany. I'm willing to take over for you.
@definitelynotdetectivekranz, I think we should call off the search. I just got a call from some dude who needs us to examine a,,, warehouse.
#wait#if martin exists in this universe then he probably wouldn't have made his centipede yet#because i imagine in a world where all the movies take place in the same world#martin would get inspiration from a true crime case instead of a film#idk maybe im talking nonsense
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No, I think it's better if you do it.
@definitelynotdetectivekranz, I think we should call off the search. I just got a call from some dude who needs us to examine a,,, warehouse.
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I don't know, but it's apparently very suspicious warehouse.
@definitelynotdetectivekranz, I think we should call off the search. I just got a call from some dude who needs us to examine a,,, warehouse.
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@definitelynotdetectivekranz, I think we should call off the search. I just got a call from some dude who needs us to examine a,,, warehouse.
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As a fellow officer of the law, I can demand an answer.
@possiblydetectivekranz, as Detective Voller, I think you're overreacting.
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Why do you know all that stuff about me to begin with?
@possiblydetectivekranz, as Detective Voller, I think you're overreacting.
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@possiblydetectivekranz, as Detective Voller, I think you're overreacting.
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