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Kandra under the Lord Ruler:
"We obey the Contract. Without rules we are no better than wild beasts. We must always act with dignity befitting our noble place as servants of the Lord Ruler."
Kandra under Harmony:
17 Kandra surround an undulating mass of limbs chanting "ONE MORE LIMB! ONE MORE LIMB!"
The mass in the middle shouts, "Okay! I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna make another leg!"
A new leg emerges from the mass, the other Kandra lose their shit over it.
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forgot about tumblr but realized I need an outlet for text posts and dumb memes that no one else will understand so here I am again lol
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It only took 60 years but Fitz has finally become a vocal ally of the gender nonconforming. Bless!
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My mom on chapter 14 of Golden Fool: “poor Fitz learning about Jek and Amber”
Me, knowing what’s coming: “uhhh yeah poor Fitz sure”
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OH FUCK OFF GOLD BURNING MISTINGS SEE AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF THEMSELVES. ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. AU. AU IS THE ELEMENT SHORTHAND THING FOR GOLD. FUCK YOU BRANDON. FUCK.
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ah shit im sorry man, my schedule for the week is all booked
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There's a joke about the Big Bad Wolf and your grandma in there somewhere
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Just two sets of besties
-The Iliad of Homer, BOOK XVIII
-Fool's Fate, Robin Hobb
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Listen. I know there are some wonderful theories about how Adolin Kholin is going to be a villain, or how he won’t be able to bond with Maya, but listen, Listen. He would make such a good freaking edge dancer.
“I will remember those who have been forgotten.”
“I will listen to those who have been ignored.”
My theory? This man won’t even need to speak the ideals to form his bond because he is out there living them. Every. Single. Day.
He visits his fathers Ryshadium on the regular, why? Because Dalinar is too busy to go ride him.
He never forces that beautiful, intelligent creature to bear him, he is so gentle and loving and goes just to groom him and be near him. When Gallant does let him ride, he treats him with the respect he deserves, and Gallant repays him at every turn, even allowing Maya to ride frequently.
He speaks to everyone, and listens, and learns about their lives. His troops love him, even Kaladin is forced to admit that Adolin is simply a good man because he listens. Always, his mind churns with questions and concerns, with brilliant dueling strategies, but he never rejects people who need him to hear. The one significant moment that he trips on this, he backtracks and apologizes and supports Dalinar despite not believing him.
He listened to his sword. He listened to what he believed was a dead object and spoke to her with such love and tenderness over years of never knowing that she was a living being that eventually even through the pain of his touch she grew to tolerate and even like him.
No. Maya doesn’t need him to speak the oathes, she has heard such oathes before. Their bond will be one forged in the purest trust, the deepest love, and the kindest hearts. It won’t be a Nahel bond, it will be its own, and it will reshape Roshar.
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i think its beyond funny that shallan and adolin try to cheer kaladin up by taking him to a grill and bar. like fucking. gonna take kaladin to applebees? gonna take kaladin to tgi fridays? are you going to cheer kaladin up by taking him to chilis?
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chase gives a lot of life advice for a man who spent most of his life full rat mode
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every normal fantasy author goes to Q&As and they get questions like "hii i love your writing! where do you get inspiration for all your amazing worlds and characters?" and then the author will respond like "I go on frequent woods walks and I like to watch history documentaries :) it gets me really inspired" and then brandon sanderson will go to Q&As and get a question like "if you had a nicrosil compounder, could they burn the stored investiture and then store it again to generate infinite investiture? and if so, could you use that to generate infinite stormlight, provided the nicrosil compounder was also a knight radiant? and using the infinite stormlight, could you establish a perpendicularity using bondsmith powers, travel through the cognitive realm at high speed with the infinite stormlight, go to sel, and use nightblood to eat the entire Dor, permanently disabling the magic of Elantris?" and then brandon responds with "RAFO. You'll find out in Stormlight 5"
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Dalinar Kholin: I’ve only had morals for a day and a half, but if anything happens, I will lecture everyone in this room.
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Finished the new Night Angel book. OOOF forgot how sad these books are
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Oh for sure!! Not complaining, just think it’s hilarious 😂
Battle of the Ships
Round 1 Part 2 Poll 2
Description for Paragon : Age of sail trading vessel, capable of both nautical and river navigation. It may be more specified in the books but I don’t have them in front of me :(
Propaganda for Paragon : Paragon is captained by Brashen Trell, with first mate Althea Vestrit (one of the main characters of the series) He is sentient.
Description for Kingdom Come : The Pirate ship of Captain Brandish
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