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Oh, good job Tumblr. Requiring my password to delete my account. I don't even remember it because somehow across phone transfers it stays logged in. I'll just log out then and delete the app off my phone. I convinced myself I'm awful for existing and tried for too long to convince others I was when that's very far from the truth. I'm going to live my best life with the man who loves me, who was there when my old life fell apart, and never left me since. And goof around on Discord, so if you have me there count yourself lucky.

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Never have but I encourage others to leave hate in mine because I'm trying to convince everyone here I'm a terrible person without actually doing anything to be a terrible person. You just gotta believe me, I'm evil.

There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.

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NO DAMN IT I SHOULD BE THE WORLD'S SCAPEGOAT AND PUNCHING BAG! EVERYTHING IS MY FAULT! MY POLITICS PROFESSOR IN COLLEGE SAID SO!!!!!

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Of course I'm kind to others. I direct all my cruelty and hatred on myself. And you should direct it onto me as well. Hating one punching bag allows you to be kind to others. Try it today, you'll be much happier letting all that misery out on a useless fleshbag!

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My follower count should be 0. Why are you still here. I'm literally the most evil person in existence. Everything bad is my fault. Do yourself a favor and block me.

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Here's to another year of this website making me feel guilty for existing and liking my job. I want to delete this stupid app but I like seeing fan art, even if I can't participate in communities because I'm a nobody who's more evil than the bad mustache leader from the 40s. Why do you do my job for me, report my profile, and get my account deleted by the devs?

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I hate the Communties tab. It's a constant reminder that I'm such a horrible waste of air that shouldn't even be on this site.

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merry christmas

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I saw a rumor Disney wants to try to buy SEGA to prevent this happening again. Fiancé says Japan doesn't share their IPs so Disney can suck it.

GUYS I THINK THERE MAD

Edit: HOW TF DID THIS POST GOT SO MANY ATTENTION

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I'm literally such an awful person, no opinions or thoughts about it. Just irredeemable by birth because I have the skin tone of a dead fish and was born in that racist hell scape between Mexico and the war criminals. No other reason. I do not cheat, steal, fight, lie, any of that. My existence makes me evil.

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If my research is correct, then I logically should actually be in prison for life due to being perpetually dehydrated, and while driving. According to the internet at large, it's the exact same as driving drunk. They have to charge DWI though.

So does anyone wanna report me? I can't do it myself, it won't let me.

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I've decided to be as unproblematic as humanly possible, I will no longer maintain thoughts, opinions, interests, or hobbies. Everything and everyone is problematic in some way, so I am trying to avoid being perceived as bad as spicy mustache man, even though I obviously am anyway due to my pasty complexion and birthplace.

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So I am far from a good photographer, and this dumb app has remarkably stupid limits, but yesterday, I continued my tradition of seeing the incredible Trans-Siberian Orchestra. My anchor to sanity. Three years ago, it was the very first thing I did after my dad died. It's important to me. But holy crap they've REALLY upped their game. Just this small smattering absolutely does not do them justice.

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Trying to make people hate me. Effort is hard. Why do I actually have to be an asshole to make people hate me? Just hate me for free, man. Make shit up. I don't wanna actually act like a monster, I'm too tired after work

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Family is too expensive. Just don't go at all. Save your money to survive. Putting up with traditions is not worth it, no matter how fun they are.

you don't have to go to thanksgiving/ xmas/ holidays with your family this year or any year if you don't want to. you can lie about not being able to go or just tell them to fuck off etc, but you don't have to go.

you don't have to go.