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My local library has ONE copy of an objectum book and I NEED to know who got it in the system. Which one of you got Viscera Objectica into my local library system ⁉️
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My theater lab teacher said something along the lines of "You've gotta treat the mics with tender love and care and use a gentle touch." MA'AM YES MA'AM 🫡🫡🫡
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Some people have crushes on boys.
Some people have crushes on girls.
Me? $4k piece of computer machinery that is not mine and I get to see maybe once a week
#AHHHH#midas m32 digital mixer....#i wajt to understand its system so baddd#please teach me yuor secrets#objectum#techum#osor#posic#ahhh
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How to Pleasure a Computer Mouse 2
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Was talking to my father yesterday and fictional crushes came up. He was horrified by the idea of people being in love with a fictional character. Oh brother if only he saw the things I want to kiss.
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Tenderly twirl the wire of an old phone around your finger. Gently pat the side of an old computer from the 90s. Give a CRT monitor a sloppy kiss, letting your hair stand on end from the static. Play your favorite CD or cassette on your music player. Embrace a 30-year-old mechanical keyboard. Hug it tightly, keep it close.
Old technology is so beautiful. Show it some love.
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MY GAY ASS COULD NOT BE A COMPUTER TECHNICIAN !!
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My computer IS my wife but I bother her sooo much. Sorry dear the last download of disco elysium corrupted so we gotta do it again :( yeah its six hours again, yeah I will be doing other things the whole time but I'll give you a hug and a kiss a day all my love and you get a nap halfway through and after
#so sorry to her#i try not to overwhelm her but it does get a bit much i know#objectum#techum#posic companion#posic
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Cleaning an old gas stove and I am a normal amount of flustered about it
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my horny ass could NOT be a computer engineer
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Stanley and the bucket are objectum to me
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HE IS VERY GORGEOUS TO ME‼️
(The mascot of the TRS80 computer!)
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suggestive art of computer grinding under the cut 0_O
art of my oc, however I won’t be showing his face here just yet :]c
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