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Full render???? In this economy?????
Dude needs a hairbrush and some moisturizer I swear-
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I feel like this sums up a lot.

Guess who that absolute sunshine is.
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she red shelled me and cursed like a sailor while she was losing <3
I TOTALLY BEAT @deepestnightcolor IN MARIO KART !! DON'T LET HER TELL YOU OTHERWISE
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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why does signing up for next semester's uni courses feel like you are selling your soul?
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Will you be my Wife instead~? 💍
are you going to build up a harem?
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Will you be my Valentine~ ? 💐
Aww i missed it. :(
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I love your Sam fics so much. Thank you for the Valentine's one!!
thank you for the praise! I'm glad you find some joy in my writing!
Have a lovely day, sweetheart! <3
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LESS THAN 50 DAYS, LET'S FUCKING GO.
(This and spite fuel me.)

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I wish all sebastian simps a very pleasant evening
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☾ ᴄᴜᴘɪᴅ'ꜱ ᴄʜᴏᴋᴇʜᴏʟᴅ ☽
Happy Valentine's, everyone! I hope that, if you want, you can spend your day surrounded by love. Remember, it doesn't always have to be romantic love. It can be a wish you fulfilled yourself, a nice day spent with your friends and/or family, or just a day you eat chocolates. It could also be some time spent with your Valentine that I have brought today - he is already so excited to see you! Have a lovely day, everyone! You are loved <3
ᴀ/ɴ: This can be read as either just a fluff, just a smut, or a fluff leading into smut. It is your choice - it is pretty clear when the fluff ends. Do whatever you feel like, it is your choice!~ ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ: Sam (SDV) x Fem!Reader
ᴡᴄ: 3000 words in total. Fluff: 1109 words. Smut: 1891 words.
ᴍᴅɴɪ ✧ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ: Fluff: love. Smut: unprotected sex, piercings, 69, cursing, name-calling (slut, cocksleeve), praise, you get a pounding.
February had come around quietly, and with that, Valentine’s Day was fast approaching, which meant that Pelican Town started to get covered in a blanket of pink, red, sometimes glittery, heart-shaped love symbols. There were heart-shaped bouquets being sold in the two stores, candy in heart-shaped boxes, cheesy little garlands wrapping around lamp posts, and a billboard happily yelling ‘DON’T FORGET – 14TH OF FEBRUARY IS VALENTINE’S DAY’ at whoever dared to pass by. Of course, not everyone was happy about the pink cloud looming over the small town – Sebastian claimed pink and red ‘fucking hurt in the eyes and make people go blind in these amounts’, Leah didn’t quite understand why a specific day was needed to show anyone their loves and why it needed to be broadcasted like this, and Harvey, while not minding it, worried about ‘people being quite careless in their loving frenzy’. Shane, the old grump, was not Cupid’s biggest friend, either, quite the opposite. He rolled his eyes at every cheerful person he saw and grumbled about the extra workload of stocking up for a ‘made up holiday no one cares about’, even though he knew very damn well that he was going to shell out the money to buy a bouquet for both Jas and Marnie.
Sam, on the other hand, had been shaped by years of listening to his mother’s romance audio books with her while she had been cleaning, and by the romantic telenovelas she had been watching during the colder winter months, which was why it came to no one’s surprise that he not only enjoyed Valentine’s Day, but took it seriously. Especially now that he had met the love of his life – you.
All these years of training would not be in vain – and when Sam made his way to your farm, he came prepared. A bouquet in his one hand – don’t you dare think he had gotten you one from Joja, oh no, Sam had robbed gardens (he had begged Evelyn and Jodi to give him some flowers) for this baby – and a basket in the other. He had been genuinely thinking about holding a rose between his teeth like he had seen in some movies, but much to his dismay, the thorns had won that battle. Still, he was quite proud of what he had in store for you; a hand-drawn card with a letter scribbled on the back, a plushie you had once excitedly pointed out in a store but put back when you had seen the price tag, and – his personal favourite – a handmade bracelet that fitted the one he was wearing around his wrist. You had pointed it out on your first date, and he had spent DAYS recreating it. Yes, Sam was prepared, and nothing would deter him from spending a great Valentine’s with you, not Sebastian complaining about the colours, nor a grumpy co-worker making fun of the love songs he had been blasting through his headphones.
And it did go very damn well – he knew it from the moment you opened the door with that shining glimmer of excitement in your pretty eyes, giddy smile decorating your pretty features, making your face light up and, in turn, making him feel like the sun had climbed from the blue skies to press a tender kiss to his heart and soul. God, he loved you, and he knew he would forever love you the moment your arms wrapped him up in a tender hug. “Happy Valentine’s Day,” he whispered, pressing a lingering kiss to your head – to show you his affection, for one, but also to inhale your scent like he usually did. He was sure; this was what pure love felt like. Warm, and safe, and comfortable. Do not get him wrong – Sam had loved loads and been very loved, too; he loved his mom, his dad and his little brother, he loved Sebastian (and all of them had gotten their little gifts to show his appreciation today, no matter how much they grumbled about pink wrapping paper (Seb did that, with a smile on his face while thrusting a small box containing a gift for Sam toward the blond)) but you? He loved you.
“Come in,” you chirped, and Sam was quick to follow, especially when your fingers wrapped around his wrist to tug you inside, a small chuckle falling from his lips. The scent of pizza lingered in the air, and you had decorated the table in your dining room with a white cloth and some rose petals (that rose had lost the battle, and to be fair? It gave him a little satisfaction), a candle in the middle of it, the tiny flame working hard to dip its surroundings in a soft glow. The man had asked you if you had wanted to go out for dinner for today, but you had shaken your head while telling him you had another idea – and your man had been happy to oblige. He was even happier now that he was sitting across from you in the soft glow of candlelight, a heart-shaped pizza having joined the two of you on the table. “You look gorgeous,” he murmured, grin spreading on his face when his eyes fell on the plushie you had draped over your shoulders. “And he suits you well,” he added, chin pointing loosely toward your little companion, making you reach out to pat the soft head. “I know, right?” You smiled, puffing out your chest before your face suddenly softened. “Thank you so much again, Sam.” “No, thank you, baby,” he cooed back, squeezing your hand lightly, his other hand wandering to the necklace you had gifted him, the tigers eye pendant that dangled from it carefully mined and processed by you, “for the gift, and for being my girlfriend.” The smile you gave him made his heart melt, and for once, Sam was at a loss for words. He just had to take you in for a moment, really let it sink in that all of this was true – you being his. Him being allowed to make you happy. Him just- “Fuck, I love you so much,” he whispered, voice cracking as he looked at you, drinking up the smile you generously gifted him. The card you had made him had already brought him close to tears, and if the night kept going like this – he was indeed going to fucking sob. “I love you, too, Sammy Boy.” He knew you meant it, and he was thanking whatever Cupid that had been merciful enough to make this happen, even if it meant he would be crying from happiness.
It seemed like you really wanted to see him cry tonight, or why else were you wearing that slutty little lingerie set that hugged your curves the same way a bow would wrap around a gift? But that was what you were, right? A gift – his gift. “So fucking gorgeous,” the blond slurred as he inhaled deeply, blue eyes already completely pussy-drunk. Sam hadn’t even bothered to take off those cute little panties that clung to your hips so nicely, he just didn’t have the time! All he had done was shove them to the side to have them out of the way, to have access to your sweet, sweet pussy, folds already glistening with wetness you had spread by grinding against his thigh as you had sat on his lap just moments before. You did not need to worry, though – your boyfriend was more than happy to lap up what you were giving him as he buried his fat cock in your mouth, weepy, pierced tip kissing the back of your throat. “So…fucking…good,” he groaned into your cunt, words forced out between messy licks and sinful slurps, muffled by your gorgeous thighs that pressed against his face. You moaned around him in response, coaxing a small whimper from your significant other. He just couldn’t help himself, had to fuck your pretty mouth – just a little! He promised, just a few small thrust upwards, having you take his cock juuust a little more.
And you took it so well - his good girl, his perfect princess; swallowing around his cock even when he stuffed your mouth so full. He just had to reward you with quick licks and desperate suckles on your clit, grunting as your hips shifted to grind down on his face. He would happily take it if you gave him more of those tasty juices, would let you ride his face all day and night long if he could keep tasting you on his tongue as he let the metal ball nestled in the muscle drag over your most sensitive spots. Another moan vibrated through him, making the knot in his stomach tighten, his head becoming lighter. If he was going to die like this – smelling you, tasting you, with his cock down your tight throat, allowed to mindlessly hump at it – he was going to die the happiest man on the whole damn planet.
You worked his cock heavenly, up and down you went while your hips ground back and forth, using his tongue however you pleased. Sam could feel his eyes roll back in his head, needy bitch brain forcing him to try and nuzzle his head further into your cunt, lips wrapping around your clit to suck before his tongue circled your entrance. He could feel you tense on top of him as he edged his tongue inside of you, your breathing becoming heavier as your hands began to drag toward his balls. “Good schlut,” Sam moaned against you, hissing when he felt your fingers wrap around them, giving them a gentle squeeze. He was going to cum, he fucking knew it. His hand came down on your hip in a soft smack and the way you clenched around his tongue told him that you weren’t that far off the edge either, orgasm approaching faster than you would have liked to admit, but he ate you like you were the best meal he had ever and had, hitting all the right spots with his messy licks. A sound that could have been identified as “Sam” had your mouth been a little less of cock sounded against him, making his hips snap up again as a twitch ran through his dick, tongue lapping at you almost desperately as he felt you choke on him. Another smack to your hip had you whining, the stinging sensation combined with Sam’s lapping and sucking made your mind go blank. You were so close, so, so close to just come on your boyfriend’s face. Your breathing came in shallow breaths around him, hips grinding to chase that high, your thighs beginning to twitch as the neatly tied bow in your stomach started to come undone.
Another slurred sound left your mouth, eyes squeezing shut as you were ready to embrace the rushing feeling about to crash over you, but it didn’t happen. Quite the opposite. You didn’t feel anything anymore. No tongue lapping you up, no hands massaging your hips, no cock filling your mouth. No, that was not quite right. You did feel something – the mattress below you were being pinned down on. Sam, who you had been sitting just moments before, was hovering over you now, strands of blonde hair sticking to his sweaty forehead, cheeks reddened and chest flushed with arousal, a grin on his wet lips as he stared down at you.
“So fucking pretty,” he cooed, licking over his lips, his hand wrapped around the base of his cock as he let the pierced tip run through your soppy wet folds. “My princess,” he sighed, sucking in a sharp breath through his teeth as the head of his dick caught your twitchy hole, swallowing down a thick glob of saliva that was threatening to spill past his lips, “I am so sorry…jus’ needed you on my cock s’badly, need that pretty fuckin’ cunt to swallow me whole, jus’- jus’ like thaaaat, fuck,” he whined as he pushed his tip past the ring of your cunt, his eyes rolling in the back of his skull. This surely wasn’t the first time the two of you fucked, but feeling your walls wrap around him always made the breath be knocked out of his lungs.
He took a gasping lungful of air as he slowly pushed forward, his eyes flickering from your face to your pussy, watching your sweet little cunt stretch to accommodate his size, back up to your face to see the dick-drunken look in your eyes. Another deep breath was needed before he could finally pull back, one of his hands wrapping around your ankle to push your leg back – he just needed deeper access, just needed all of you to wrap around him like the pretty little cocksleeve you were.
“My girl,” Sam croaked, soaking in the string of moans that fell from your lips, his hips starting to pump in and out of you slowly, letting the feeling of your wet gummy walls around him really sink in as he pulled back, just to be bottoming out inside of you completely again. Poor Sam was never able to keep up this slow pace for long, however. You simply were too much of a delicious treat for him to stay with this slow rock of hips, especially when you moaned his name like this – all stupid and needy. You pretty much didn’t give him any other choice than to hump into you quickly, filling you up just to pull back and fuck inside of you again in a fast pace, have your tits bounce as your eyes rolled, nails digging into his shoulders as you whined and begged for more. Really, he just needed to rut into you like his life depended on it, his dick had to bully your poor cunt, metal of his piercing dragging along your walls in a toe-curling caress. He simply loved you so much, and fucking you like this was the best way to show it, wasn’t it?
“Saaaahammm!” You whined, your hips snapping forward, nerve endings still raw and tingling from how close you had been before, but Sam did not let up. Your boyfriend pounded your cunt, his pierced tongue lulling out of his mouth, just to drag over your hardened nipple moments later, whimpering when your back arched toward him to have him suck it into his mouth.
The wet sounds of both his mouth sucking your nipple and your bodies meeting in a rough kiss didn’t veil what the two of you were doing, and your yells of his name only told the walls of the room who was fucking you so well, who made you see sparks with each thrust. “’M gonna cum! Sam, I am gonna cum! Fuck,” you cried, hips bucking helplessly to meet his thrust, to have him impossibly deeper, to take what was given to you. “Yes, baby, cum for me! Cum for me, make that cunt gush ‘round my cock, please, fuck, you are gonna gush around my cock,” he growled, moan rolling off his tongue as his dick pulsed.
Dick fucking into you roughly as your body began to tremble, taut muscles twitching as your back arched in again, your lower lip quivering as you tried to let a sound escape, but the force of your orgasm had you in a chokehold, leaving your brain empty and vocal chords unmoved until finally, a high-pitched cry of his name tore from you, your cunt spasming around his cock, pretty walls massaging his girthy shaft.
“That’s it, princess, hoooo, that’s fucking iiiit.” The groaned words were drawled, his own orgasm having his balls pull tight toward his body, breaths coming out in quick puffs. You looked up at him with love in your eyes, the high of your orgasm having blown the thoughts from your mind, and Sam was not holding up much better. He couldn’t think about anything but how much he loved you, and each soft smack of the pendant against his lean chest served him as another reminder.
“Gonna fill ya up, baby, all the way. You want my cum, hm? Want me to fuck my cum into that pretty cunt, yes? Come on,” he whispered, squishing your cheek with gentle fingers, small moan of appreciation sounding when you nodded eagerly. So dumb and yet so greedy for his dick and cum, weren’t you? Fuck.
A sudden hitch in his breath as Sam fucked deep inside of you, humping into your cunt without pulling out much, craving to cum as deep inside of you as humanly possible. “Saaaam, please. Need your cum!” You sobbed, toes curled and legs shaking. Sam couldn’t hold back anymore, cock twitching as thick ropes of cum filled your cunt. Quick breaths were pressed through Sam’s teeth, his hips working his sensitive dick into your cunt to truly stuff you full as your clenching walls worked on milking him nothing but dry. Slurred words tumbled from his lips, produced by his fuck-drunken brain and not at all coherent, but they didn’t need to be for you to understand them as praise, welcoming them with a weak moan as your body trembled as you neared overstimulation.
Your boyfriend’s thrusts slowed inside of you, becoming more of lazy drags and small shoves as he looked into your eyes, his hand slowly guiding your leg back on the mattress, instead finding your cheek to cup as he finally stilled inside your abused little pussy.
You both stayed like that for a while, silently staring into one another eyes, basking in the sweaty aftermaths of your orgasms, before the blond finally leaned down to press a kiss on your slightly swollen lips. “Happy Valentine’s Day, baby,” he whispered, when you finally parted, making you chuckle weakly. “Happy Valentine’s, Sammy,” you whispered, cleavage flushed, looking like an absolute angel, and he knew he was fucking done for.
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Sam won, I guess you'll see him tomorrow! Thank you for your participation! <3

#stardew valley#stardew valley smut#stardew valley fanfic#sdv fanfic#sdv#sdv sam#Stardew Valley Sam#Sdv Sam#sdv sam x reader
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✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas 2024 - Masterlist ⋆☾✩⁺₊✩
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 1st of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩ Leah (SDV) x Fem!Reader
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 2nd of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩' Sebastian x Fem!Reader
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 3rd of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩ Sam (SDV) x Fem!Reader
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 4th of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩ Leah(SDV) x Fem!Reader
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 5th of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩ Penny (SDV) x GN!Reader
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 6th of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩ Maru (SDV) x Fem!Reader
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 7th of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩ Shane (SDV) x Fem!Reader
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 8th of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩ Alex (SDV) x Fem!Reader
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 9th of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩ Shane (SDV) x Fem!reader
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 10th of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩ Emily (SDV) xFem!reader
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 11th of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩ Harvey (SDV) x reader
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 12th of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩ Alex (SDV) x GN!Reader
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 13th of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩ Haley x Fem!Reader
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 14th of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩ Alex (SDV) x Fem!Reader
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 15th of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩ Sam (SDV) x Fem!Reader
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 16th of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩ Abigail x GN!Reader
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 17th of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩ Sam (SDV) x Fem!Reader
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 18th of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩ Elliott x GN!Reader
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 19th of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩ Sebastian (SDV) x Fem!Reader
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 20h of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩ Penny(SDV) x Fem!Reader
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 21st of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩ Harvey (SDV) x Fem!Reader
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 22nd of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩ Shane (SDV) x Fem!HYBRID!Reader
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 23rd of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩ Elliott (SDV) x GN!Reader
✩⁺₊✩☽⋆Kinkmas - 24th of December⋆☾✩⁺₊✩
#stardew valley#sdv#SDV#stardew valley x reader#stardew valley x reader smut#stardew valley bachelors#stardew valley bachelors x reader#sdv bachelors#sdv bachelors x reader#stardew valley bachelorettes#sdv bachelorettes#stardew valley bachelorettes x reader#sdv bachelorettes x reader#stardew valley sebastian#sdv sebastian#stardew valley sam#sdv sam#stardew valley shane#sdv shane#stardew valley elliott#sdv elliott#stardew valley alex#sdv alex#stardew valley harvey#sdv harvey#stardew valley abigail#sdv abigail#stardew valley leah#sdv leah#stardew valley penny
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We listen and we don't judge:
Comin' In Hot - Hollywood Undead
Overcompensate - Twenty One Pilots
Routines In The Night - Twenty One Pilots
Breaking Dishes - Rihanna
I Miss Having Sex But At Least I Don't Wanna Die Anymore - Waterpark
Rock Me - One Direction
Look Who's Laughing Now - Benjamin Ingrosso
Angel Of My Dreams - Jade
Navigating - Twenty One Pilots
Backslide - Twenty One Pilots
Thank you for the tag @sashiavi but we do not talk about 5 and 6.
Music Shuffle Game ~
Rules: shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and post the first 10 songs, then tag mutuals to do the same. Tagged By: @birdielouwho HELP WTF IS MY MUSIC TASTE
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Electric Shock - f(x)
Sweet True Lies - Beast In Black
幽霊東京 (Ghost City Tokyo) - Ayase
Heartache Melody - Electric Enemy
I Wanna Dance With Somebody - Whitney Houston
BANG BANG BANG - BIGBANG
The Hard Road - Hilltop Hoods
Time To Pretend - MGMT
OTONABLUE (First Take Version) - ATARASHII GAKKO!
月光 (Moonlight) - Tatsuya Kitani & Harumaki Gohan
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no pressure tags : @deepestnightcolor @neetily @chromic-acid @the-massive-simp
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did Pinterest just say "touch grass, queen" To me? Anyway, my favorite is the rats dancing
No pressure, but curious: @loverboykirstein @sinsydia @asophiamills
Name Challenge!
How to: Search your name in Pinterest, add "core" to it and search.
9 first results:
np tags: @pastelbunnelby, @lunallaa, @cosmoscoffeee
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Have a lovely day, you all <3
#sdv#stardew valley#stardew valley fanfic#sdv fanfic#stardew valley smut#stardew valley farmer#sdv sam#sdv bachelors#sdv elliott#sdv x reader#sdv shane#sdv harvey#sdv Alex
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Mwah mwah mwah mwahnnn kissy kissy kiss mwah
if the making out gifs weren't so cringe you'd get one.
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