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Mutuals do this

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Capybara says, "Yeah, and?"

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This. Remind me to make the House/Wilson vid to Becky by Be Your Own Pet.

house may be a 50+ year old man but the levels of toxic codependency and yearning he has with wilson practically makes him the same as a 16 year old teen girl lesbian

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Lmao

Two things: 1. There was a great Tumblr post about how House MD is the one adaptation from Holmes pov which is why it is so much hornier about Watson/Wilson.

2. Yes. I have written a fanfic about that (it all being Wilson's dream):

https://archiveofourown.org/works/176423

End of House Fan Theories

RSL and Hugh Laurie hear and react to a fan theory about House, MD all being a dream. Robert reacts in his very dry humor way.

Check out my RSL YouTube masterlist!

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Lolol - re-wearing your wedding accessories to a work event is pretty worthy.

Robert Sean Leonard with Lisa Edelstein at the Fox TCA All-Stars Party (2009) wearing his “wedding tie”.

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What an odd month, getting way more RSL spottings than Martin Freeman spottings!q

Posted by Helen Hunt (@helenhunt) on Instagram today 03/25/25. Caption read: “Last week.”

Are you absolutely kidding me?! LOOK AT HIS SMILE!!!! I cannot believe this is the final week of Betrayal (after TWO extensions)!

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This is so my jam! Phenomenal write-ups. Poor little Old Unreliable, getting confused by dates and order of events. I bet he also forgets whether he has a wife or not, and where his injuries were. But he's clearly a loving biographer!

A while ago I had the idea to write descriptions of Holmeses (detectives) and Watsons (biographers) from across various adaptations, as though you're adopting them from an animal shelter.

Individual descriptions under the cut. Enjoy!

Holmeses:

Mr Brett

Mr Brett is very close to Canon and might throw some things around after being separated. With the right companion, though, he’ll thrive! Would prefer a single occupant home with lots of climbing space.

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Rathbone

An elegant detective, Rathbone does have a silly side! He loves to play tricks and mess around with rope toys. You will have to watch him while he plays because he will tie himself up more often than not.

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Howard

A fun-loving, giggly detective, Howard is a softy and very tactile. You will need at least two capes and deerstalkers available to allow for washing time, as he will insist on wearing one wherever he goes.

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RDJ

RDJ is a very messy detective and goes through terrible moods when he’s on his own. He’s a sweetheart and very heroic, but he will probably follow you into places you don’t want him to be! Buy some locks.

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Benedict

Benedict is a solitary creature, and has trouble making friends. He can be rude and off-putting but he is fiercely protective of the few people he likes. Might be willing to kill for you - try not to let him.

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Herlock Sholmes

Herlock Sholmes is very outgoing and enthusiastic! He is constantly seeking companionship and may end up adopting you instead. Will need lots of space for flailing and dancing.

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Merrison

A very talkative detective, Merrison can appear petulant at times - and he is! Once he knows you well enough he’ll become extremely devoted to you, even if he doesn’t show it very often.

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Canon

Canon is our most senior detective! He’s been adopted many times but unfortunately keeps returning to us. He may seem cold and aloof, but he's really very friendly and loves to curl up in a comfy chair!

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22nd Century (22C)

Something of a fish out of water, 22C will appreciate a home with lots of familiar elements he can use to ground himself. Suitable for someone with a regular routine and a space that he can claim as a retreat when he feels lost.

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Jonny Lee

Jonny Lee is a lap detective, but only once he is comfortable. You will need to let him come to you for affection, as he won’t accept it when offered. Get used to him bringing you “gifts”, even unpleasant ones; it means he likes you!

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Basil

Our smallest detective is nevertheless a big character! Animated and very quick, Basil would suit a small home as he doesn’t need a lot of space. Give him a few cheese crumpets and he’ll become your best friend.

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господин Livanov

господин Livanov will come and go as he pleases, but likes to be warm and cosy when he’s at home. He also loves to tease, and enjoys the occasional round of boxing! He would prefer a companion who can speak Russian.

Watsons

Burke & Hardwicke

Our bonded pair of biographers, Burke and Hardwicke are both sweethearts. You’ll rarely find one without the other. Both are very loyal and have a mischievous side. Don’t wake them up too early!

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Bruce

Bruce is perhaps not our smartest biographer, but he has a wicked sense of humour and is a friend to all. While occasionally clumsy and gruff, he will charge into danger to save you without a second thought.

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Crawford

Crawford rather enjoys getting into scrapes - though he’d never admit it! He tries to be the responsible one but never really puts his foot down. Make sure to have plenty of arnica on hand for his next black eye.

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Jude

One of our most independent biographers, Jude is still very loyal and willing to take up arms when asked, even if he seems a bit reluctant. Has a powerful side-eye and a bit of a gambling streak.

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Martin

Martin has a temper, especially when patronised or underestimated. Needs an experienced companion who can keep him occupied and challenge him. Make sure he feels appreciated or he may wander off.

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Iris Wilson

Iris is our youngest biographer and extremely intelligent for her age. She is still a child though, and can be a bit selfish and emotional. You will need to be encouraging and help her learn from her mistakes.

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Williams

Williams is a biographer seeking balance in his life. He is loving and fiercely loyal to Merrison, but he also has a strong independent streak. Usually a very affable character, but if he gets angry, you will know about it!

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Old Unreliable

Another of our seniors, this biographer can sometimes get confused about dates and the order of events. Just be patient with him and let him write in his own way. You’ll see how much of a conductor of light he can be!

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Robotson

Robotson didn’t have the best start in life - his previous owners didn’t realise he was a biographer! Thankfully he’s recovered and is now ready to make a home with a new companion. Will need someone dedicated to his routine maintenance.

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Lucy

Our only other female biographer, Lucy is very intelligent and has a wide range of skills, including hand to hand combat. She is also bilingual! She makes an ideal companion, but watch out for signs of distress e.g. dyeing her hair blonde.

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David Q. Dawson

This decorated and distinguished pocket-sized biographer would be perfect for a smaller home. David is very polite and will do whatever you ask of him, but he doesn’t respond well to being shouted at. Cat-free household preferred.

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господин Solomin

Though quite taciturn, господин Solomin is a sweetheart and quick to forgive. He’s very curious - try dropping hints about what you do for a living, and see if he guesses correctly! Provide lots of paper for his notes and doodles.

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Also "cheaper than in their home countries" please let me know when you find this mythical country that has higher prices than the US for medical care for foreign visitors.

Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.

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Bess Armstrong hubba hubba

Watching a TV show and the guest star this episode is Bess Armstrong, which reminded me how huge a crush I had on her as a teenager when I saw her in Barefoot in the Park. 😍 😘 hot hot hot

And Barbara Barrie too. I didn't see my attraction for what it was at the time -- thanks, 1980s bi erasure -- but, YEAH.

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In October 2009, Sara Hess also tweeted out (can't remember why) this picture of RSL's lunch. Very me-coded.

a collection of tweets from sara hess, including rsl's apparently notable love of banana cream pie

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Ok, it's archeology, not paleontology, but this reminds me of the Bruiser sketch.

I don’t know how to describe it but this is exactly what paleontologists are supposed to look like

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i feel like a lot of discourse around identities could just be boiled down to “you could not pay me to care about this”

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For all my Johnlock BBC/Martin Freeman mutuals including @inevitably-johnlocked and @safedistancefrombeingsmart

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I don't ship them except in an AU where everyone in PPTH wakes up one day in a body that's the "opposite sex" from assigned gender at birth. Then I adore them fucking, and they get engaged about 24 hours after they first sleep together because they're both the compest-het ever. (They break up after about six months when Cameron, back in her regular body, realizes she doesn't want to actually full-time parent the kids she impregnated Wilson with. She pays child support and takes the twins one weekend a month, but is otherwise pretty hands-off.)

Goodnight. These mfs are ao fucking gay

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@cosmictuesdays @ixquicslair @topaz-eyes @asynca

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Literally sobbing. A judge, a US judge defended us. A judge brought up intersex people, uaing the term intersex, to *defend* us by not allowing our erasure. I'm having a lot of feelings right now