deelaundry
"Wants the world to make sense."
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THIS IS AN 18+ BLOG - NSFW content may appear at any time - I am probably older than your mother.  Autistics are my people.   Continually battling aginst the Be Yourself (But Not Like That) ethos.
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deelaundry · 3 days ago
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A few other benefits for people:
Might find a new comfy kind of clothing to enjoy
Might find something that makes you look better (e.g., eyeliner)
Men can get used to/build up their wardrobe for cosplaying certain historical figures
Irritates queerphobic and misogynistic relatives
Pushes more attire into being gender-neutral aka jeans for everyone! (Y'all do not understand how frowned on it was for a girl not to wear dresses in my youth)
DM me if you want to talk about the pleasures and satisfaction of gender play (I have fic recs)
more cishet people should crossdress. builds a vibrant ecosystem
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deelaundry · 4 days ago
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Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties: The Bubbles And The Shitrockers Story" UK Premiere
Martin Freeman attends "Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties: The Bubbles And The Shitrockers Story" UK premiere at Abbey Road Studios on November 18, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Jeff Spicer/Getty Images)
Ooh, I didn't expect that today. 😃The brown suit suits him well.
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deelaundry · 4 days ago
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"He's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker!
He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"
I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.
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deelaundry · 6 days ago
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And for the "Wilson is gay, not bi" crowd
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House MD fanvids for the 20th anniversary
To celebrate the 20th anniversary of House MD's premiere, share with me your favorite House fanvids from the past 20 years. All ships and non-ship vids welcome!
Here's one (by me) celebrating all 170+ Patients of the Week (canon-typical medical horror, blood, bugs, unreality, etc.).
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And one portraying Sam's thoughts in her arc in S6-S7.
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deelaundry · 6 days ago
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House MD fanvids for the 20th anniversary
To celebrate the 20th anniversary of House MD's premiere, share with me your favorite House fanvids from the past 20 years. All ships and non-ship vids welcome!
Here's one (by me) celebrating all 170+ Patients of the Week (canon-typical medical horror, blood, bugs, unreality, etc.).
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And one portraying Sam's thoughts in her arc in S6-S7.
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deelaundry · 6 days ago
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Lol, decades ago when online life wasn't even a thing, I was talking with co-workers, basically a "hear me out" for celebrities and a woman piped in like, "Hear me out, Brad Pitt." She didn't understand why that stopped all conversation.
Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.
Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.
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deelaundry · 6 days ago
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"The sheer number of gay jokes is frankly remarkable, but none of it is nasty – and what else are you going to write when two of your male actors have that much chemistry? (If House was remade now, I suspect the only thing that would change is House and Wilson would not have settled just for a proposal and would actually get married.)"
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deelaundry · 7 days ago
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deelaundry · 9 days ago
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Lol that the second poll makes me think of the Kinsey scale, with the use of the word "incidental." Anyway, I like putting Blorbos into Situations, wordplay, and making dick jokes. So... None of these options/I'm bald?
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deelaundry · 9 days ago
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So John should be saying, "Where his bollocks were" XD
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221 Spelling Bee
Bullock (noun): a young bull. Note that the first four letters spell "bull" as in male cow!
Bollocks (noun): slang for testicles or nonsense. Note that the "ollo" kind of looks like...uh...
"Anderson's theory that the bullock committed the murder is absolute bollocks!"
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deelaundry · 9 days ago
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For antidepressants to take effect, it takes consistent usage for at least a few weeks. My belief is that Wilson always dosed BOTH cups of coffee with antidepressants so no matter which one House got, House would get the medicine. So Wilson took his own regular dose via coffee for weeks if not longer.
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House drugged that coffee btw
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deelaundry · 12 days ago
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And one of them is apparently played by a guy faking the American accent? which is fascinating.
I love learning about the gay firefighters solely third hand from my dash I hope I never see one minute of this actual show because it would ruin it. They all look identical and I’m not sure how many of them are actually involved at this point. All of their names are Brad. I’m happy for whatever occurred for them tonight.
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deelaundry · 12 days ago
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deelaundry · 12 days ago
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Attacking fascism is the hill I want to live on until all fascist impulses are gone (aka forever).
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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
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deelaundry · 12 days ago
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That means President Vance. Not super keen on that either.
trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog
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deelaundry · 12 days ago
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did you have your shit together at 20?
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deelaundry · 18 days ago
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I think they are waiting for the school bus (which is a boat).
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