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ominous flask I found at a Goodwill in Phoenix AZ

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Lmao also Thirteen being like, "Dads!" and rolling her eyes because it's embarrassing when your parents are affectionate with each other.

I love the idea of Wilson repeatedly kissing the grey marks on Houses chin. Ughhhhh love them

(Pic for reference)

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House is scared bcus the forest nymphs didn't taught him anything

|| tit for tat. you made me one, so I gift one for you too @ihopeicanchangethislater05 ||

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If you like books, Strong Women Stay Young / Strong Women Stay Slim have great, easy-to-implement weight programs. The books specifically say to start with cans from your pantry.

women should lift weights because it prevents osteoporosis in old age and makes you a more capable person in everyday life please shut up about butts and waists and hourglasses i'm going to fucking kill

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Lmao, yeah, RSL is oblivious to subtext and socially awkward, not homophobic.

Just saw someone call RSL homophobic because of his joke on some House q&a so I took deep dive into what is true

Alright first of all, results of what I have found, he's not homophobic yall can calm down :)

So I went through said interview where he said smth like "is everyone obsessed w homosexuality" honestly I can see why someone could think of it as something homophobic but turns out it was just one of his jokes, he has this interesting sense of humor I think that's common knowledge about him. Then I searched for more interviews on said topic and turns out he just really doesn't ship Hilson, and basically sees it as queerbaiting, which is why he doesn't like it. Also if he was homophobic I think he definitely wouldn't play gay roles in actually a lot of movies.

So yeah for peace of our souls, he's just a chill ally guy.

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My reason: I want his lesbian wardrobe

reasons im going to fight chris pine

does interviews without shoes on

eyes are TOO blue

used the word “cesura” in a real sentence

cried during the notebook

exclusively uses the unicorn emoji

desert hooker

“what a strange, sad day it’s been”

smile too perfect

looks too good with glasses. does nothing to stop blueness of eyes. Unfair

his middle name is “whitelaw” mgfggfucgf????

he was an english major, i could probably fight an english major and win

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"Other people's feelings are very, very, very, very important. Margaret has been told this all the time since she was a baby. ... There is also the case of strong feelings not being always important because calming down is the most important."

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I would love it if you did, but I think that's the only line about accounting, just fyi

So, I work very closely with medical billers. From experience i can say any medical billers at PPTH would fucking HATE house and his team.

Like how the FUCK do we justify all of these treatments and tests to insurance😭😭😭.

Gunna have to add a new adjustment reason code called “HOUSE” just to adjust off the bullshit he puts patients through. I am absolutely positive that man consumes millions in hospital funds.

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Yes, it's just the clinic. Cuddy yelled at House quite a lot about billings, and her episode "5 to 9" was all about her negotiating with insurance companies. Also, "free" means free to the patient; it doesn't mean the hospital won't try to get someone to pay for it if they can." (I know you get this @choco-worms 🙂 just explaining for everyone else)

So, I work very closely with medical billers. From experience i can say any medical billers at PPTH would fucking HATE house and his team.

Like how the FUCK do we justify all of these treatments and tests to insurance😭😭😭.

Gunna have to add a new adjustment reason code called “HOUSE” just to adjust off the bullshit he puts patients through. I am absolutely positive that man consumes millions in hospital funds.

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Urge to annotate

@topaz-eyes @cosmictuesdays @ixquicslair @shutterbug-12 and anyone else who was fannish more than 10 years ago

Most of my fanfic output was from 2006-08, and now I have this urge to go back and annotate everything. "A fax machine was..." "A pager was..." "The job of receptionist was... and writing notes on paper was common" "You couldn't take pictures on a phone, and digital storage was rare. Most people had their pictures 'developed' or printed onto special thick paper, even their most casual snapshots, which is a term that was used at the time to mean..."

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Lmao I used to work on projects related to US provider payment, and I thought about this the entire time watching House. They addressed it one time (!) in the show when he and Stacy went to Baltimore to talk to Medicare about his billing (which, it still makes me mad they flew but that's a different thing) but that was it.

Similarly:

Deborah Fields from Accounting: “I’m trying to process this expense report. Now I know what the common definition of ‘lock picks’ is, but what does the term mean medically?”

(Fic warning for Major Character Death)

So, I work very closely with medical billers. From experience i can say any medical billers at PPTH would fucking HATE house and his team.

Like how the FUCK do we justify all of these treatments and tests to insurance😭😭😭.

Gunna have to add a new adjustment reason code called “HOUSE” just to adjust off the bullshit he puts patients through. I am absolutely positive that man consumes millions in hospital funds.

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This happens in House MD!

it’s so enjoyable to see how Watson’s always curled up in the corner, snoozing away…while Holmes just, being Holmes and contemplating

i call them ‘that doctor who tries to keep up with normal human needs and his sleepless maniac detective roommate.’

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Plot twist: the couple who fall in love includes only one of the people involved in causing the pregnancy. The other pregnancy-instigating person feels great that the couple get together. The abortion is non-traumatic, everyone involved is happy about it, just fluff all the way through. Conflict in the story is, idk, the tire on their car gets a puncture and oh no maybe they'll be late. Villain is an asshole local politician who wants to stick their nose in for no good reason; villain gets easily dispatched by the power of pragmatism and minding your own business.

there's an extremely niche plot in romance fiction wherein our invariably heterosexual leads fall in love after a night of passion leads to an unplanned pregnancy and they're now bound together by an impending child. I cast no judgment on anyone who enjoys this, but since I'm an evil gay and this is my personal nightmare scenario I want to see a zany romance novel premised on the opposite resolution: a couple falls in love while on a whirlwind roadtrip to obtain a legal abortion

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guys i just got the best anon ever idk if i can post this i want to keep it framed in my inbox forever.

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I'm happy for her. One of the interviews said she has Generalized Anxiety Disorder, and I would guess that makes social media even more stressful. Grateful for her sharing with us when she did.

Heyy, have you seen new rachel's post? I feel sorry for her actually! I kinda imagine she's deleting socials for too insults: at least, i guess. :(

Yes, I saw it. Smart woman. Good for her.

Oh, I saved this pic earlier today. The ig account is gone now.

I am happy for her. She does not need the negativity that (many) social media platforms bring. But I am going to miss the occasional glimpse into hers and Martin's life. 🥹

Thanks for the ask.

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If this gets 500 notes I’ll enter into the New Jersey state fair with my baked goods this year