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when people say they relate to ed, stede or jim my first thoughts are: ADHD, autism, and trans. but if someone says even a word about enjoying buttons I always think cannibalism.

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job interview

employer: so how would you describe yourself?

me, in a jean-ralphio voice: 🎶the woooooorst🎶

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*Chris Traeger Voice*: My life is LITerally falling apart

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angel lol

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computer unfreezes

“oh are you done? you’re done having a hissyfit now? you’re ready to function like a reasonable machine?”

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the token gay friend? no, u misheard me. i’m the tolkein gay friend. i’m gay and i love lord of the rings

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the second disney movie no one asked for

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the disney movie no one asked for

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Did you do anything fun Saturday night? Well, all the guys from my barbershop quartet are dead, so no, not really.

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His smile makes me melt.

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me as a firefighter: *blasts burnin’ up by the jonas brothers on the aux cord instead of turning on the siren*

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Signs as Andy Dwyer Gifs

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

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the signs and what they're always a slut for

Aries: Doritos

Taurus: cute boys and girls

Gemini: television shows

Cancer: memes

Leo: meaningful friendships

Virgo: Chris Evans

Libra: money

Scorpio: French fries

Sagittarius: astrology posts

Capricorn: movies

Aquarius: music

Pisces: small animals

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# dis bitch