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butch wallpaper i made :) - feel free to use!!!

i made this for my lock screen and put a picture of me and my femme from new years on my home screen <3

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i just hope dykes like me. thats what its all about really

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Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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when people say they relate to ed, stede or jim my first thoughts are: ADHD, autism, and trans. but if someone says even a word about enjoying buttons I always think cannibalism.

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job interview

employer: so how would you describe yourself?

me, in a jean-ralphio voice: 🎶the woooooorst🎶

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*Chris Traeger Voice*: My life is LITerally falling apart

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angel lol

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computer unfreezes

“oh are you done? you’re done having a hissyfit now? you’re ready to function like a reasonable machine?”

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the token gay friend? no, u misheard me. i’m the tolkein gay friend. i’m gay and i love lord of the rings

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the second disney movie no one asked for

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the disney movie no one asked for

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Did you do anything fun Saturday night? Well, all the guys from my barbershop quartet are dead, so no, not really.

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His smile makes me melt.