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Wish there was a better social shorthand for “I’m sure they’re a lovely person in their own way but we are so baseline incompatible that being around them longer than five minutes makes me feel like exploding into smithereens.”

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i think lesbians should be able to teleport

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Its so joever

(i miss learning playing piano TvT)

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the more i try to explain gender to cis people the more i understand plato's allegory of a cave

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Self care is watching this with sound

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God I fucking wish I'd seen a video like this 5 years ago

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I fucking hate game apps. I wanted to play tetris the otherday so I figured there must be a simple tetris app out there its the most basic game. But every app is like heres your daily log in bonus of 10 gold! You get 5 free plays a day. Here's an ad. To replay a level costs 1 diamond. You can eart gold by earning points in levels. 1000 points = 1 gold. You can exchange 550 gold for one diamond but we have a sale right now that they only cost 500 gold. Heres an ad. You can buy a loot crate of diamonds for 5.99$! You leveled up! Heres 1 free diamond. Youve run out of free replays for today, would you like to buy some more diamonds? Heres your daily tasks, make sure to log in every day this month for a free reward chest. its free! Heres an ad. Would you like to sign up for this credit card to recieve 10 free diamonds? Invite a friend and you can earn points! Ding! Youve leveled up. Heres an ad. This is our special bonus play weekend, you get one free replay and a pack of diamonds only costs 4.99$. You can use your gold to purchase new skins for the tetris blocks. This ones shaped like cats! It costs 100 diamonds. You need to collect them all. Free to play, may be some in-app purchases.

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dramatically and violently turns into a werewolf and then continues doing the same thing I was doing before

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WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY HIM

is this your card?

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i'm bisexual because i'm attracted to both flesh and machinery

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Oh my god that's fucking hilarious

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play with my little kitty cat ears. just a little bit...

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Girl Tintin