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me: [walks into a psychic’s shop and slams down my tarot cards] it’s time to duel

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*   MOULIN   ROUGE   SENTENCE   STARTERS  !

CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / AS YOU SEE FIT !

❝ Silly of me, to think y-you could fall in love with someone like me. ❞

❝ Can’t fall in love? But a life without love, that-that-that’s terrible! ❞

❝ Come what may… come what may. I will love you, until my dying day! ❞

❝ It’s a little bit funny this feeling inside. ❞

❝ The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. ❞

❝ I’m not one of those who can easily hide… ❞

❝ You’re free to leave me, but just don’t deceive me. ❞

❝ Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love. ❞

❝ I went to my typewriter, I sat down, and I wrote our story. ❞

❝ I’m paid to make men believe what they want to believe. ❞

❝ You’re going to be bad for business, I can tell. ❞

❝ The difference between you and I is that you can leave anytime you choose. ❞

❝ If I should die… this very moment.. I wouldn’t fear.  ❞

❝ Outside it may be raining, but in here it’s entertaining! ❞

❝ You can hardly blame me for trying to hide, uh, Christian away. ❞

❝ We’re creatures of the underworld. We can’t afford to love. ❞

❝ And in the end should someone die? ❞

❝ It’s not that I’m a jealous man, I just don’t like other people touching my things! ❞

❝ The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. ❞

❝ Stand your ground for freedom, beauty, truth & love. ❞

❝ All right! No problems! Go back to work! ❞

❝ The hills are incarnate with symphonic melodies! ❞

❝ Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself. ❞

❝ She suddenly had a terrible desire…to go to a priest and…confess her sins. ❞

❝ It’s nothing. It’s just an infatuation… it’s nothing. ❞

❝ Things aren’t always the way they seem. ❞

❝ Love is a many-splendored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong! ❞

❝ Don't…leave me this way. I can’t survive, without your sweet love, oh baby… ❞

❝ I was made for loving you, baby, you were made for loving me. ❞

❝ Just one night, give me just one night. ❞

❝ In the name of love, one night in the name of love. ❞

❝ Love makes us act like we are fools. ❞

❝ We could be heroes … Just for one day. ❞

❝ We should be lovers, and that’s a fact. ❞

❝ You’d think that people would have had enough of silly love songs. ❞

❝ Well, what’s wrong with that? ❞ 

❝ Just because I … will always love you. ❞

❝ Love is just a game. ❞

❝ Please don’t start that again. ❞

❝ The only way of loving me, baby, is to pay a lovely fee.. ❞

❝ The greatest thing, you’ll ever learn, is just to love, and be loved … in return. ❞

❝ I know what love is, only because I long for it with every fiber of my being. ❞

❝ It will be rehearsed in the morning, ready for the opening tomorrow night… ❞

❝ I don’t like this ending… ❞

❝ All my life you made believe I was only worth what someone would pay for me! ❞

❝ But there was only one problem…..I’ve never been in love! ❞

❝ The most beautiful of all these was the woman I loved. ❞

❝ We could be heroes, forever and ever! … We could be heroes, forever and ever! ❞

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nine doing a tarot reading for someone she has a crush on: omg the two of cups... what are u doing there... and the LOVERS ??? wow must be a sign huh....

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MULTIMUSE ASK MEME

send ❔ and i’ll list a couple muses that i’d like to throw at yours!

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Can I get to know you

I don’t recommend it

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🔮✨ hexing you all to send me memes or perish

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I tried to send my stressed out girlfriend a supportive message about how smart and talented she is but my idiot fingers only typed “youre snart” before pressing send

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𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙  𝖜𝖊  𝖉𝖔  𝖎𝖓  𝖙𝖍𝖊  𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖘  𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖘.

these are taken from the show with the same title, may have triggering mentions, please read and reblog with caution, feel free to adjust any that you deem necessary.

tonight is a good night for the other guy, not me, to die.

this is not a joke!

they would call me the relentless because i would never relent.

being a vampire’s familiar is like being a best friend.

i would like us to get a colorful dust that sparkles.

get me some glitter.

i want to do something special for the immortal one’s arrival.

i am going to sprinkle it on my face and on my body. like twilight.

do you remember that first time we made love?

it was so passionate, i accidentally cut off your head.

all secret meetings take place in the fancy room.

you know what i’ve always wanted to try?

you’re protecting a vast empire.

we’ve been very careful not to stand out.

am i a morning person? that would be an enthusiastic yes.

we all know that sounds cool.

from panera bread you came, and to panera bread you shall return.

what is “arise” again? control-alt-seven?

my friends have noticed mood swings, unusual cravings -

it’s become pretty clear to me that i’m becoming a vampire.

i have this urge to turn my roommate to shreds…

the smell of beef and sulphur is overwhelming.

i could smell it on him, it comes from the groin.

i could sense he was getting more and more sad recently.

vampires have huge respect for owls.

they don’t give a “hoot” where they dump their scat.

vampires love virgins. it’s their favorite food.

fuck that guy for making me think i need to act more aloof!

vampire roommates… they’re forever.

what kind of goat sorcery is this?

i’m not really sure what my deal is.

i’m not going to do this if he’s pissing on the wall.

are you leaving with us?

we were so poor we used to used donkey dong for fuel.

i can’t stand up, if you know what i mean.

what the fuck would anyone want with canada?

i would like us to get a colorful dust that sparkles.

we should feast on virgin blood.

you might bite someone, and then you think ‘ooh, those are some nice pants!’.

vampires don’t like nuns.

when you become a vampire, you become very…sexy.

this is what happens when you’re a vampire. you have to watch everyone die.

we’re vampires. we don’t put down towels.

at first i wanted to kill him, but now i’m glad i spent time to get to know him.

ooh! bat fight!

just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!

at the start i was like ‘oh no, like i'm– i’m dead’.

it’s kinda affected my friendship with normal people and my family and stuff.

the movie ’twilight’. have you seen it?

what, i can’t sunbathe? i can’t watch daytime TV?

i’m over being a vampire. it’s shit, so don't…don’t believe the hype.

you have not done the dishes for five years!

it’s unacceptable to have so many bloody dishes all over this bench like there.

i’m so embarrassed when people come over here.

you bring them over, you kill them!

i think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.

the neighbors can see you flying around the house.

do you want to draw attention to this house, hmm?

you’ve got a whole documentary group following you around.

we’re werewolves, not swear-wolves.

shut up! you’re not twilight!

you can’t go to the ball as blade. he’s a vampire hunter.

you will not eat the camera guy!

you ruined it. i was in the zone.

what are you doing tonight? are you going to kill some perverts?

wait, let’s kill them.

i go for a look which i call dead but delicious.

get away from the sunlight!

why don’t you go smell your own crotches, huh?

more police will come. possibly even christains, which is totally the last thing we need.

we drank the blood of some people but the people were on drugs.

we drank – – we’ve done some drug blood.

you are supposed to support me when i want to kill someone!

someday they will all be dead.

how many more women have you slept with that just have long, dark hair?

this is horse piss. we are vampires.

you are a lying piece of old cabbage!

i mean, how old are you, nine – ninety?

do you have long left, do you think?

but a ghost? that’s where we draw the line.

maybe i should just bring a broom down here for you.

you have a very, very special power.

dracula’s in the house!

i’m sorry, vampires are real but ghosts are not?

i just want to make sure we’re on the same page.

witches are near.

the witches have been toying with our rugs again.

please get some witch-proof carpet tape and tape that rug down!

i am a little disappointed i didn’t get to be a american citizen.

i was really looking forward to buying a gun.

oh, you don’t need to be a citizen to get a gun. they’ll give those to anyone.

get up and stand on this ceiling like a man.

it’s quite amazing to see how far technology can go forward if you’re not paying attention.

i have been very unhappy since you left.

i just want to know what i can do to bring you back home.

it’s very difficult for me to say, so just let me get this out.

i smell death on you.

oh, that, that’s just my body spray. it’s axe.

you heard what he said. he knows we’re vampires.

we are just talking a nice shit together.

is there something you haven’t been telling us?

don’t care what the fuck your name is.

this was probably the way he wanted to go.

you know, when you care about someone and they just walk out the door.

that’s the tenth vampire i killed this month!

i can’t tell him i’m a vampire killer because then he’d have to kill me.

can you dust more quietly please? i’m trying to sleep.

all we need to do is send that to ten friends or foes by sunrise and the curse will be lifted.

where are we going to get the email addresses, the email address shop?

i’m guessing that’ll be closed this time of night.

i was just checking my emails, i didn’t know it would be full of curses!

i swear i am going to rip that man into shreds and make a dress out of it.

i’ve been watching a lot of shark tank lately.

there’s no such thing as vampire killers, you knob lord.

yes, i suppose i am a little bit stressed.

all i need is myself. i’m my own best friend now.

it’s like their souls are dead or something.

who doesn’t want to be a vampire?

you haven’t had an original idea since 1925.

come over here and put your neck in my mouth.

you have to get up and do it ‘cause i can’t get up.

what is this feeling i am feeling?

grief. i don’t care for it.

would you mind staying with me for a few moments, just until i fall asleep?

i don’t wish to be murdered in my slumber.

that’s very frowned upon in the vampire community.

i want you to know that you are my friend.

okay, you’re getting into some of your personal issues now.

i found out that my own familiar was killing vampires.

we should finish each other off and tell no one?

why is there all this dust on the floor in the shape of a body?

were you trying to make a girlfriend out of dust?

i will kill you! i will absolutely kill you!

the issue here is that i’m an invader and i was invading.

if you’re going to eat a victim on my nice, clean couch put down some newspaper!

well, that didn’t go so great. i hit the main artery, so yeah, it’s a real mess.

don’t look, my sweet darling, it’s too dangerous.

vampires have had a pretty bad rep.

we’re not these mopey old creatures who live in castles- well some.

they’re like one big circle just biting each other’s dicks.

you know they don’t even wear shirts, they were blouses.

well, what’s your power?

i am an excellent crawler.

we will never forget that battle.

well, are you gonna be alright without me?

that is worse than a bible- that burns my eyes.

we are the bait but we’re also the trap.

i’m not a total monster.

i became a vampire at sixteen. that is why i always look sixteen.

i have received a message from a slouching beast in the night!

do you think i might have rabies now?

a church. makes me nervous to say the word.

i’m going to check my hotmail.

password? what is my password?

it’s a glitter portrait. it’s a portrait made from glitter.

look, its you! i made you a vampire.

i think he’s going to make me a vampire.

this is always really scary part for me.

so it’s 6pm in the night time… which is when i wake up. 

i don’t want to know about that. stop gloating.

what are you doing with your hand? how dare you!

do you have any proof of this wild accusation?

while you were out running your errand, we were in very serious danger.

we could have been killed tonight, did you know that?

this is my office, also known as the hunting ground.

energy vampires drain people’s energy just by talking to them.

i don’t know about you, old chap, but i have raging hard on.

my darling, every time dough boy turns up, you start crying.

i decided to bite her and we’re going to be together forever.

we just thought ‘to hell with it’ you know?

well, don’t appear as a mist on the lawn then, you prick.

you can’t be fighting with werewolves on the lawn.

you’re still angry about that vampire that tried to eat you, aren’t you?

you promised you would turn me into a vampire.

it has been so long, you look the same.

it’s like they’re vampires or something.

to be honest, i don’t really care about being a vampire.

when i turn into a bat, there’s no real skill to it at all, i just shout ‘bat!’

your screaming disturbed me from my slumber.

you wouldn’t like it if a spider came to your house and dusted, would you?

save your confession until after i am dead.

why the hell would you be here for me?

there’s a fucking ghost on the front lawn!

i’ll do this just to show you how dumb you are.

i was being a vapor and i got sucked into an air purifier.

five spits for an enemy, lilith.

i haven’t slept in seventy - two hours.

now we are ready to go into town and party.

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hal upon first meeting nine: aren’t u supposed to say ‘i was expecting u’ cuz ur psychic? nine:

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are u supposed to fall more and more in love w/ ur own characters the more u write and think about them or is that just me

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sunhwa on her days off (which are like.. never) is that post where it’s like ur wearing a hawaiian shirt but you’ve got dark circles under ur eyes. like yeah i would love to relax but it’s just not realistic

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anne magill

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the dream thieves  book II of the raven cycle series  change tenses/pronouns as needed !! tw :  language ,  mental health ,  death ,  drugs

“Good thinking, maggot.”

“You never want to have any fun, old man.”

“That’s not fun, that’s trouble.”

“You are an unbelievable phone tramp.”

“Unlike some people, my sense of self-worth isn’t tied to my occupation.”

“I’m not going to be a sidekick.”

“I spit in it.”

“The only thing that gives me any joy is imagining the used car dealership he’ll be working at by the time he’s thirty.”

“Sacred smoke, cleanse the soul of this young woman before me and give her some common sense.”

“Is crack the same thing as speed?”

“I’ve done it once before. Die, I mean.”

“Do you eat all of the men in the family? Where do they go?”

“Because you’re supposed to inform people of your travel plans when you’re hiking on dangerous trails.”

“This is what my face always looks like.”

“It’s like vodka. It really depends on who’s doing it.”

“I’ve outgrown train wrecks.”

“You’re supposed to use your powers for good, you know!”

“I’m very nearly drunk enough to be transcendent.”

“That’s a place to lose your wallet. Or your virginity.”

“Maybe we can hurl some stuff into the underbrush! Or hit something! That solves everything! Maybe we can be really manly and break things!”

“What were you dreaming about?”

“How do you feel about doing something slightly illegal and definitely distasteful?”

“You’re a bastard and this doesn’t seem like typical bastard activity.”

“Don’t get used to it.”

“I am being perfectly fucking civil.”

“They always are. His panties, I mean. Twisted. Over it. And you.”

“I just… tell me something true about you.”

“I own a pair of bell-bottoms. And an orange disco shirt.”

“You were born in hell, you’re used to it.”

“What care is it of yours what I think of _____?”

“I’m the worst at pool ever! It’s wonderful.”

“What’s it like, being a seer?”

“What’s it like, being a hit man?”

“It pays the bills. But I prefer my poetry.”

“Sometimes it’s better with tongue.”

“It’s weird for me, ‘cause it’s you.”

“I don’t want to watch you die.”

“I have a super bad feeling.”

“It’s called being dead.”

“I’m going to be fucking patient with you because you’ve had a head injury.”

“I’m a fish who’s forgotten how to breathe in water.”

“It’s like you’re so keen on being ____, army of one.”

“I won’t take your pity!”

“Same thing I always want. To be entertained.”

“You didn’t throw up. Most people throw up after drinking that much.”

“You don’t know a damn thing about me.”

“I’ll teach you.”

“Hey, don’t touch my stuff.”

“Hey man, I’m sure he’ll like this one. And if he doesn’t, fuck him.”

“Dying’s a boring side effect.”

“You’re a player in his life.”

“Wait. You thought — it was never gonna be you and me.”

“There’s only with me or against me.”

“I will burn you down.”

“You’re going to have to be brave.”

“You’re being creepy. Maybe you mean to be, but in case you’re just being accidentally creepy, I thought I’d let you know.”

“I want to know why you won’t kiss me, and I don’t want a lie this time.”

“You two make a grand couple! Kiss him!”

“Well I don’t want to be just someone to kiss.”

“You really can be a raging feminist.”

“I didn’t tell you until just now because I realized it didn’t matter. Because it’s not gonna be you.”

“What’s new with you? Something terrible, I trust?”

“Because you and I, we’re both … wealthy in love.”

“Please don’t be angry.”

“In this light you … Jesus. Jesus. I’ve got to get my head straight.”

“And now we never speak of it again.”

“You don’t have to do this.”

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🔮✨ hexing you all to send me memes or perish

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i hope it’s love. i’m trying really hard to make it love. - jm @ nine

RICHARD SIKEN STARTERS !

    “if you have to try really hard then i’m not sure you can call it love.” she punctuates the statement with an emphatic shake-shake-shake! of her nearly empty slurpee cup at jm. it’s always so hard to get all the icy parts off the plastic sidewalls, so satisfying when you finally get them slurped up. “i mean, i’m not an overflowing well of experience when it comes to that junk, but it just seems like if it’s meant to be, it happens. right?” 

    now she fixes him with a pointed stare -- she’s not clairvoyant enough to know things about people just by looking at them, their thoughts, their memories, but she’s been in the tourist business long enough to spot signs of life on someone. nine looks, really looks, at jm, at his cracked fingernails, the blood and dirt at the cuticles, the dried flower tucked into his shirt pocket, the smudge of days old eyeliner at the watery inner corner of his eye. individually the little signs might mean nothing but all-together they scream nomadic! and searching! and dissatisfied! nine wonders what someone like jm has to be dissatisfied about.

    setting down the mostly-empty cup, nine leans behind her from where they’re sitting on the ground, tugging her worn backpack closer to them by the frayed, broken strap. from within she retrieves a little velveteen bag, the softness worried away in four places like the corners of a rectangle slightly bigger than her palm. from the pouch nine slides out a pack of tarot cards, shuffling them mindlessly from hand to hand. “wanna find out if it’s really love?”

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RICHARD SIKEN SENTENCE STARTERS   —   majority of quotes pulled the poetry book crush. feel free to make alternations.

if you love me, you don’t love me in a way i understand.

there are so many things i’m not allowed to tell you.

you say ‘i’ll give you anything,’ but you never come through.

please, for just one night, will you lie down next to me?

you wanted happiness. i can’t blame you for that.

i owe you, i owe you everything.

tell me you love this, tell me you’re not miserable.

you didn’t show up. i kept waiting.

why take more than we need? because we can.

i want to explain myself to myself in an understandable way.

people like to think war means something.

you are here, you are here, you’re still right here.

sorry about how i ruined everything by saying it out loud.

will you defend yourself?

let’s not talk about it, let’s just not talk.

how much can you change and get away with it, before you turn into someone else, before it’s some kind of murder?

i ran and i knew you wouldn’t catch me.

when you have nothing to say, set something on fire.

you still get to be the hero.

tell me how all this, and love too, will ruin us.

i’m bleeding, i’m not just making conversation.

eventually something you love is going to be taken away. 

you want a better story. who wouldn’t?

i hope it’s love. i’m trying really hard to make it love.

we are not dirty.

i will come back from the dead for you.

you are a fever i’m learning to live with.

do you want to go home now?

there’s nowhere to go.

i’d rather quit. i’d rather be sad.

unfortunately, we don’t have that kind of time.

you take the things you love and tear them apart.

there is no way to make this story interesting.

i don’t think i can take this much longer.

do you love yourself? 

sorry about the blood in your mouth. i wish it was mine.

even when i look away i am still looking.

i think i need to do this alone.

what more do you want?

you saved my life.

someone has to leave first.

i swear, i end up feeling empty, like you’ve taken something out of me.

will you love me even more when i’m dead?

your world doesn’t make sense.