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Havoc: I sleep with a knife under my pillow

Breda: Weak. I sleep with a gun under mine

Roy: You both are pathetic

Havoc: What killer weapon do you sleep with then, Mr. Badass?

Roy: Hawkeye

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This is so wholesome

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Turning Out parts 1 and 2 are aromantic theme songs someone please discuss this with me

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Open Heart

I started out knowing I’d have to suspend my disbelief for a good portion of this book, because I certainly didn’t expect 100% medical accuracy. Just when I was starting to enjoy the book.

I was even going along with their invention of Rhodes disease. But then they started demonizing “Big Pharma”, which is just an oversimplification of an immense problem in the healthcare system.

And then MC decides to steal an experimental treatment...because “Big Pharma” wants to keep profiting from a long-term treatment instead of developing a cure...and administers it to a patient without approval from the patient’s actual doctor, someone who would undoubtedly be more qualified to make a decision like that than the chronically ill patient and a team of first-year interns. In real life, there would be an actual reason why that treatment wasn’t developed by the company, and that would be the 40% mortality rate - the only way it would be approved for use in humans would be if the alternative was death, and in the case of this disease, it clearly wasn’t, since the patient had been living with the disease for years now.

The MC would have their medical license revoked for doing something like this - and rightly so. I would not want to be treated by a doctor like that.

Is the healthcare system flawed? Yes. Is PB allowed to take certain liberties while writing their work of fiction? Certainly. Are there other Choices books which have errors, inconsistencies, and inaccuracies? Of course. But there are people who are already wary of doctors, hospitals, pharma companies, and in many cases, modern medicine. With an issue as complex and sensitive as healthcare, I think it should be handled with more responsibility.

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crowley + calling aziraphale ‘angel’

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Can Agent M and Agent H just be buddy cops? Can I have Agent M just be a dope ass lesbian with her bisexual buddy being space cops? Please?

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Ok so, while their are gonna be people who will ship Agent M and Agent H, and that’s all dandy and valid, but I just have this deep NEED for them to just have a sibling type of relationship, cause honestly, They already have the whole,

“I’m gonna make fun of you for every single thing you do, but the moment someone else does, I’m gonna beat their heads in”

Type of vibe

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Did they have chemistry? Sure.

Did she spend the last twenty years trying to find a top secret organization, (hacked into a satellite to do so), become the first person to actually find said organization, convince them to hire her when they never “hire” people, go through training, to latch onto the first attractive agent she sees? ...yeah, no.

hot take: Men In Black: International is about a brilliant, bad ass ace woman who chooses her partner because she’s told he’s the best at the job, not because of his sex appeal

happy pride month

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Agent M is everything I need when I demand a strong female main character and I will fight anyone who attacks her.

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I’ve decided to challenge myself by listing things I actually liked in the Percy Jackson movies, so, off the top of my head, I enjoyed:

Logan Lerman’s stupid pretty face and his big gentle eyes

the way they showed the letters floating around and the greek translating was nice

Gabe was pretty spot on

Brandon T. Jackson really gave it his all to carry the movie and while he was nothing like book Grover and handled kinda problematic he was pretty funny

UMA THURMAN AS MEDUSA!!! Bitch!!!

the fact that when they were casting Chiron they didn’t know who to look for, and then some guy got bored and drew Pierce Brosnan as a centaur and the director saw and was like ‘he’s so majestic’, and then they essentially just mailed this doodle to Pierce Brosnan with a note saying ‘please’

Alexandra Daddario really made me feel how much Annabeth wanted her mother, tbh I didn’t get that from anyone else in the film

The Lotus Casino scene was iconic let’s be honest here

scaring the maid at that one hotel with Medusa’s head 

Persephone shouldn’t have been in the Underworld at all, but, she was being played by Rosario Dawson, and I love her, so I can’t complain

‘you’re just gonna burn that? we’re in a RECESSION!’

Percy making the water form into a trident and then stabbing Luke thru the neck with it…..I do love drama

Stanley Tucci as Dionysus…literally no one will ever be better cast, in anything. honest to God if they try to re-do the series and he doesn’t come back what’s the point

opening the second film with ‘Light ‘Em Up’ blaring as Percy does some complicated demigod obstacle course….for that one moment in time, they really, truly knew what we Wanted

Clarisse!! 

That fucking demigod starbucks scene….honestly that’s EVERYTHING I’ve ever wanted lmao @ rick get one in the books please

Nathan Fillion making a Firefly joke in the year 2013

the fact that they didn’t want to keep animating Tyson’s eye so they had ‘sprayable mist’ was so stupid it was hilarious 

the three sister’s taxi scene was good

“What are you doing??? DON’T WALK ON MY ROOF!” why was that line so funny

Percy surfing without a surf board

that one scene on Polyphemus’s island where they’re all in a very slow moving roller coaster car and Percy, Annabeth and Tyson all start singing ‘It’s A Small World After All’ just to annoy Clarisse skshjdjkd

when Kronos just fucking…..ate Luke sjfkdjkdsfkj I’m sorry it was hilarious 

anyway that’s all I got right now lmao

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Everyone accusing Good Omens of queerbaiting is reaaaaly showing that they don’t care about any type of queer relationship other than a cis gay allosexual alloromantic one huh…

Like it’s quite clearly some form of queer-platonic relationship, they are shown to have platonic/demiromantic feelings for each other, that has also evolved into a full life partnership.

There are various possible interpretations of their relationship since no labels are used in canon, and I’m very intrigued by any headcanons I see! But to me, this is very clearly a lifelong queer relationship, just not an allosexual one.

Not to mention that it is stated in the book that “angels are sexless beings” and Gaiman has stated that despite appearances they aren’t male. Which leads me to believe they’re some form of agender/androgyne/intersex but y'know… angelic rather than the human form of that.

And let me be very clear: two agender people in a lifelong demiromantic queerplatonic relationship is JUST as queer as two gay men in a sexual relationship. I’m not playing your bs queer hierarchy game here.

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why are people still calling Good Omens queerbaiting

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Even though I’ve never actually watched anything David Tennant has been in, I haven’t missed how much the internet loves him.

Two minutes into his appearance in Good Omens, I’m thinking, OHH I get it.

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I think I handled the situation maturely

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It’s All A Fucking Joke, Right

In the few months I’ve been modding at fuckyeahasexual and touring ace Tumblr, there’s been a very. Steady. Stream of info that detail horrifically abusive situations and overall poor mental unhealth. Two a week in the inbox if I’m lucky, usually around seven-ten.

And there’s been so many, I can officially categorize all 500+ of these kinds of asks and submissions into an extensive bulletlist of Why Asexual Exclusionary Radicalism Is Incredibly Toxic And Shitty;

Coming Out To Family, Friends, And Employers

“My parents keep telling me that I’m something else, and it’s making me doubt my sense of judgement, not just about my sexual identity, but also about everything in general.”

“My family, friends, and co-workers keep referring to me as an inanimate object in a manner that’s clearly meant to humiliate and devastate me. Nothing I say will get them to stop.”

“My parents vocally/bodily forced me to undergo medical examinations, some of them concerning my sexual organs, many of them concerning blood tests and other trauma-centric procedures.”

“My family is intervening with my private life by changing my schedule to include exercise, socialization, friend influences, and whatever they think can ‘change’ me.”

“My friends/co-workers no longer respect my bodily boundaries when I came out to them, because they no longer see me as someone who should be respected. They regularly touch, fondle, grope, and prod me without permission, and/or verbally harass me, and don’t take my objections seriously.”

“My family, friends, and co-workers no longer just harass me, but also anyone I’m currently dating because they view my significant other as pathetic, underserved, or even being abused.”

First Few Days Of Dating

“My date got irrationally angry and confrontational when I came out to them, in a manner that made me fearful.” (SO many of these.)

“My date immediately lost any respect they had for my boundaries, no longer asked for consent, and {tried to} force themselves upon me.” (A lot of these, too)

“My date tried to verbally circumvent any boundaries and issues I confessed to, and it made me feel like I was in danger.”

“I didn’t come out to my date at first, and when they found out, they radically changed their behavior in an attempt to control and manipulate our new relationship to their benefit.”

Long-Term Relationships

“My partner has forcefully and radically changed our long-term relationship after finding out about my asexuality, and I’m now trapped and controlled in a way that I wasn’t before.”

“My partner broke up with me/is fighting with me because of my asexuality, and trying to make it seem like I’m hurting them. It’s made me doubt myself and my ability to trust my own intentions.”

“My partner is slowly changing from what was once supportive of my asexuality, and I’m wondering when I have the right to be worried and when I’d be overreacting. I’m aware of the worst case scenario, but I also worry that I’m being selfish and childish - which are things I’ve been told all throughout my asexual experience.”

Self-Care And Self Development

“I don’t trust my ability to say either yes or no in sexual situations, and this has extended to my life in general. I don’t feel comfortable in my ability to self-determinate.”

“The lack of authority, definition, and schooling of the concept of asexuality has made me very uncomfortable with what I think I am, and that uncertainty haunts me every waking moment.”

“I think it’s too late/too early to tell if I’m asexual, but the longer I hesitate, the worse my mental health and emotional wellbeing gets. I’m effectively stuck.”

“I see no benefit in coming out, or even identifying as asexual. There’s no positivity, role models, or supportive community for what I consider a big and scary part of my overall identity.”

“I think this was sexual abuse, but I’m wondering if I’m just being selfish and childish.”

“I think I was treated badly by my parents/friends/partner, but I’m wondering if I’m just being selfish and childish.”

“I want to believe that I’m deserving of equal freedom and human respect paid to other, not asexual people, but people tell me I’m being selfish and childish.”

“No one encourages this part of me. And that makes me feel forgotten and abandoned in general.”

Shut the fuck up about your petty beef with tumblr bloggers and youtubers and Archie comics or whatever. I literally do not care, I can’t care. I see these messages every goddamn day - this post was written and drafted a month ago, and I very easily compiled most of this bulletpoint list from scratch, just by eyeing what I see in the askbox and what comes across my dash. 

‘Ace discourse’ anger is empty and so meaningless. This is what I see by being part of this one 17k follow asexual ask blog for maybe half a year. I am so Done with all the faux rage posts and all the false positivity about how it’s ok to NOT be ace and all the acephobia that falls perfectly in line with the gaslighting typical of acephobia-101 while also having the audacity to claim it not so.

This is what’s real and I want to bleed it into your goddamn eyes.

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𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ♡

For the fluff and soft hearted, here is another lists of sentence starters that has the highest potentiality to turn into a soft scenarios. Feel free to change any pronouns / sentence structure according to your muse’s preference!     TRIGGER WARNING:   N/A.

“I never noticed your eyes were this [colour].”

“Your heartbeat’s really loud.”

“You asleep?”

“I like this, being so close to you.”

“Your hair keeps falling into your eyes, do you know that? Here, lemme just—”

“You’re so, so, so pretty.”

“I just — I’m breathless, okay? Whenever I’m with you, it happens.”

“You make my heart beat so quick.”

“You always know how to make me smile.”

“You’ll always be safe with me.”

[Kisses the other on the cheek]

“Always.”

“I can’t imagine being anywhere but here with you.”

“All my choices lead me to you.”

“I’ll never give you up.”

“I sleep better if you’re around.”

“You snore in your sleep. But… it’s adorable, okay?”

“I like this. A quiet breakfast with you.”

“There’re billions of people on this planet, and I love you. How incredible is that?”

“I trust you.”

[Holds the other’s hand when they think the other won’t notice]

“You keep staring at me instead of watching the film. What’s up?”

“Let’s push all of these stuff away. I wanna dance here right now with you.”

“Are we really doing this? Are we really slow-dancing?”

“When you laugh like that, it just — you’re so beautiful, you know that?”

“No, sorry, you laughed. I … I never saw it before. It’s — pretty.”

“You haven’t laughed in a long time, and I guess I was staring ‘cause I forgot how that looked like.”

[Puts head on the other’s shoulder]

“I will never let you go.”

“You’re the best thing to have ever happened to me.”

“You wrote me a song?”

“You’ve got a fever. Of course I’m not going anywhere.”

[Suddenly feels around the bed to search for the other’s hand / body when they’re sleeping]

[Extends a hand when they see the other was searching for it while they’re sleeping]

“I just feel calmer. When I’m with you.”

“You’re not in bed. I came looking for you.”

“What are you doing up? Come to bed.”

“It’s weird. I never thought I could feel like this, but you showed up. Now, it’s like I don’t wanna go on knowing I might lose the feeling.”

“I don’t mind sharing the blankets with you.”

“You’re cold. Come here.”

“You always do that. You always warm me up.”

“Stay.”

“It’s getting crowded. Here, hold my hand.”

[Hugs for a very long time]

[Puts feet on the other’s lap]

“I’m so proud of you, you know that?”

“I love you.”

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To clarify: yes, a soul’s own regret/guilt over their actions is what actually sends them to hell. But that isn’t really common knowledge, and as far as we know, Father Kinley doesn’t know that. And presumably, he thinks that the actions themselves, not the guilt over them, is what determines whether a soul goes to either heaven or hell.

So, considering that he probably doesn’t know the truth, the fact that he doesn’t think he’s going to hell doesn’t mean that he’s not guilty about what he’s done - it means that he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong. That’s what I mean when I say, that is everything wrong with this world.

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