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ANNOUNCEMENT: I NO LONGER SHIP FRARNEY (Fred / Barney)

So I'll be honest. When I first got into the Flintstones fandom, I was incredibly young and naive. (For starters, I thought the show featured documentary footage of real cavemen, dinosaurs and prehistoric technology.) But over the years, as I got deeper into not just the series lore but also the behind-the-scenes aspects of the production, I began to realize that it was a just a cheaply animated knock-off of The Honeymooners and all the storylines were nothing more than stock mid-century sitcom plots mixed in with puns on the word 'stone.' The writers, tasked with churning out 30-episode seasons of childish drivel, would not have had the bandwidth to craft hidden messages to the show's audience about a secret love between two crudely drawn Neanderthals. Furthermore, as I began to question the validity of my once-cherished ship, I found myself under attack by increasingly toxic 'Dark Frarnies' who review-bombed my earlier fanfics into oblivion. The fact is, while shipping Fred and Barney may have brought me joy during a dark time in my life (I had recently been exiled from the Jetsons fandom for what was, in retrospect, a misguided pairing of Rosie the Robot and Astro the Dog) I just don't feel at home in the Frarney community anymore. And while it may be bittersweet to say goodbye, at least I can still find consolation in my folder with over 10,000 hyper-realistic, anatomically correct Scrooggi (Scrooge McDuck x Yogi Bear) drawings.

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i need a partner so bad bro i'm learning things nobody should ever have to find out about themselves

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maybe this is a little interalizedly homophobic(?) but when people say kink at pride i don’t think about like the kink at pride zeitgeist hateful conservative puppy play stereotype. i have my own personal reality. i imagine two identical spray tanned white gay men with bright white fake teeth 1970s heart throb hair and huge unnatural smiles, unblinkingly cantering in perfect sync carefully in the middle of a loud otherwise normal new orleans style parade with trombones and shit; they’re dressed like characters from miami vice, and they are walking ever so carefully because their little boners are tied together. not like rubbing up against each other, or tied like cock rings, they’re standing like a foot apart holding each others hands by the pinkie finger only grinning handsomely eyes completely devoid of emotion while a thin red ribbon is held taut under the glans as they march their boners. as if carrying a banner, but it’s like, uncomfortable thread on physically aroused but completely psychologically unaroused erections . i don’t know. where this visual comes from but thinking about it for too long repulses me, I’m totally fine with people doing backflips naked at pride, i am not being reactionary, i literally made these fictional homelander x siegfried & roy guys up in my head to be irritated by, but they piss me off so bad to imagine them. maybe speaking this private thought into existence will create a manifestation of them, maybe they represent an underlying trauma, the outward facing white picket fence pathetic mess of what is the milquetoast version of LGBT movement. i don’t even think they’re a couple. they may very well be tied together by punishment. They may very well be Cain and Abel

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nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

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people on the subway train are alwaus looking at their phones well we should look to eachother and build a community that lives on trains and be like a siphonophore that uses the train as a shell . and float through the pelagic zone and share the seas nutrients such as small fish and crustaceans among our linked bodies

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there was a kid in my middle school called art slurpy

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Pdf of The Question of Palestine by Edward Said

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This is how all crypto people sound to me

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Even if you somehow believe you do not on a base level reap the benefits of american imperialism how on earth can anyone claim to be fundamentally INCAPABLE of benefiting from or participating in US imperialism. Like you’re aware the military is one of the most easily accessible career paths for Americans right. Now tell me what exactly do you think the military does

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Not even remotely what I'm looking for but thanks anyway Google.

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There’s a freaking CHEETO in the White House and all you’re doing is blogging about sucking anime cock!

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You Fucking Justin Treaudone It Now