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Sounds like you need new employees.

I tripped because no one cleaned up a coffee spill

I’m surrounded by idiots.

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Yep. And even then, some of us still act like we're teenagers. It's good. Damn. You told me you moved around a lot. Must've been a hassle. Yeah, I'm glad I did because who knows where I would be now if I didn't.

The guy at the store was convinced I was underage when I tried to buy cigarettes.

Technically til we’re twenty we’re still teenagers. That’s good, I suppose. Since I was 12, I used to move about every month or so to a new city. That’s about…30 cities or something like that. Give or take. Ah, well, that’s always good news, that you’ve grown up. 

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Most teenagers suck, to be honest. It's a good record for me. I don't blame you. Coffee shops are always cozy and nice. Wow, that's some intense working. Yeah, I was a complete and udder twat about two years ago. I was one of those horrible adolescents that thought that life was just one big game and I could play it without any rules and do whatever. I was a complete dick. And then I got help and now I'm me.

The guy at the store was convinced I was underage when I tried to buy cigarettes.

I can too, not too many good people out there I guess. Ah, a year and a half ago, huh? They are, this one’s my favourite though. And I’ve worked in a lot all over the place. Like I’m sure in mostly every major city on the east coast if you go in and ask about me they’ll know who you’re talking about. A past Dean stage?

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I can understand his little faith in our generation. I was kind of proud of myself in a way because the last time I saw that police officer was about a year and a half ago. And coffee shops are good. Just as long as you don't go into something like a 'past Dean' stage, then you should be fine.

The guy at the store was convinced I was underage when I tried to buy cigarettes.

Probably, which is also probably why he didn’t believe you. Even though you were telling him otherwise. Oh, wow. At least you hadn’t done anything wrong. I’m not a goody-goody. I just don’t ever do anything but coffee shops. 

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Yeah, I guess I feel sorta bad for him. He must have that happen a lot if he made such a big deal about it. It was weird. One of the cops recognized me and was actually surprised when I didn't do anything wrong. Hah, that's okay. No harm in being a good-goody.

The guy at the store was convinced I was underage when I tried to buy cigarettes.

Aw, poor guy though. Must have been hard for him. I’m sorry that you had to deal with that though. Must’ve been weird. I’ve never had to deal with that. I’m a good seed, and I look too young for people to actually believe I’m 18 so why bother trying?

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Yeah. But he was so determined that I was trying to fool him that he started yelling at me and made himself look like a total arse.

The guy at the store was convinced I was underage when I tried to cigarettes.

Aw, poor guy was probably really embarrassed when he was told that he was wrong. I feel bad for him, but still he shouldn’t think everyone has a fake ID.

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I showed him my I.D., but he said it had to be a fake. And when the cops came and told him that I am in fact eighteen, he was mad and his face turned red. I think he just wanted to catch another teenage delinquent. 

The guy at the store was convinced I was underage when I tried to cigarettes.

Wow, he didn’t believe you? Did you show I.D?

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The guy at the store was convinced I was underage when I tried to cigarettes.

Got the cops involved and everything. ...Moron.

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