deadudephotos
Deadudephotos
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I’m Sean, a photographer from northern Illinois.
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deadudephotos · 6 months ago
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deadudephotos · 7 months ago
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I like both versions of Ben Folds' Rocking the Suburbs I think they're both fun
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deadudephotos · 7 months ago
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reblog to make prev stop having headaches
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deadudephotos · 8 months ago
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This is my favorite genre of photoshopped political images. I feel like I’m only understanding 25% of the message. Why are you even calling them Smokin Joe & Da Ho. Can we frame this
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deadudephotos · 8 months ago
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people don’t want to talk about how getting the strap sucked actually feels good. there’s a stigma🧌
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deadudephotos · 8 months ago
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lord the peasants are so loud today
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deadudephotos · 8 months ago
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deadudephotos · 1 year ago
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Scary souja boy: Kiss me thru the bone
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deadudephotos · 1 year ago
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Rapper who’s career is falling off because he can’t stop rapping about how he was bullied while trick or treating as a kid:
Bombing so hard, tryna Milk all my Duds.
Spooked wearing a sheet, fell down, got covered in some mud.
Tricked on halloween, my treats got stolen at the park.
Took some big Ls, now you won’t see me on the charts.
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deadudephotos · 1 year ago
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deadudephotos · 1 year ago
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I hate how much money is costs to play video games. I want to play baldurs gate 3. Pretty normal atm, I think. But I can’t play it on my laptop. Okay. I also can’t play it on the Xbox one my parents let me take after leaving for college. Fine. I also can’t afford a couple hundred dollar pc. Understandable. But then even if I had some ability to play it, I’d then have to pay $60 for the game itself. Amazing. I guess I get it. But man. What. Do I want to go into credit card debt? Maybe, if I could get approved for a credit card. Would that be smart? Idk. But that’s what people do to pay for the ability to have fun on a computer. I guess.
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deadudephotos · 1 year ago
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Damn, this onez doin’ numbers out here. I might have to quit while i’m ahead
I cast upon you my “need to poop really bad while sitting in a place non optimal to leave your 400 level course without walking directly in front of the instructor” spell.
You will sit there and suffer as the shit brews in your bowels for the next 17 and a half minutes.
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deadudephotos · 1 year ago
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I cast upon you my “need to poop really bad while sitting in a place non optimal to leave your 400 level course without walking directly in front of the instructor” spell.
You will sit there and suffer as the shit brews in your bowels for the next 17 and a half minutes.
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deadudephotos · 1 year ago
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Bitches shartinf
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deadudephotos · 1 year ago
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My girlfriend is always right. Cookies do be going with milk :)
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deadudephotos · 1 year ago
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It has been brought to my attention that my girlfriend “was actually online when the original sneef snorf was posted.”
I would like to greatly apologize to the sneef snorf community for my actions, and even more deeply apologize to my girlfriend. I know my actions have consequences and nobody owes me their forgiveness, but I sincerely hope I can prove through my actions that I have changed and ultimately be forgiven by those who I have hurt.
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deadudephotos · 1 year ago
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White people will really be like,
“yeah, timmy’s hamstring is sore from his soccer practice on Thursday night so he doesn’t want to run in the annual thanksgiving sneef snorf 5k anymore :/.”
And then stream a very obviously racist country song until it is #1 on the billboard charts.
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