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More Likely to be in Tissaia’s Bed than (person)…

Fans have had…issues with this scene.

Yes, this scene. It starts off with such *hopes* too. Tissaia’s standing at the window, her hair down, and *smiling* and then we cut to…

*cue the screams*

So, may I propose a few more *likely* occupants of this bed?

Triss, since she was just arriving in this same room the previous episode. Perhaps she slept over.

Books. Beds are for reading in, naturally.

Yen’s WANTED poster. Tissaia was staring at it pensively in the last episode, just before she had a visitor. One gets the impression she’s spent a lot of time staring at it these past few weeks.

A Completely Ordinary Owl. I’m sure Tissaia would just be musing about recent news to the bird. Owls seem to be good listeners.

Oh dear, who put that in the bed? Shoo! 

Peace talks with Emhyr. Something something sleeping with the enemy, etc. He’s looking at a map of the Continent. Perhaps he’ll make Tissaia empress.

And really, all of these at once in a wild orgy is a more likely scenario than (Censored) being allowed within a mile of her bed in any stretch of canon. 

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See, that's why I'm writing it!

if ghosts was based this would've been a canon bi4les couple. they could've been so. opposite attracts in all the right ways I need to write the fanfiction to prove that we were robbed

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"if i let you breathe will you go away?" okay so this is basically foreplay for them i get it /j

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Ok so I've been thinking.

You know how Alberta and Hetty are best friends now?

Surely that couldn't have always been the case. Sure, Hetty was dead for a bit by then and yes, she was sharing her afterlife with a native american guy, but Alberta died while segregation was in full effect, she was literally not allowed to stay at the mansion overnight because of racism.

And Hetty, as we know and love her, is a classist piece of trash who thinks she's superior to everyone. Sure, it's mostly the Irish now, and I get the executive decision to not make her super racist because this is the 2020's. Like. That would be a dumb marketing decision.

But talking headcanons here: What are the chances that Hetty actually had to work through that racism just like she has to work her way through feminism and sexual liberty now? Is it really unlikely that she was, for example, hesitant to shake Alberta's hand in the afterlife, or that she considered her a lowdown street rat due to both upbringing and skin colour?

And obviously, by now she has grown and learned. Alberta became important to her. Someone who taught her women can be friends, not competition. Someone who might as well have taught her that skin colour and lineage don't matter. I mean, it's probably hard to keep believing in racist stereotypes after witnessing your perfect lineage son turn into a murderer while the black ghost in the manor is a hoot, super intelligent, and just an overall awesome friend.

But it also just shows that Hetty is willing to change and adapt, that she's willing to admit to mistakes and see things in a different light.

Hell, our girl might only be one child ghost away from realising child labour isn't cool!

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The more I think about Ghosts the more I slip into Hetty/Flower

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the german word for villain, Bösewicht, is so great. like not only are you evil, you're also some sort of gnome about it

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Sometimes I forget I watch a show about ghosts and then I read a post like "omg xy's death :'(" and go no wtf, he dies?? Why would you spoiler that to me???

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After his outburst about the ointment in "Everything's Alright," our Mary tried soothing Judas as well and this was the vibe I got from the whole situation

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And what if Isaac didn't give his room up? Would these "very-much-not-in-love-or-getting-back-together" idiots just...share a bed again? 👀

Power friends, my ass. They're enjoying this waaay too much

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Ladies, is it gay to stare at your LLBFF's boobs while on a date with another woman?

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This is the best idea in the history of film.

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I swear to god if someone doesn't get this poor woman an ereader copy of @drchucktingle 's "Getting Dirty With My Sentient Lesbian Washing Machine" I'm gonna lose it!

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Look at this. How dare they not make this show have a polycule? Like come on. It would work! The chemistry is right there!

i love our muppet goobers more than anything

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I'm writing a poly Hetty/Flower/Trevor/Thor thing right now and I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one who thinks this way!

if ghosts was based this would've been a canon bi4les couple. they could've been so. opposite attracts in all the right ways I need to write the fanfiction to prove that we were robbed

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Look how pretty Rebecca is, oh my days! Look how pretty they all are!

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So did you.. find that 18+ ghosts discord server orrrr…..

Nope, so far no luck :( Still hopeful though!

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hetty ghosts character of all time. comically evil. constantly either fujoing out or thinking about cocaine. marriage and sexual awakening via lumberjack tiktoks and broken washing machine two hundred years post mortem have INCREDIBLY dark implications. forever trapped in ridiculous aggressively turquoise bbl dress. proud robber baroness. hates the irish. is irish. might have syphilis. self proclaimed feminist who does not want women to vote. obsessed with ankles. strangled herself with telephone cord. told her husband to go to hell and he DID. keeps telling people to do meth. ginger. has a monopoly on incredibly upsetting back rub currency because violently touch averse. this too has messed up implications. can and will be found out fujoing out in her corner each episode. broke up with secret boyfriend after going public with relationship just to keep fucking him in secret because it‘s hotter this way. hates unions but is good at them. incredible woman.