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this bit has absolutely no right to be this funny

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what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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I'm so normal about them...

inspo -> this tweet :)

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Dazai: ugh I wish someone would commit double suicide with me

Kunikida, fed up: Dazai, give up, no one-

Atsushi, sleep deprived, borderline $u1c1dal: I would lol

Kunikida: what

Dazai: what

Atsushi: what

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[read from left to right]

That's so foolish, Jinko 😐 *keeps watching* *secretly enjoys it*

all credits to the original artist @anikenom on X

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friendly reminder dazai had a genuinely hard time telling chuuya about his humanity. friendly reminder akutagawa kept his promise to not kill even though killing was his first instinct even after death. friendly reminder poe was the only detective that ever made ranpo feel something. friendly reminder fyodor was the only one who ever truly understood nikolai. friendly reminder tecchou placed jouno over the only thing hes ever believed in. friendly reminder rimbaud changed verlaines entire veiw on humanity and gave him faith in the human race. friendly reminder albatross didnt care if he got hurt or killed if it meant he saved doc. friendly reminder fukuzawa was the only one who understood fukuchi and his motives and couldnt kill him even if it meant saving the world. friendly reminder kunikida calls dazai every morning to make sure hes okay. friendly reminder ango genuinely felt so guilty about odas death he betrayed the government. friendly reminder-

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FUNNIEST FRAME IN THE WHOLE BSD

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local fail boy and his hot goth wife

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all i’m saying is atsushi has the opportunity to do the funniest thing now

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Do you think it would have been cool if Atsushi's white tiger aged with him as he grew up

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I want "Neil died in Baltimore" Andrew and "The Moriyamas killed Andrew as a warning" Neil to meet

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Jeremy and Andrew having the same type (personality wise) while being two of the most different characters in the fandom is so funny.

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So who asked for another soc med au🥰🥰 (im debating whether i should do a perfect court edition)

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release date but at what cost 😣

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re reading aftg and god neil can be dense

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This is the only thing I can think of whenever I read this scene