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*explaining heaven will be mine to joseph stalin* "so the will of the memorial Foundation can sorta be thought of as like ~socialism on one planet~"

Stalin: "so when does halimede show up? she's one of the major characters right?"

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Welcome to your new job in the IT department. Just don't enter the server room without permission.

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Once a mech pilot hits 20 they age out of the system and the military just drops 'em off and gives them the number of a cheap therapist. If you know where to look, or got a buddy who they send 'em to, you can pick one up real easy and they make for impeccable sex toys. Growth was limited by cockpit size and the massive amount of calories burned by the biolink so you can just pick 'em up and toss 'em around however you like. Real used to pain, too. Best part is, they really know how to depersonalize a kid, they all answer to "it" and just do whatever you tell 'em. Never complain, never ask for anything, just sit there shaking and flinching at loud noise. Oh, and when they die, they're so full of chemicals they can last a few days before you wanna throw 'em out.

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Illustrated for @HT_Black's upcoming TTRPG, Toonpunk Second Edition, and its lore book—coming soon!

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every day mimicgirls are discriminated against just because they are "unceasingly ravenous" and "one of the most dangerous ambush predators in the world." be a true friend to all mimicgirls and stick your entire torso in any treasure chest you see.

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YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

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redesign of a photo from a 1971 issue of GAY Magazine

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If you weren't aware, the MTG Circlejerk subreddit has been making fake Far Side Secret Lairs and it's probably one of my favorite things lately.

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i don’t know who this woman is. but these two nameless photos of that i think are both of her have shown up in two separate threads of photos of lesbians, a month apart. and i picked them out to attach to without even realizing it was the same woman at first. and i am hopelessly attached to her

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edit — her name is asia. both photos were taken by chloe sherman in san francisco, in 1996. [x] [x]

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you! guy who likes fictional lesbians to the point of feeling a strange sense of pain! you can be a lesbian. but there are some steps you have to complete first

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Source

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i fear i may have broken you

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お絵かき＠ふたば

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hot take: people who believe in a gender trinary are just as bad as people who believe in a gender binary. like "you're either girl, non binary, or a boy" "wouldn't that just be non binary" that's not how it works. it annoys me sm when people try to police others identities just because it doesnt make sense to them. you're still shoving people into a box. let me be what i want.

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i think she's my favorite

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drew these a few yrs ago high off wisdom teeth surgery meds <3