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There’s no such thing as truth. I mean, it’s bullshit! Everyone has their own truth, and life just does whatever the fuck it wants. That’s the story of my life and that’s the fucking truth.

I, Tonya (2017) dir. Craig Gillespie

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Diana and Steve Trevor in Wonder Woman: Bloodlines (2019)

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Today, I am simply— Henry. Ever After (1998) dir. Andy Tennant

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“Oh, hey there, son! Oh hey there other son that I also have that’s related to that son I just passed in the hallway!”

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I'm a white woman and I have literally never heard the phrase "white women are white womening" in my life, Claire

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tag yourself I’m wee english fella

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you have a cat called toby??? cute!!

I do! My roommate found him on the street when he was a tiny kitten and it took me all of 24 hours to accidentally name him and decide that he is mine. And yeah, I had the name Toby in my mind ever since I was super in to the Halcyon, so he is named after Toby Hamilton--kinda my last tribute to the character

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Founding Fathers are given their own television shows. What sort of shows are they? Are they any good?

George Washington- His TV show would be on PBS and it would be about farming. It would be boring to the average person but it would probably be on the air at 3 PM every weekday. It would be a steady staple like This Old House. 

Alexander Hamilton- A gossip show. It’s basically him on a couch gossiping about other people. 10/10

John Adams- A Talk show where he shouts and points into the camera like Lewis Black. 8/10. 

Thomas Jefferson- A show about wine and cheese. It’s basically him sitting on his veranda eating cheese and drinking fine French wine and giving the audience overly complicated recipes that no one will be able to cook in reality. 

James Madison- He’s sitting on the veranda with T-Jeffs sipping wine

Benjamin Franklin- The weirdest freaking show you ever saw that he hosts while sitting in a bathtub. It’s just so random. It’s in French 50% of the time. Only people who are high can watch it. 

It’s Weird Asks Day! Ask me the weirdest things you can think of and I’ll try my hardest to answer them! 

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more otp shit

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do you ever think about how, in 26 episodes, they went from hating each other’s guts to promising to spend the rest of their lives together. because I do. all the time.

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I’m

⚪️ living in the moment

⚪️ stuck on the past

⚪️ paranoid about the future

🔘 longing for a gorgeous immortal being with a horrifying backstory to turn me into his eternal partner so I can abandon all responsibilities and live away from society as we know it

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The Art of Coco

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me: *projects my whole entire self onto a fictional character* me: truly incredible just how alike we are

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So cringy when people are like "cats aren't affectionate i know this first hand!1!" Maybe your cat would follow you around as well if your vibes weren't so rancid

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were you an atlantis the lost empire, the road to el dorado, sinbad legend of the seven seas, or treasure planet kid

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1987 Scrooge & 2017 Scrooge; hugging their nephews 

 I didn’t expect to get a hug of Scrooge and of the kids, mainly because 2017 Scrooge doesn’t seem like the hugging type of duck but I squealed out loud when Huey Dewey and Louie ran up to Scrooge and hugged him like they did in the 1987 DTs version, I was incredibly happy when I saw this. I just wish that Donald would have joined in.