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of course they cast a man as paul mccartney 🙄 derivative

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why is anthony bourdain always bullying those gay vampires. is this the interview

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i took elvish in school and i fucking hated it. the teacher was like 700 years old and he'd like take us on field trips to sit on the banks of babbling brooks and watch the fall of sunlight through the leaves. my friends in spanish class were like conjugating verbs and shit and meanwhile i was in an old-growth forest being overcome with awe at the sight of a majestic stag. like uhh yeah mr autumnheart when are we gonna learn like any grammar "listen to the murmur of the wind in the treetops, and you shall find the grammar you seek" like fuck dude your pedagogy leaves much to be desired

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if i were doing a "doctor who meets the beatles" episode i would set it in 1969. they've just finished take 276 of maxwell's silver hammer, and the fate of the universe rests on the doctor stopping the rest of the band beating paul mccartney to death with their instruments

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nobody better be posting about the met gala without mentioning the giant pro-palestine demonstration going on outside

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If you were wondering why the met gala sucked so much it’s because The Garden of Time is a story about the rich desperately clinging onto their obnoxious displays of wealth and opulence for which they continue to plunder dying resources. It ends with the working classes breaking over the garden walls to get their asses. The people at the met gala can’t meaningfully engage with the theme because it’s about them and how much they suck. They just wear ugly flower prints instead.

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You pick a JG Ballard story for the Met Gala theme and it’s not Crash??? Sad. Fumbled.

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Shrouded skeleton from a 15th-century funerary monument, ca. 1860

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Joan Baez at the Viking Hotel in Newport, 1964. She is reading Cavalier, a men's adult magazine similar to Playboy.

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the very rare phenomenon of a volcano producing vapor rings/volcanic vortex rings. Mount Etna today (April 5, 2024) by Boris Behncke

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can we as a society stop fucking making biopics. please just make thinly veiled rpf movies like velvet goldmine instead

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‘we need more problematic women’ you guys couldn’t handle yoko ono

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genuinely can’t stop thinking about allen ginsberg saying that bowie looks like the wife of a cia agent

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You guys…. lol

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I heard that if you play the upcoming beatles biopics at the exact same time the movies synchronize perfectly during the mutual masturbation scene

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I miss him